SolluxCaptorTA Posted May 20, 2013 Share Posted May 20, 2013 Granted. They are now all Care Bears. I wish my phone was sentient and evil and would kill me then take over the world, ruling with an electronic fist of infinite cruelty forevermore. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrazyCanadian24 Posted May 20, 2013 Share Posted May 20, 2013 Granted. The resistance take it out with an EMP blast. I wish Doforcash was made out of carbon fibre. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost333 Posted May 20, 2013 Share Posted May 20, 2013 Granted, but the carbon composite is diamond fibre, and is therefore indestructible. I wish for phenomenal cosmic powers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SolluxCaptorTA Posted May 20, 2013 Share Posted May 20, 2013 Granted. You can now control all of Element 218 on the periodic table on a cosmic scale. I wish for people to not be stupid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrazyCanadian24 Posted May 20, 2013 Share Posted May 20, 2013 Granted. They are now completely $&*&*#(%&. I wish Capcom would localize more Monster Hunter games in North America :| Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SolluxCaptorTA Posted May 20, 2013 Share Posted May 20, 2013 Granted. They assign Bratz games the Monster Hunter label and sell them as such. I wish I had the Persona games, they sound awesome. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrazyCanadian24 Posted May 20, 2013 Share Posted May 20, 2013 Granted. You end up hating them for yet unknown reasons. I wish I could teach a llama to drive. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SolluxCaptorTA Posted May 20, 2013 Share Posted May 20, 2013 Granted. He crashes on you and kills you. I wish my pony could fly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrazyCanadian24 Posted May 20, 2013 Share Posted May 20, 2013 Granted. The army shoots it down. I wish I had a bigger TV. Much, much bigger. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SolluxCaptorTA Posted May 20, 2013 Share Posted May 20, 2013 Granted. You also get testicular cancer. Untreatable. I wish carrots improved my eyesight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrazyCanadian24 Posted May 20, 2013 Share Posted May 20, 2013 Granted. I lied to you. I wish we could move on from ASDF references. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SolluxCaptorTA Posted May 20, 2013 Share Posted May 20, 2013 Granted. On to Homestuck. I wish the stairs would stop happening. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrazyCanadian24 Posted May 20, 2013 Share Posted May 20, 2013 Granted. They implode into a black hole. I wish the Dolan meme was more about mindf**ks than... whatever the hell it's about. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SolluxCaptorTA Posted May 20, 2013 Share Posted May 20, 2013 Granted. It now literally inserts its penis into your brain. I wish for more taters. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crow-k Posted May 20, 2013 Share Posted May 20, 2013 (edited) Granted. You have taters. and t hen a potato famine occurs . I wish there were no rule 34 of warframe. Edited May 20, 2013 by crow-k Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SolluxCaptorTA Posted May 20, 2013 Share Posted May 20, 2013 Granted. For ten seconds. I wish Rule 63 would go away. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrazyCanadian24 Posted May 20, 2013 Share Posted May 20, 2013 Granted. Anonymous come after you for destroying rule 63. I wish I could wear sunglasses indoors and not look like a tool. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SolluxCaptorTA Posted May 20, 2013 Share Posted May 20, 2013 Granted. You are now blind. I wish for Tigger to have his head explode, then come back as a brainless zombie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrazyCanadian24 Posted May 20, 2013 Share Posted May 20, 2013 Granted, but Umbrella exterminates him. I wish I had the power of a White Fatalis (http://monsterhunter.wikia.com/wiki/White_Fatalis) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SolluxCaptorTA Posted May 20, 2013 Share Posted May 20, 2013 Granted. You are then caught by Ash Ketchum and ignored in favor of Pikachu. I wish for a bowl of bowls. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrazyCanadian24 Posted May 20, 2013 Share Posted May 20, 2013 Granted. (*sigh* another paradox? well, if you insist...) Unfortunately, as a result of there being bowls within a bowl, a paradox ensues, imploding planet Earth and causing a black hole to form inside Sol (the Sun for all you peasants out there). I wish you would realise that White Fatalis has nothing to do with Pokemon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SolluxCaptorTA Posted May 20, 2013 Share Posted May 20, 2013 Granted. I already knew that. I wish you would realize I was making a joke about it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrazyCanadian24 Posted May 20, 2013 Share Posted May 20, 2013 Granted. I already knew that too. I wish you would realise that I was being sarcastic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SolluxCaptorTA Posted May 20, 2013 Share Posted May 20, 2013 Granted. However, you get cancer again. I wish that conversations could be held with truth instead of a constant tug of war between reality and sarcasm. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrazyCanadian24 Posted May 20, 2013 Share Posted May 20, 2013 Granted. YOU get cancer, again! I wish I wasn't up so late. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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