Altale Posted April 22, 2013 Share Posted April 22, 2013 Fake and Gay Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arcatar Posted April 22, 2013 Share Posted April 22, 2013 It felt bad when my dad told me the Stalker doesn't exist. I don't know what to believe anymore. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
destroyer12 Posted April 22, 2013 Share Posted April 22, 2013 From what I figure the Stalker Tenno are just Tenno brought up by the Grineer. Our memories were affected by the cryosleep why not other Tenno? Don't you see what we're defending in some Defense Missions? They are crono sleeping Tenno. So maybe Grineer find them and tell them a different story. If you meet a stalker and use get invisible using either skills or shade, the stalker will attack the the enemies there like grineers, corpus, and infested.I often use stalker to kill ancients and grineers elite (like grineer napalm, etc), while the the grineers, corpus, and infested will help me kill the stalker Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
destroyer12 Posted April 22, 2013 Share Posted April 22, 2013 if you still don't trust me, then go to the updates and buildnotes category and look for the description : Stalker sound not playing properly Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inihilus Posted April 22, 2013 Share Posted April 22, 2013 if you still don't trust me, then go to the updates and buildnotes category and look for the description : Stalker sound not playing properly Of course it won't. Stalker doesn't exist, how can he have sound? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheSuperTaco Posted April 22, 2013 Share Posted April 22, 2013 i have no idea what your talking about, stalker doesnt exist, and even IF he did exist. i would have been eaten a long time ago. which i havent been eaten so therefore he doesnt exist Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FrostWolf Posted April 22, 2013 Share Posted April 22, 2013 i have no idea what your talking about, stalker doesnt exist, and even IF he did exist. i would have been eaten a long time ago. which i havent been eaten so therefore he doesnt exist Mmm Taco Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheChaffeemancer Posted April 22, 2013 Share Posted April 22, 2013 if you still don't trust me, then go to the updates and buildnotes category and look for the description : Stalker sound not playing properly Pretty sure that's refering to one of the Ballista's line where she says "Get out of here, tenno." Which is a reference to Stalker: Shadow of Chernobyl. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
COBALT16 Posted April 22, 2013 Share Posted April 22, 2013 (edited) Stalker is a noob XD but he existed http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PtxRAqeuu-I'> Edited April 22, 2013 by COBALT16 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FrostWolf Posted April 22, 2013 Share Posted April 22, 2013 Stalker is a noob XD but he existed I have been unfairly nerfed while everybody else has been buffed! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheChaffeemancer Posted April 22, 2013 Share Posted April 22, 2013 but he existed No conclusive evidence has been produced that he exists. Stalker is a noob XD The Stalker does not exist, therefore he cannot be a noob. How can that which does not exist be a noob? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
COBALT16 Posted April 22, 2013 Share Posted April 22, 2013 he attack me all days, kill boss and after he gonna attack you. Look videos of stalker. sory for my english Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Feam Posted April 22, 2013 Share Posted April 22, 2013 "I came to the forums for mindless robots who are here to give me stats, graphs, and charts about a feature of the game that I do not understand yet. None of you deserve having fun or enjoyment, Warframe is a JOB, not a VIDEOGAME. get real people, stop making jokes and laughing." If you've said anything like that in this thread - you know who you are, and you need to see the other side of the street. A game's community doesn't live by arguing and debating the exact practicallity of a feature over and over again. It doesn't thrive from repeatedly saying "It's X. he does Y. that's all." These kind of jokes, these kind of little flavor-additions to games, and these kind of thinking-outside-the-box by game developers is what makes us laugh, cry, get immersed and interested, and eventually, UNIFY. This is why I will forever support such cooperation with what you call "LIES". When such a confusing, new thing happened to me - Sure... I was lost. but also amazed and intrigued. When I realized the "truth", I was part of it, and I was able to enjoy these threads beyond what I could have imagined. So yeah, new players might die once in a 10 minute mission. So yeah, you'd have to check the WIKI for facts, because we want to stay HUMAN while we're on the COMMUNITY FORUMS. Is it worth it? I'd say it's worth it far more than any step by step instruction to defeating a thing that doesn't exist! Thank you, DE. "And what if the thing that doesn't exist will start existing after Livestream #4?" you might ask. Then know this: You are one of the few who were here when it never existed. You were apart of the crowd asking, wondering, and laughing together. Players who will join Warframe later on will take that thing for granted, but not you. You will smile and know that you were there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaikelX Posted April 22, 2013 Share Posted April 22, 2013 New players: So bad they get killed by something that doesn't exist in a 10 minute mission :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Urash Posted April 24, 2013 Share Posted April 24, 2013 Ha ha ha! The stalker doesn't exist! Bandwagons are fun and intrinsically humorous! I am fitting in with the community and I feel my self-esteem rising rapidly! And then domestic violence. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Katakuna Posted April 24, 2013 Share Posted April 24, 2013 Thank you, DE. "And what if the thing that doesn't exist will start existing after Livestream #4?" you might ask. Then know this: You are one of the few who were here when it never existed. You were apart of the crowd asking, wondering, and laughing together. Players who will join Warframe later on will take that thing for granted, but not you. You will smile and know that you were there. I can already feel the camaraderie welling up between us. I love you guys. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JessicaMeanie Posted April 24, 2013 Share Posted April 24, 2013 "I came to the forums for mindless robots who are here to give me stats, graphs, and charts about a feature of the game that I do not understand yet. None of you deserve having fun or enjoyment, Warframe is a JOB, not a VIDEOGAME. get real people, stop making jokes and laughing." If you've said anything like that in this thread - you know who you are, and you need to see the other side of the street. A game's community doesn't live by arguing and debating the exact practicallity of a feature over and over again. It doesn't thrive from repeatedly saying "It's X. he does Y. that's all." These kind of jokes, these kind of little flavor-additions to games, and these kind of thinking-outside-the-box by game developers is what makes us laugh, cry, get immersed and interested, and eventually, UNIFY. This is why I will forever support such cooperation with what you call "LIES". When such a confusing, new thing happened to me - Sure... I was lost. but also amazed and intrigued. When I realized the "truth", I was part of it, and I was able to enjoy these threads beyond what I could have imagined. So yeah, new players might die once in a 10 minute mission. So yeah, you'd have to check the WIKI for facts, because we want to stay HUMAN while we're on the COMMUNITY FORUMS. Is it worth it? I'd say it's worth it far more than any step by step instruction to defeating a thing that doesn't exist! Thank you, DE. "And what if the thing that doesn't exist will start existing after Livestream #4?" you might ask. Then know this: You are one of the few who were here when it never existed. You were apart of the crowd asking, wondering, and laughing together. Players who will join Warframe later on will take that thing for granted, but not you. You will smile and know that you were there. best way to say it^ kinda makes me feel like we are not just customers but friends who will have an inside jokes when this happens >"And what if the thing that doesn't exist will start existing after Livestream #4?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blatantfool Posted April 24, 2013 Share Posted April 24, 2013 No, dude, legit. I totally don't exist. No me. I'm totally not a thing. You so crazy potato chips. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FrostWolf Posted April 24, 2013 Share Posted April 24, 2013 Why are you encouraging them! I am a servant of Dark justice! And lo you will know my name is the LORD! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blatantfool Posted April 24, 2013 Share Posted April 24, 2013 (edited) Dude naw. Forget that. We totally aren't a thing. I swear. Dude, I don't even know what GAME you mean. Edited April 24, 2013 by Blatantfool Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kiwicanfly Posted April 24, 2013 Share Posted April 24, 2013 cool story bro, but that just a photo shop. the whole things is simply a conspiracy by the corpus & grennier to scare tennos. and those saying they saw it are actually corpus spies. ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blatantfool Posted April 24, 2013 Share Posted April 24, 2013 cool story bro, but that just a photo shop. the whole things is simply a conspiracy by the corpus & grennier to scare tennos. and those saying they saw it are actually corpus spies. ;) Yeah, see? Meatsack here gets the idea. All a joke. Nothing will happen. Time to sleep sunshine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
COBALT16 Posted April 25, 2013 Share Posted April 25, 2013 (edited) STALKER exist!!!! only noobs can't be attack by stalker look at youtube look on google pictures Edited April 25, 2013 by COBALT16 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blatantfool Posted April 25, 2013 Share Posted April 25, 2013 STALKER exist!!!! only noobs can't be attack by stalker look at youtube look on google pictures Nobody likes a liar kid. It's time to stop posting. Tell you're Mom I said 'Sup babe'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Feam Posted May 25, 2013 Share Posted May 25, 2013 (edited) "I came to the forums for mindless robots who are here to give me stats, graphs, and charts about a feature of the game that I do not understand yet. None of you deserve having fun or enjoyment, Warframe is a JOB, not a VIDEOGAME. get real people, stop making jokes and laughing." If you've said anything like that in this thread - you know who you are, and you need to see the other side of the street. A game's community doesn't live by arguing and debating the exact practicallity of a feature over and over again. It doesn't thrive from repeatedly saying "It's X. he does Y. that's all." These kind of jokes, these kind of little flavor-additions to games, and these kind of thinking-outside-the-box by game developers is what makes us laugh, cry, get immersed and interested, and eventually, UNIFY. This is why I will forever support such cooperation with what you call "LIES". When such a confusing, new thing happened to me - Sure... I was lost. but also amazed and intrigued. When I realized the "truth", I was part of it, and I was able to enjoy these threads beyond what I could have imagined. So yeah, new players might die once in a 10 minute mission. So yeah, you'd have to check the WIKI for facts, because we want to stay HUMAN while we're on the COMMUNITY FORUMS. Is it worth it? I'd say it's worth it far more than any step by step instruction to defeating a thing that doesn't exist! Thank you, DE. "And what if the thing that doesn't exist will start existing after Livestream #4?" you might ask. Then know this: You are one of the few who were here when it never existed. You were apart of the crowd asking, wondering, and laughing together. Players who will join Warframe later on will take that thing for granted, but not you. You will smile and know that you were there. Hey, in the light of Update 8 I remembered this post and wanted to seal my thoughts on it. They gave him the rewards everyone wanted him to have, they tried to keep it a "mysterious and enjoyable event" while cashing in on 40$ for every single person who is tired of waiting to farm him so they named their marketplace bundle "WHAT STALKER?", oh how witty. It's nice to see I was right. just a few days after U8 and he is nothing but a mere RNG, a controversy, a subject for frusturation and farming and he is, infact, taken for granted. But you know what I didn't expect would happen? The 40$ pack. Now that, is business. Bravo to DE, I'm not going to make demands or think it should be different because that is great advertisement, fantastic financial work, disgustingly unimmersive and a horrible horrible sour feeling of meaninglessness in my mouth - Just like every successful company needs to do. So I've had my fun in this subject, now it was turned into a platform of an immense crashgrab rather than excitement uniqueness. I will not "smile and know that I was there." I wll look back, frown, and accept that the Stalker isn't magical and unique. He isn't any different than Void Keys, Forma, Potatoes, Slots, and every other money related decision DE makes. Edited May 25, 2013 by Feam Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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