New: Tenno Caroling Contest!

[BloodTheWumbologist]

Baby It's Void Outside (A duet starting Valkyr and Rhino)

Original song (Baby it's Cold Outside  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FTNheCEUP_A   )

 

------------------------

 

Valkyr: I really cant' stay..

 

Rhino: Baby its Void outside..

 

Valkyr: I've got to go away....

 

Rhino: Baby don't migrate today..

 

Valkyr: This mission has been...

 

Rhino: Hoping you'd just charge in...

 

Valkyr: So very slow..

 

Rhino:I'll take your bonds and show you where to go...

 

Valkyr: My Liset will start to worry..

 

Rhino: Baby don't migrate in a hurry...

 

Valkyr: My Kubrow will be pacing the floor...

 

Rhino: Listen to the Corrupted roar...

 

Valkyr: So really i'd better hook..

 

Rhino: Beautiful please don't book..

 

Valkyr: Well maybe just a half a skull more..

 

Rhino: I'll get the milk just sit while i pour

 

Valkyr: The clan members will start to think..

 

Rhino: Did i mention you look good in pink?

 

Valkyr: Say what's in this skull?
 

Rhino: Baby look away from the hull...

 

Valkyr: I wish i knew how..

 

Rhino: Your frame looks like prime right now..

 

Valkyr: To, break these bonds..

 

Rhino: I'll take your Syandana and help you not abscond..

 

Valkyr; I ought to say please go away...

 

Rhino: Baby please don't leave me today..

 

Valkyr: At least Im going to say that i tried...

 

Rhino: What's the sense in hurting my pride?

 

Valkyr: I really cant stay..

 

Rhino: Baby dont leave now..

 

Both: Ah, but its Void outside..

 

Valkyr: i simply must extract..

 

Rhino: Baby its Void outside..

 

Valkyr: The answer is no..

 

Rhino: But baby its Void outside..

 

Valkyr: This mission is nice and devoid..

 

Rhino: Look out the window at that void..

 

Valkyr: My lotus will see grineer..

 

Rhino: Even if she does they wont be here...

 

Valkyr: My sentiel will be there at the door...

 

Rhino: You can be a frame i adore..

 

Valkyr: My Syndicate's mind is vicious..

 

Rhino: Why cant you just grant me my wishes?

 

Valkyr: Well, maybe just one alert more..

 

Rhino: Never such a void before..

 

Valkyr: I ought to extract now..

 

Rhino: Baby the void is dangerous now!

 

Valkyr: Say, lend me a key?

 

Rhino: Please just stay with me right here...

 

Valkyr: You've really been great..

 

Rhino: I thrill when you touch my hand..

 

Valkyr: But, dont you see..

 

Rhino: How can you do this thing to me?

 

Valkyr: There's bound to be alerts tomorrow..

 

Rhino: Think of my lifelong sorrow..

 

Valkyr: At least there will be plenty of milk..

 

Rhino: If you caught some bleeding and died..

 

Valkyr: I really cant stay..

 

Rhino: Please its so void out..

 

Both: oh but its Voooiid...Ooouuut...Siiiiiiiiiiiide!

 

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[FallenWolfJ]

Stalker The Deadly Assassin - Sung in tune of "Rudolph the Red nose Reindeer" 

 

You know Vey Hek and jackal and lynx and Raptor.

You Know Anyo and Ambulas and Sargas and Vor.

But Do you recall? 

The most Infamous Assassin of all? 

 

Stalker the Deadly Assassin,

Has a black and Dark red bow.

and if you've ever seen it,

then it means its your time to go. 

All of the bosses you've killed,

They Will get their revenge.

When you open your inbox, 

"your actions have consequences.."

 

"Jackal's dead, the night is good. 

Oh, look a message!"

then you see the questions marks,

and you know the hunt will start!

 

Now that you're on his hit list,

No where is safe for you. 

Once your lights start flashing, 

You'll be screaming "I'm Screwed!" 

 

Stalker The Deadly Assassin,

Has Black and red Kunai.

and when you see Him throw them,

you know it's time to die. 

All of the bosses you've killed,

They Will get their revenge.

When you open your inbox, 

"your actions have consequences.."

 

"Alad's dead, the night is good. 

Oh, look a message!"

then you see the questions marks,

and you know the hunt will start!

 

Now that you're on his hit list,

No where is safe for you. 

Once your lights start flashing, 

You'll realize You're Screwed! 

its not the best, But eh, I decided its all for the fun of it anyway, soooo..yeah. Enjoy :D and Happy Holidays, Tenno! :D 

[RadioactiveName]

Grinding of the Frames (Carol of the Bells remake)

 

See! How they grind

the parts to find.

All seem to rage,

Bring in the Phage.

The goal is so clear,

but the grind is still here!

To the new and updated,

with things we awaited.

 

Kill, grind, and grind

Resources to find

With blade and sword

All in one accord

Tenno, do you hear?

It's the Grineer

They're ev'rywhere

It's hard just to bare.

 

The parts we have found

Banshee make some sound

On region they say

"No build to delay!"

The frame they have made,

The parts have been claimed.

Now that it's done,

Time to farm for that gun!

Merry, merry, merry, merry farming!

Merry, merry, merry, merry farming!

 

To the void we send,

this game has no end.

Taking down the foe

with Lotus and Kubrow.

 

Kill, grind, and grind...

 

[Damnation-Cleric]

 

The Stalker Song (Tenno Roasting on an open Fire)

Sung by the Stalker

Original song: 

 

Tenno roasting on an open fire 

It's a bad habit yes I know 

When a player turns a boss into a dyer                  

They're sent to heck by the Warframe troll 

 

His screenname was "Damnation-Cleric" 

A weird name but I don't mind 

One too many times he killed Vay Hek 

And now he is going to die 

 

His squad knows I am on my way 

Probably 'cuz he typed all caps "STALKER ON ME" 

I won't stop until one of them is dead 

And with my Hate I remove "Cleric's" head 

 

And so I'll let you know with this little phrase   

If you kill, say, Vor or Sergeant Nef, 

I've said it many times, let me put it this way, 

Your sentence is death! 

                  

 And so I'll let you know with this little phrase 

 If you kill, say, Vor or Sergeant Nef, 

 I've said it many times, let me put it this way,                       

Your sentence is 

Your sentence is 

Your sentence is death!

Edited December 11, 2014 by Damnation-Cleric

[(XBOX)KENisFIS]

To Frosty The Snowman 

 

*************************************************************

* Frost uses Snow Globe, 

* and a Nekros punches souls.

* While the Corpus fight, 

* they’re pumped full of holes.

* And where did Loki go?

*

* Frost Freeze those Ancients, 

* while they’re fairly far away.

* And the weapons glow, while the Kubrow,

* barks at the last osprey.

*

* Now Desecrate some more items,

* from the corpses strewn around.

* For there’s another wave ahead,

* and Loki still cannot be found!

*

* Oh Frost use your Snow Globe,

* There’s an assassin after me.

* And the inbox said, I would soon be dead,

* because I was farming Alad V.

*

* Another Thumper drop,

* Another Thumper drop,

* Five times in a row.

*

* Another Thumper drop,

* Another Thumper drop.

* Where did Loki go?

*

* Frost sees a golden,

* glow from far away.

*

* So he said let’s run,

* this is almost done. 

* Now before the host migrates.

*

* Cryopod left undefended,

* with a Buzlok in his hands.

*

* He is almost there,

* flying through the air,

* when wave thirty-nine began.

* 

* He bled out on the stairs in back,

* almost near to the top.

*

* And only screamed obscenities,

* when the cryopod health dropped.

*

* For Frost he was bold when,

* he solo’d earlier that day.

*

* He had no revives,

* saying why oh why,

* did my snow globe fade away.

*

* Blankety blank blank

* Blankety blank blank

* Mission failed oh no!

*

* Blankety blank blank

* Blankety blank blank

* WHERE DID LOKI GO?!?!

***************************************************

 

That was a lot of fun, and will surely be sung every time I hear this song. I hope you guys enjoy it as well.

[(PSN)Silverback73]

In celebration of the gift of new content, and because I REAALLY want to hear the majestic DE chorus sing this :).

Hark the Herald Angels Sing

http://m.carols.org.uk/hark_the_herald_angels_sing.htm

Hark the Ten-no with angel's wings-

"Glory to the new Archwing!"

From war-torn earth, our champions take flight.

Knights and ninjas renew their fight!

Boundless, all ye Warframes rise.

Become the tri-umph of the skies!

Ever insightful, the Lotus proclaims:

"Born a-new is the mighty Warframe!"

Hark the Ten-no with angel's wings-

"Glory to the new Archwing!"

With Odonata's shields adorned,

Lead your brethren to the fore!

Just in time, behold, they come.

Offspring of the Void's dark womb!

Veiled in steel, their flesh unseen...

Hail to the soaring deities!

Elytron's Bloomer tracks and kills...

With engines a'roaring, WHAT A THRILL!!!

Hark the Ten-no with angel's wings-

"Glory to the NEW Arch-WING!"

[XTechnomancer]

I am having so much fun trying to sing these at school, seeing the looks I get from my friends and wondering how much time I have spent on this thread. Yay for Tenno christmas!!! XD

Edited December 11, 2014 by XTechnomancer

[ZoanNim]

Tune-https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IrC07t88-wU

Updated Christmas

 

 

I'm dreaming of a updated Christmas
Just like the ones I used to know
Where the Lisets glisten
And Stalker listens
To hear gunshots in space

I'm dreaming of a updated Christmas
With every Grineer scout I slice
May your runs be bloody and bright
And may all your Warframes be primed

 

I'm dreaming of a updated Christmas
Just like the ones I waited for
Where the Archwings glisten
And Alad V listens
To hear kubrows on Earth

I'm dreaming of a updated Christmas
With every blueprint that I find
May your plays be lag-free and bright
And may all your Formas be nice
 

[TechnicCross]

Slashing through the void

In a just potato´ed frame

O´er the traps we go

Laughing all the way

“Bells” on Vauban ring

Making enemies fly

What fun it is to slide and shoot

All those factions in the face!

 

Jingle bells, jingle bells,

Jingle all the way.

Oh! What fun it is to ride

In your just completed “wings”.

Jingle bells, jingle bells,

Jingle all the way;

Oh! What fun it is to play

With all your mates Warframe! :)

 

http://www.jingle-bells-lyrics.com/

[mori57]

To the Tune of "Winter Wonderland": 

 

“Corpus Wonderland”

Shotguns ring, are you listening,

in the lane, mods are glist’ning

A beautiful sight,

we're happy tonight,

walking in a Corpus wonderland.

Blown away is the Osprey,

here to stay is a Banshee

She sings a love song,

as we go along,

walking in a Corpus wonderland.

In the Liset we can seek Infested,

Then pretend that they are hard to pwn.

Ordis will say: Tenno

Are you finished?

We’ll snicker as we

turn his volume down.

Later on, we'll conspire,

as we dream, world a-fire

To use unafraid,

the gear that we've made,

walking in a Corpus wonderland.

In the dojo we can trade some plat’num,

sell off extra Prime parts from the Void.

And when it’s time to make a new potato,

with our Conclave we’ll be overjoyed.

Alarm bells ring, must be Orokin
Smash the boss, no one’s watchin’,

With mayhem we’ll play, the space-ninja way,

walking in a Corpus wonderland.

Walking in a Corpus wonderland,

walking in a Corpus wonderland.

[Hex_Storm]

Jingle Bells-http://www.lyricsmode.com/lyrics/c/christmas_songs/jingle_bells.html

 

Flying through the stars
With an archwing on my back
Through the corpus ships
Bonking all the way
Kubrows start to howl
Making Ordis whine
How fun it is to watch things burn
With Ember spamming 4

Lotus calls, Lotus calls
Lotus calls all Tenno
Alad V has come to play
With Zanuka not far behind
Lotus calls, Lotus calls
Lotus calls all Tenno
What fun it is to fly
Leaving the void behind

 

 

[keen211]

Let it snow (globe)

 

Original: Let it snow 

 

Oh the gunner outside is frightful, 
But the globe is so delightful,
Since waves just come and go,
Let It Snow! Let It Snow! Let It Snow!

It doesn't show signs of cracking,
And I've built some plates for popping,
Levels are still so low,
Let It Snow! Let It Snow! Let It Snow!

When we finally find that part,
How I'll hate farming ceres for cells!
But if we desecrate just right,
I’ll build the braton as well.

Now the pod is slowly dying,
And, my god, parasites are annoying
But as long as you EV me so,
Let It Snow! Let It Snow! Let It Snow!

[SlayingMantisPrime]

'Tis the season to start grinding
fa lalala la la la laa

In the void is where we'll all be

fa lalala la la la laa

 

Vor has come, to greet us again
fa la la, la la la, la la la

Oh hey look a t1 defense

ha ha ha, ha ha ha, ha ha ha

 

This is how we go insane

fa la la la la, la la la la

yet we all keep playing this game

fa la la la la, la la la la

 

 

 

[Kayozz]

Jingle Bells:

Dashing through the floor
Sliding past my foes
O'er corpus we go
Laughing all the way

Treasure hunting here

Killing some grineer

With jokes of course cuz we dont fight

While wearing christmas gear

 

Loki here

Frost prime there

Tenno everywhere
Oh what fun, it is to ride

My archwing through the air

Loki here

Frost prime there

Tenno everywhere
Oh what fun, it is to ride

My archwing through the air

 

 

A day or two ago

I got a trade invite

And soon a shimmering blight

Was sitting by my side

I heard a kubrow'deer

Bells ringing through my ears

I turned around to tenno clause

drinking my greedy milk

 

Loki here

Frost prime there

Tenno everywhere
Oh what fun, it is to ride

My archwing through the air

 

Loki here

Frost prime there

Tenno everywhere
Oh what fun, it is to ride

My archwing through the air

 

 

A rest after a fight
Zen garden with my Peers

No enemies in sight

I have nothing to fear

I invite the Orokin

The Corpus and Grineer

Because its time to celebrate

The best time of the year

Loki here

Frost prime there

Tenno everywhere
Oh what fun, it is to ride

My archwing through the air

 

Loki here

Frost prime there

Tenno everywhere
Oh what fun, it is to ride

My archhwiing throuugh thee aaaair

Edited December 11, 2014 by Kayozz

[Thanax]

I only read about the contest this morning! Had to come up with something quickly...

 

I Saw Sargas Drinking Greedy Milk

Parody of "

" 

To be read/sung from the perspective of a Grineer soldier.

 

 

I saw Sargas drinking Greedy Milk

He was chugging them down by the case.

He didn't see me stare

at him slurping without care;

He thought that I was searching

for intruders in our lair.

 

Then, I saw Sargas cough up Greedy Milk

All over his chin and down his face;

Oh, what a laugh it would have been

If only I was not seen

By four Tenno raiders in our base

Edited December 11, 2014 by Thanax

[Blasterdude42]

Original: Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer 

 

We like Nova and Banshee, Rhino and Valkyr

Nyx, Nekros, Vauban, Mesa, Volt, and Zephyr

But do you recall, the most hated warframe of all?

Loki, the master of illusion, had a few tricks up his sleeves.

Switch teleport you in front of bosses, pits, and enemies.

 

All of the other players, wanted him to leave the game,

They hated tricks of Loki's,and wished that he would quit warframe.

Then one day it was announced, Loki would have a prime,

and everyone who hated him now thought he was sublime.

 

Now people want to buy helmets, chassis, systems, and BP,

Loki the Master of Illusion, the best prime anyone can see!

[Vengeful_Vulpes]

This was fun

 

Deck the halls with bits of corrupted,

Fa la la la la, la la la la.

The plans of our target, we disrupted,

Fa la la la la, la la la la.

Troll the ancient void tower,

Fa la la, la la la, la la la.,

Tell are luck became sour,

Fa la la la la, la la la la.

See the blazing vor before us,

Fa la la la la, la la la la.

Strike with Hate and join the fuss,

Fa la la la la, la la la la.

Follow me in to are battle

Fa la la la la, la la la la.

While we make vors head rattle,

Fa la la la la, la la la la.

Fast away the mission target passes,

Fa la la la la, la la la la.

Attention on vor, us lads and lasses,

Fa la la la la, la la la la.

Thinking of are bountiful treasure,

Fa la la la la, la la la la.

The target escaped, and we all cures together,

Fa la la la la, la la la la la la la la

[TheOnlyWarBear]

Original: Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer 

 

We like Nova and Banshee, Rhino and Valkyr

Nyx, Nekros, Vauban, Mesa, Volt, and Zephyr

But do you recall, the most hated warframe of all?

Loki, the master of illusion, had a few tricks up his sleeves.

Switch teleport you in front of bosses, pits, and enemies.

 

All of the other players, wanted him to leave the game,

They hated tricks of Loki's,and wished that he would quit warframe.

Then one day it was announced, Loki would have a prime,

and everyone who hated him now thought he was sublime.

 

Now people want to buy helmets, chassis, systems, and BP,

Loki the Master of Illusion, the best prime anyone can see!

My friend, this was genus :D I loved it +1

[Stock_Character]

To the tune of santa baby (Eartha Kitt) http://www.metrolyrics.com/santa-baby-lyrics-eartha-kitt.html

Note:This is from Vay Hek to Alad V. Okay ahem.

Alad V, just stick a Tenno in the knee

For me;

been an awful good clone

Alad V, so hurry to my warship tonight.

Alad V a fomorian battle ship too

Light blue;

I'll wait up for you dear

So hurry to warship tonight

Think of all the blood I've spilled

Think of all the Tenno that i haven't killed

Next year I can be just as good...

If you check off my Christmas list

Alad baby, I really want a 'frame and that is not high to aim

Alad baby, been a muderer all year so hurry to my warship tonight.

Alad honey, one thing that i wouldn't mind;

A prime. And a platinum mine.

So hurry to warship tonight

[TheOnlyWarBear]

To the Tune of "Winter Wonderland": 

 

“Corpus Wonderland”

Shotguns ring, are you listening,

in the lane, mods are glist’ning

A beautiful sight,

we're happy tonight,

walking in a Corpus wonderland.

Blown away is the Osprey,

here to stay is a Banshee

She sings a love song,

as we go along,

walking in a Corpus wonderland.

In the Liset we can seek Infested,

Then pretend that they are hard to pwn.

Ordis will say: Tenno

Are you finished?

We’ll snicker as we

turn his volume down.

Later on, we'll conspire,

as we dream, world a-fire

To use unafraid,

the gear that we've made,

walking in a Corpus wonderland.

In the dojo we can trade some plat’num,

sell off extra Prime parts from the Void.

And when it’s time to make a new potato,

with our Conclave we’ll be overjoyed.

Alarm bells ring, must be Orokin

Smash the boss, no one’s watchin’,

With mayhem we’ll play, the space-ninja way,

walking in a Corpus wonderland.

Walking in a Corpus wonderland,

walking in a Corpus wonderland.

You need to place sir :)

[PerpetualVoid]

Cool Frame

 

From Exta Ceres to the Derelict

Somebody's gonna make a happy trip

Tonight, while the moon is bright

 

She's gonna have a bag of crazy toys

To give the Tenno of the Orokin Void

So dig, Lotus comes on big

 

She'll come a callin' when the snows the most

When all you tenno sleepin' warm as ruk

And you're gonna flip when Old Saint Nyx

Take a dera-lick on a peppermint sythe

 

She'll come a flyin' down from outer space

And fill the stocking by the Dojo Trade

So you'll, have a frame that's cool

 

Yeah, from Fusion Moa  to Cryotic Front

Somebody's gonna make a farmin’ trip

Tonight, while the moon is bright

 

She's gonna have a bag of crazy toys

To give the enemies of Lotus joys

So dig, Lotus comes on big

 

She'll come a callin' when the snows the most

When all you tenno sleepin' in warm coats

And you're gonna flip when Old Saint Nyx

Take a dera-lick on a peppermint sythe

 

She'll come a flyin' down from outer space

And fill the stocking by the Kubrow place

So you'll, have a frame that's cool

 

 

http://youtu.be/7e48AUP7h4Y

[(XBOX)BusiestRiaku]

Original song;Jingle bells

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tQYa2epnTdo

 

Dashing through outer space

In Ordis driven Tenno ship bay

Over the Grineer ships we go 

Laughing all the way

Ha-Ha-Ha

The grineer scouts have been deployed

Their Elite Hunters are their on way

Now deployed your Archwings and begin to slay

Oh Guns and blades

Guns and Blades

Guns and blades all the way

Oh, what fun it is run and to destroy Grineer today

Hey 

[crazyremix567]

 You Better Watch out you better

    be nice because if you 

        dont your not getting plat tonight 

        there looking at list and there

            checking it twice to see who wins

               the contest tonight mesa

                 is coming to town 

 

 

 

       He knows when your offline 

       He knows when your back on

       He knows if you been bad or good

       So be good for the Tenno sake 

 

 

       You Better Watch out you better

    be nice because if you 

        dont your not getting plat tonight 

        there looking at list and there

            checking it twice to see who wins

               the contest tonight mesa

                 is coming to town 

 

       

[Fussfoener]

Oh Tenno-Baum
(Original Oh Tannenbaum - german folk-song - dont know? watch:

)

 

Oh Tennobaum, oh Tennobaum,  you're using all this weapons.

Depend on Soma, Paris Prime,
and AKBronco all the time.
Oh Tennobaum, oh Tennobaum,  you're using all this weapons.
 

Oh Tennobaum, oh Tennobaum,  you're using all the warframes.
Crushing Corpus, this is fun.

Shredding Grineer until they're gone
Oh Tennobaum, oh Tennobaum,  you're using all the warframes.

 

Oh Tennobaum, oh Tennobaum,  you're using all companions.
Watch this Cube with all it's rage.
See this Kubrow rocks all stage.
Oh Tennobaum, oh Tennobaum,  you're using all companions.

 

Oh Tennobaum, oh Tennobaum,  but dont forget the Lotus.
Wakes u up, save ur life.

gives u work sometimes strife.
Oh Tennobaum, oh Tennobaum,  but dont forget the Lotus.
 

[(PSN)iAmLegendary84]

"DE Swell/Jingle Bells"

dashing my tenno,

holding sloping blade

to overkill he hopes,

lasting all the waves...

bwahaha...

kills on one fell swings

taking spirits, nice,

what fun it is

to slide and bring

a slaying on tonight...

Oooohh DE's Swell,

DE's Swell

DE's Dev's alright

What Fun It Is

To Slide and bring

such slaying on tonight...