New: Tenno Caroling Contest!

[DiBBz]

best i could honestly come up with in 40 minutes time :D working night shift is so boring!

Last update.
i gave you arcwing.
but the very next day, it was extremely buggy.
this year, tenno's will cheer.
as we will get the next prime this year.

whats gold and white that shines.
and is the master, of priming all in sight
thats right ordis.
its Nova Prime.
Well The hubs are here.
but is still in beta.

---------------

Happy Christmas

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i gave my kubrows to the lotus.
cause i have to many, while ordis is getting angry!
now i see, what a tool he is
i should have just bought plat, so i can hold them all in.

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Last update.
i gave you arcwing.
but the very next day, it was extremely buggy.
this year, tenno's will cheer.
as we will get the next prime this year.

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Last update.
i gave you arcwing.
but the very next day, it was extremely buggy.
this year, tenno's will cheer.
as we will get the next prime this year.

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spamming trade, for the best deals.
While Farming for t4 sabotage.
oh my!, look at that. another year has passed
please, lotus just give us another freebie.

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With hubs nearly done, its finally time.
now all thats left is for the prime trader to appear.
now ive finally reached endgame, and il still keep loving the game.

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Last update.
i gave you arcwing.
but the very next day, it was extremely buggy.
this year, tenno's will cheer.
as we will get the next prime this year.
 

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Last update.
i gave you arcwing.
but the very next day, it was extremely buggy.
this year, tenno's will cheer.
as we will get the next prime this year.

 

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i gave my kubrows to the lotus.
cause i have to many, while ordis is getting angry!

 

[size=1]This year. and next years... will be the best years[/size]

 

last part does not really fit in well but warframe has been on a none stop roll ever since coming out of CBT +1 to DE and may we see more fantastic years of updates in the future!

Edited December 6, 2014 by DiBBz

[lama_music]

mememe! i want to try too ^.^

[Bubbais55]

ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS YOU(Warframe Style)- Mariah Carey

 

I don't need alerts for Christmas

There's just space ninjas i need

I don't care about the prime gear

or all the tower void keys

I just wanna Warframe for my own

More than the Lotus could ever know

 

Take my Liset too

All I want brave Tenno, is you

 

I don't need alerts for Christmas

There's just space ninjas i need

I don't care about the prime gear

or all the tower void keys

I don't need to build a Boltor

There upon the Foundry place

Vay Hek won't make me happy

With a rare mod drop on Christmas day

I want Warframe for my own

It just makes my Sigil glow

 

Take my Liset too

All I want brave Tenno, is you

 

may add more later...

 

Edited December 6, 2014 by Bubbais55

[xX_JohnWick2007_Xx]

Deck the halls :)

http://www.metrolyrics.com/deck-the-halls-lyrics-christmas-carols.html

Deck the halls with squads of grineer,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Tis' the season to be Rhino,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.

Don we now our gay lisets,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.

Troll the ancient Warframe Players,
Fa la la, la la la, la la la.,

See the blazing mod before us,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Strike the harp and join the corpus,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.

Follow me in merry farming
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
While I tell of grineer cache's,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.

Fast away the old Volt passes,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Hail the new, ye lads and lasses,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.

Sing we joyous, all together,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Heedless of the tileset and weather,
Fa la la la la, la la la la la la la la

EDIT: Warframe would also make a pretty good "I'll make a man out of you" parody :3
 

Edited December 6, 2014 by sillyimpling

[Jinkaza]

You’re infested, Alad V ( Based on You're a Mean one, Mr. Grintch)

You’re infested, Alad V.
You really make me feel,

Like using disinfectant,
From my nose down to my toes.

Alad VEEEEE E!

You’re worse than Scarlet Fever that’s,
Starting to peel

You’re disgusting, Alad V.
You wish to doom us all,

Transforming all us Tenno,
Into soulless, mindless thralls.

Alad VEEEEE E!

I wouldn’t hit you with a,
42 and a half-foot bo!

You’re a ripe one, Alad V.
Your nanites make me hurl!

Your collar makes me God mode,
While the other Tenno die.

Alad VEEEEE E!

 

(Recitative)
Given the choice between pwning my teams mates
Or getting Mesa’s helmet,
I’d take the

(SIng)

O-M-G phat loot!

You’re offensive, Alad V
You’re a pasty, gastly punk

Your eyes could use some Visine,
And ears are full of gunk

Alad VEEEEE E!

The three words that best describe you are as follows,
And I quote:

Infested
Corpus
Chump!

You’re a creeper, Alad V
Your skin, it makes us cry

The way you were before this
Let us into look your in the eyes,

Alad VEEEEE E!

 

(Recitative)
Eris is now an appalling dump heap
Overflowing with the most disgraceful
Assortment of Infested vermin imaginable

It was a special,
(Sing)
A beautiful world!

You enrage me, Alad V
Because of RNG!

Your Nav Corrds are so grindy,
I’m sure your laughing, at all of us

Alad VEEEEE E!
 
(Recitative)
But You’re are triple  roflcopter and L.M.F.A.O samich.

With B_B_Q Sauce!
 

Edited December 9, 2014 by Jinkaza

[AmbiguousLee]

All these pages and nobody has done a Frozen song? I don't know whether to be proud or disappointed. 

 

Anyway, here goes (idea and first few lines credit go to Morec0, who is the maniacal genius who I stole this from graciously gave me permission to use)

Original:

 

Do you wanna kill some crewman?

Polarize their shields away

Viver may be infested now

But don't have a cow

Cereberus is here to stay

 

It used to be great farming

And now it's not

I feel I'm going to cry

 

Do you wanna kill some crewman?

It doesn't have to be some crewman.

(Go away, Trinity!)

Okay bye...

 

Do you wanna kill some crewman?

Or slide around in our dojo

I think some company is overdue

I've started talking to

My Kubrow and Cephalon

(Shut up, Ordis!)

It gets a little lonely

On this tiny ship

Watching the Galleons float by

(Get clem, Hu gar Tenno, Klos aer tu th'rock!)

 

Mag?

(knock, knock, knock)

Please, I know you're in there

Lotus is asking where you've been

She says do Cereberus, and I'm trying to

I'll invite you too, just please let me in

We only have each other

It's just you and me

What are we going to do?

 

...Do you want to kill some Crewman?

[Tyreuzs]

Last friday, they gave us an hotfix
But on the very next moment, they nerfed even Nyx
This year, to save me from tears
I hope that one day the frames are balanced

Once nerfed, and twice again
I hope that trin wont, get reworked again
Tell me DE, do you recognize us?
Cause all the tennos are quietly crying

They started topics, to get your attention
But it was like if DE, is in another dimension
Now I noticed, what a fool I have been
that I hoped for a possible balance

In update 15, a new warframe was shared

But on the very next moment, I was unprepared
The new frame, is hidden behind
a giantic, enormous grind wall

The biggest problem, are the alad v coords
hope for RNG that, they are as invasion rewards
Maybe next day, we might have more luck

but it ends up in an endless hoping

 

And after only, one year or two
we might have collected, enough for a run threw
And here again, please RNG:
I dont want to farm another key

Maybe i can play, with Mesa one day

to experience another, playstyle-way

and maybe the gear, might be improved

so that we finaly can be amused

 

original: ''last christmas''

original lyrics: http://www.lyricsfreak.com/w/wham/last+christmas_20146073.html

original song (for listening):

Edited December 6, 2014 by Tyreuzs

[Carlo14]

Original - Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer: http://www.carols.org.uk/rudolf_the_red_nosed_reindeer.htm

 

Warframe ver. - Excal the Useless Warframe

 

 

You know Banshee and Ember and Loki and Nekros,

     Nova and Saryn and Vauban and Rhino.

But do you recall?

     The most unused warframe of all?

 

Excal the newbies' first choice, (first choice)

    Chosen by the new player.

And if you've ever played him, (played him)

    Then you'd know you had suffered. (suffered)

 

And all of high-ranked tennos, (tennos)

    Will just stop from using him. ('cause he's really weak)

They never let poor Excal, (Excal)

    Join in any Or'kin games. (like survival)

 

Then in one of his missions,

    Valkyr came to cry, (RAWR RAWR RAWR)

"EXCAL, USE YOUR ABILITIES,

    TO CRASH THIS GAME SO YOU CAN LEAVE!".

 

Then all of the corpus killed him, (killed him)

    As they shouted out with "bleeps". (BLOOP-BEEP)

Excal the useless warframe, (warframe)

    You will never join a team.

 

 

**NOTE** - I know that there is another version of this song done by another tenno, with the similar intro, but I promise you that I did NOT copy from their work, I was not even at home when I was rewriting this song. - I just thought of the frames in alphabetical order as I made it up, so I hope you won't go KickBot on me cuz of that.

 

**2nd NOTE** - I made this song based on my experience with Excal. I know you may be thinking that I don't like Excalibur, tbh I really like him because my very first frame, and the one that helped me through about 5 ranks, so, this not meant to be a judgemental type, but I hope you understand that his abilities are not too strong, you know for Void Survival. LOL

 

anyway

 

Thanks for reading my song, and have and WONERFUL CHRISTMAS EVERYONE! :D

[Miyushka]

Awesome contest, Merry Christmas for everyone and good luck :3 

Edited December 6, 2014 by Miyushka

[Carlo14]

All these pages and nobody has done a Frozen song? I don't know whether to be proud or disappointed. 

 

Anyway, here goes (idea and first few lines credit go to Morec0, who is the maniacal genius who I stole this from graciously gave me permission to use)

Original:

 

Do you wanna kill some crewman?

Polarize their shields away

Viver may be infested now

But don't have a cow

Cereberus is here to stay

 

It used to be great farming

And now it's not

I feel I'm going to cry

 

Do you wanna kill some crewman?

It doesn't have to be some crewman.

(Go away, Trinity!)

Okay bye...

 

Do you wanna kill some crewman?

Or slide around in our dojo

I think some company is overdue

I've started talking to

My Kubrow and Cephalon

(Shut up, Ordis!)

It gets a little lonely

On this tiny ship

Watching the Galleons float by

(Get clem, Hu gar Tenno, Klos aer tu th'rock!)

 

Mag?

(knock, knock, knock)

Please, I know you're in there

Lotus is asking where you've been

She says do Cereberus, and I'm trying to

I'll invite you too, just please let me in

We only have each other

It's just you and me

What are we going to do?

 

...Do you want to kill some Crewman?

wow, you're song is awesome! I could seriously turn this into an actual song if i wanted to. but sadly no proper equipment. 

But really great song though. :D

Edited December 6, 2014 by Carlo14

[Lunarise]

O Christmas Tree

 

Oh Christmas tree, Oh Christmas tree! 

The old war changed you  so.

Oh Christmas tree, Oh Christmas tree,

The old war changed you so.

 

Grineer messed everything on the Earth,

But you are still that charming, right?.

Oh Christmas tree, Oh Christmas tree,

Prism doesn't shine more bright

 

 

Oh Christmas tree, Oh Christmas tree,

The memories you bring me!

Oh Christmas tree, Oh Christmas tree,

The memories you bring me!

 

For every year this Christmas tree,

Tenno will come home to see.

Oh Christmas tree, Oh Christmas tree,

Such pleasure do you bring us!

 

Oh Christmas tree, Oh Christmas tree,

In any form unchanging.

 

((I did it from this

))

[BloodCarnival]

All these pages and nobody has done a Frozen song? I don't know whether to be proud or disappointed. 

 

-snip-

That's because we're asked to "rewrite a classic holiday carol/song and post it in this thread for judging." 

Edited December 6, 2014 by BloodCarnival

[(PSN)BradMFH]

Wonderful Christmas time Paul McCartney

The mods are right

The foundry set

The corpus are here

And time to fight

spamming dps off my sayrns venom

And molting when I'm in over my head

The kubrows hatched

The lisets primed

The dev streams live

The conclaves packed

Excalibers javelin just pinned fourteen guys

And greeners running to hit the alarm

The choir of the conclave all sing

We're here to win

Ohhh ohhh oh oh

Ohhh ohhh oh oh

The word is out

Across all space

The tennos free

And stalkers in flight

Just hope he doesn't show while I'm in a boss raid

Forgot to tell the crew now they're mad at me.

The choir of the conclave all sing

We're here to win

Ohhh ohhh oh oh ppo

Alad is cray

Wait where's his dog

Ok! with all the moa's

It's time for stage four abilities

We're having an awesome warframe time

We're having an awesome warframe time

Ohhhhhhoh

Ohhhhhhoh

It's login bonus time

[Teljaxx]

Orokin Cells. Sung to the tune of Jingle Bells.

 

Hunting through the Void

For all the parts I need

To the foundry I go

Laughing all the way!

 

Seeking parts all week

All void keys are gone

Oh what fun it is to find

The farmings never done!

 

Orokin cells, Orokin cells, Orokin cells I need!

Oh what fun it is to farm you every single day!

 

Orokin cells, Orokin cells, Orokin cells I need!

Oh what fun it is to farm you every single day!

 

What do you mean its supposed to rhyme? BAH! Humbug.

[AmbiguousLee]

wow, you're song is awesome! I could seriously turn this into an actual song if i wanted to. but sadly no proper equipment. 

But really great song though. :D

Thank you so much! It was really spur of the moment, and like I said, the first measure is all Morec0, so they deserve credit too.

 

That's because we're asked to "rewrite a classic holiday carol/song and post it in this thread for judging." 

It could be argued that songs from Frozen are "instant classics", but if not, then we can consider my entry a "just for fun" type of thing.

[Brawl499]

Jingle Bo's:

 

Original source (Had to kind of miss-mash it since there's been so many different versions, but it predominantly follows this one): http://www.lyricsmode.com/lyrics/j/james_pierpont/jingle_bells.html#!

 

Jingle Bo’s:

 

 

Smashing through their shields,

 

In a one-Drahk open sleigh,

 

Over the Techs we go,

 

Smashing all the way.

 

 

Tantus on Bo’s Ends ring,

 

Making Warframes bright,

 

What fun it is to ride and sing,

 

A smashing song tonight.

 

 

Oh, Jingle Bos, Jingle Bos,

 

Swinging all the way!

 

Oh, what fun it is to ride,

 

In a one-Drahk open sleigh.

 

 

Jingle Bos, Jingle Bos,

 

Swinging all the way,

 

Oh, what fun it is to ride,

 

In a one-Drahk open sleigh.

 

 

A Tech or two ago,

 

I thought he’d take a hit,

 

And soon Miss Valkyr Fight,

 

Was swinging by my side

 

 

The Volt was lean and lank,

 

Mirage had seemed his lot,

 

We smashed into a drifting Gox,

 

And then they got upsot.

 

 

Oh, Jingle Bos, Jingle Bos,

 

Swinging all the way,

 

Oh, what fun it is to ride,

 

In a one-Drahk open sleigh.

 

 

Jingle Bos, Jingle Bos,

 

Swinging all the way,

 

Oh, what fun it is to ride,

 

In a one-Drahk open sleigh, 

 

 

A Tech or two ago,

 

The Lotus I must tell,

 

I practiced with my Bo,

 

And on my back I fell;

 

 

A Limbo’s riding by,

 

In a one-Drahk open sleigh,

 

His laugh it seems I might,

 

Have swung far much too high.

 

 

Oh, Jingle Bos, Jingle Bos,

 

Swinging all the way,

 

Oh, what fun it is to ride,

 

In a one-Drahk open sleigh.

 

 

Jingle Bos, Jingle Bos,

 

Swinging all the way,

 

Oh, what fun it is to ride,

 

In a one-Drahk open sleigh.

 

 

Now the Hek will hide,

 

Whack him like a gong,

 

Take the Bos tonight,

 

And sing this smashing song;

 

 

A three-tailed Hek you’ll meet,

 

 Hydroid you might need

 

Bind him by his feet,

 

And whack! He’ll have no teeth!

 

 

 

Oh, Jingle Bos, Jingle Bos,

 

Swinging all the way,

 

Oh, what fun it is to ride,

 

In a one-Drahk open sleigh.

 

 

Jingle Bos, Jingle Bos,

 

Swinging all the way,

 

Oh, what fun it is to ride,

 

In a one-Drahk open sleigh.

[Nomster560]

Tenno, it's co-FREEZING- outside (Baby, it’s Cold Outside)

 

Original Song:

 

An Archwing duet with Tenno and Ordis

 

I really can't stay - But Tenno, it's co-FREEZING- outside

I've got missions to play - But Tenno, it's co-FREEZING- outside

This Archwing has been - Been hoping that yo-FINALYYY- drop in

So very nice - I'll hold your mods, they -FEEL LIKE- ice

 

The Lotus will start to worry - Operator, what's your h-HURRY UP!-

My Rathbone is waiting for gore - Listen to the -THRUSTERRRS- roar

So really I’d better scurry – Operator, please don’t h-HURRY UP!-

Maybe just a few seconds more - Put some re-SPACE SUITS- on while I pour

 

The clanmates might think – Tenno, it’s b-TERRIBLE- out there

Say, why’s my frame pink? – No e-EENERGY ORRBS- out there

I wish I knew how – Grineer are c-SSURROUNDIING- you now

To shoot them down – I take that back, your h-HEALTHY- looks swell

 

I ought to say no, no, no sir – I think those enemies a-GETTING CLOSER-

At least I know that I can revive – What’s the sense in -HURTING- my pride?
I really can’t stay – Tenno don’t h-HOLDD IT!-

Ah, but it’s cold outside

 

 

Ordis is surprisingly caring.

-EMOTIONS DELETTED-

Oh, nevermind.

I know this isn’t very Christmassy but I had to make an Ordis song :D

[Drasiel]

The Tenno Are Upon Us: A parody of "The Seasons Upon Us" by the Dropkick Murphies 

 

The season's upon us, it's that time of year,

Mesa and archwing, there's plenty of gear,

There's trees in the dojo and wreath's to be won

We've got Limbo, mirage and a bunch of new guns.

 

There's bells and there's holly, the Tenno are Loose,

Holiday colours look great on mirage's caboose.

Some games get crazy around Christmas time,

But up against it's rivals, Warframe does fine.

 

My frames are all maxed out, I wish I had more,

Guess I'll run for primes, and then beat up Void Vor,

My Warlord's a hardassed grindcentric old Brit

But at least he'll still run all events legit.

 

The generals they drive us to always compete

I'd be more willing to do it if I wasn't so beat.

With a clan like this I would have to confess

I'd be better off solo, clanless and bereft.

 

The season's upon us, it's that time of year,

Mesa and archwing, there's plenty of gear,

There's trees in the dojo and wreath's to be won

We've got Limbo, mirage and a bunch of new guns.

They call this warframe where I'm from!

 

The lotus likes to give sigils, badges and lore,

While the stalker is spying and thinking of gore,

The whispers and words come creeping out of the shadows,

I'd be happier to see him, but man his fight just blows.

 

Ordis our cephalon is a crazy AI

Watches our kubrows mature, then vents them when they die.

They won't play or fetch they couldn't care less

They just love to turn grineer into a mess.

 

The season's upon us, it's that time of year,

Mesa and archwing, there's plenty of gear,

There's trees in the dojo and wreath's to be won

We've got Limbo, mirage and a bunch of new guns.

They call this warframe where I'm from!

 

The Hubs are coming, Lets all bow,

To the lotus, the devs, and all they've done till now

I'm so glad candycane scythes come once a year,

You can keep your other seasonal skins, events, and gear

They call this warframe where I'm from!

They call this warframe where I'm from!

Edited December 6, 2014 by Drasiel

[ViolaRecluse]

Lotus rest your Tenno's Blade

 

Parodying God Rest ye Merry Gentlemen

May not be a classic but sure is nice sounding.

 

 

From Empress their three queens saw;

As holy hand they came.

And unto certain Captains

Brought tidings of the same.

How that on Earth tenno had woke;

By their lotus they became.

 

O tidings of battle and pain

Battle and pain

O tidings of battle and pain

 

The captain at those tidings

Made way with much to find,

And left his drahks a-fleeting

Amongst the steam and wind.

He went to Earth, ascaris held;

dominion on his mind.

 

O tidings of Terror and pain

Terror and pain

O tidings of terror and pain

 

But when he touched upon the Earth

Whereat these Tenno lay,

they found amongst the brambles

with Kubrows at their bay;

Their leading light the Lotus spoke

to draw their arms and blade.

 

O tidings of balance and peace

Balance and peace

O tidings of balance and peace

 

On a sidenote I know this from a remix a one Alexs made:

 

Which I know from other great musics' he's made: 

 

Which was recommended for some of his other content...:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2R677MV--WI&list=UUXfFigwsMFiU3tYurgr9SOQ&index=26

 

Which ponies!

:D

 

:|

 

I'll go sit in that corner over there....

Edited December 7, 2014 by P1NK13P13

[Ninja_FanStamps]

(Intro) 

Whenever I see Nyx and Ash

Selling Prime stuffs on the trade

I remember a tenno in a cryopod as he sleeps

Whenever there are bosses

Suddenly, gives you some mods

I believe that Christmas is truly in our hearts

Let's use our Guns n' Blades to fight for tommorow

When kubrows would obey

And all of us in a squad.

http://www.lyricsmode.com/lyrics/j/jose_mari_chan/christmas_in_our_hearts.html

[Matkorios14]

Navidad, navidad, 

en warframe ya lllegara

todos juntos al lugar

de la tierra iran

 

los kubrows saltando

y gruñendo jugaran,

y un nuevo miembro

nacera

 

Porque santa 

en warframe peleara

por los tennos  

el votara

 

y a sargas matara,

porque el con sus renos 

volara y de un paletaso

lo matara...

 

[Polar87]

Orginal song, the remix:

 

This is Warframe:

 

Tennos of every age
Wouldn't you like to see something Drop?

Come with Lotus and you will see
This little game called Warframe

This is Warframe, this is Warframe
The prime drop rate make you scream all night

This is Warframe, everybody makes waits on something
Farm those parts till you'll want to bang your head tonight
It's our game, Tenno scream!!!
In this game of Warframe

This is Warframe, this is Warframe

Warframe! Warframe! Warframe! Warframe!
In this game we call ours
Tenno hail to the Lotus message

In this game, don't we love it now
Everybody's waiting for the prime part

Scream! This is Warframe
Red 'n' black, Shiney Gold

Aren't you annoyed
Well, that's just fine

Say it once, say it twice
Take a chance and roll the dice
Ride with the Tenno with a chance to fight

Everybody scream, everybody scream

In our game of Warframe

This is Warfame, this is Warframe
Warframe! Warframe! Warframe! Warframe!

Warframe! Warframe!

Tender Tenno everywhere
Life's no fun without a good kill

That's our job, but we're not crazy
In our game of Warframe

In this game
Don't we love it now

Everybody's waiting for the next prime drop
Stalker might catch you in the back
And scream like a banshee
Make you jump out of your Frame
This is Warfame, everybody scream
Wont' ya please make way for a very special guy

Our leader Lotus is Queen of the Tenno
Everyone hail to the Tenno Queen, now!

This is Warframe, this is Warframe
Warframe! Warframe! Warframe! Warframe!

In this game we call Warframe
Everyone hail to the Tenno Code

La la-la la, Warframe! Warframe! [Repeat]

 

P.S. I know I butchered the song but its hard to make stuff that flows with the song xD Well anyway I hope this is accpeted as a entry

[(PSN)skip2435]

My take on Most Wonderful Time of the Year

 

It's The Most Frostiest Time Of The Year

With The Kids using Nyx Prime 

And Everyone Telling You Don't Use That Frame

It's The Most Frostiest Time Of The Year

It's The Luck, Luckiest Season Of All

With That Holiday Decor And Happy Kind Greetings

When Lotus Is Near 

It's The Luck, Luckiest Season Of All

 

There'll Be T4 For Hosting 

Potatoes for Buffing

And Mobs O'plenty To Pwn

There'll Be Scary Infested

And Tales Of The Builds Of

Frost Builds Before Update 12

 

It's The Most Frostiest Time Of The Year

There'll Be Much Snow Globe Spamming 

And Shields Will Be Glowing 

When Tenno Are Near

It's The Most Frostiest Time Of The Year

 

There'll Be T4 For Hosting 

Potatoes For Buffing 

And Mobs O'plenty To Pwn

There'll be Scary Infested

And Tales Of The Builds Of

Frost Builds Before Update 12

 

It's The Most Frostiest Time Of The Year

There'll be Much Snow Globe Spamming 

And Shields Will Be Glowing 

When Tenno Are Near 

It's The Most Frostiest Time

It's The Most Frostiest Time

It's the Most Frostiest Time Of The Year

 

 

[Guest]

WT Sell (Jingle Bells)

 

Slash Dashing through Snow Globe

On a one man-Kubrow game,

Increase energy with Flow

Triangulating Vay,

Passels of bullets fling

Making things ignite,

Speed run through space with the Archwing

And parkour to new heights!

 

Oh!

 

WTSell, Excal smells

Zephyr laid an egg.

Ordis feels hap-angry till

Maintenance makes him gay!

 

Ay!

 

WTBuy, Loki's shy

Rhino's made of lead.

Trinity heals, and Oberon heals-

And Nekros Desecrates all day!

_________________________

 

A few Wednesdays ago

I thought I'd take a hike,

And sure enough I was right

A catalyst alert went by,

I thought I would erupt

To the forums I went to rage,

Before I could try, an update ran by

And new content came to play!

 

Oh!

 

WTSell, Saryn makes guys swell

Frost makes giant ice eggs.

Valkyr's loud, and Banshee's also loud

And Nyx will make you Cray-

 

Zay!

 

WTBuy, Ember used to be a guy

Volt fries lights away.

Hydroid drowns, and Mirage clowns

And Ash bladestorms away

_________________________

 

Flicker go the lights

Oh which one will appear?

The side message comes to light

your heart races in fear;

You gather back to back

Stand ready and reload

You're prepped for win, he spawns right in

And S#&$! You still get owned.

 

Oh!

 

WTSell, Limbo dwells

Vauban lays eggs for days

Nova M. Primes, And Mesa's primed

And Mag ragdolls the rest away

 

Hey!

 

WTBuy, Rebecca's fine
Sheldon doesn't eat pork
Scott has a nice beard, and Geoff doesn't have a beard
And Steve wears the pink shoooooorts!

 

the end

Edited December 6, 2014 by Guest

[dmkrodan]

Sung to the tune of Hark the Herald Angels Sing

 

"The Christmas joy of the un-primed Trinity"

 

 

Halt! the angry Trinity screams

"Glory to the un-Primed kin!"

Fragor Down upon Nova's head

"You won't take this you wee Maggot!"

Joyful, Banshee stands and cries

Join the triumph of the un-Primed

With the angry Trinity proclaim:

"Nova does not deserve this gem"

Halt! The angry Tenno scream

"Glory on this yule-tide day!"

 

Trinity by veterans is adored

Trinity the Blessing Lord!

Wait, Trinity is a she! Hush she

Won't hear our tee-hees

Garbed with the tail of the Lobsters of sea

Hail the Vampire Trinity

"Well of Life won't save you now,

Nova, you wee Kubrow!"

Halt! The furious Tenno scream

"Glory on this yule-tide day!"

 

Hail the Tenno, Christmas friends!

Hail their holiday unity!

They all lash out at poor Nova

Her armor raiting bears no hope

Forlorn, she lays down, starts to cry

There is no hope, christmas joy dies

Then, the Infested from the east

It is her saviour Mutalist Alad V!

"Halt, Tenno, I need that frame!

my christmas is so lonely!"