Colvin Posted March 10, 2015 Author Share Posted March 10, 2015 I've seen him without a hat. It's just male pattern baldness. Nothing to theorize about, guys. Some of us guys who are going bald look better with a hat on, so we spare the public from seeing our folically challenged heads. Pic or didnt happen Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soulie Posted March 10, 2015 Share Posted March 10, 2015 Shush you non-believer.Ok I'll give you the fact that neither sheldon or scott wear hats. So I cannot prove that Steve isn't hiding anything under his hat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soulie Posted March 10, 2015 Share Posted March 10, 2015 Pic or didnt happenTheres a video of him somewhere preparing for an interview, where he had his hat off for makeup. That is all the information I can give you. Go now on your new quest to find it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colvin Posted March 10, 2015 Author Share Posted March 10, 2015 Maybe both Sheldon and Scott are involved in this conspiracy aswell. Maybe they don't hide anything under their hats because they are wearing wigs (atleast one of them, no pointy fingers tho) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renegade343 Posted March 10, 2015 Share Posted March 10, 2015 Can a single hair lift a car? My favourite webcomic author has the answer to that: https://what-if.xkcd.com/56/ Just play around with some numbers, and I got the answer: You need a hair that is 0.13 inches (or 0.3302 cm) in diameter to lift up a car. Given that the average hair has a diameter of 0.000001 cm, no. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colvin Posted March 10, 2015 Author Share Posted March 10, 2015 But is Steves hair really average? Is Steve average at anything at all? I heard his tears cure leukemia. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Siekier Posted March 10, 2015 Share Posted March 10, 2015 Where do you think Sentients come from...? Also, OP would be a good copypasta for future streams. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GhostSwordsman Posted March 10, 2015 Share Posted March 10, 2015 Haha. XD This thread made me chuckle. Also, inb4 moved to off topic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kartumterek Posted March 10, 2015 Share Posted March 10, 2015 obviously its Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fractal_magnets Posted March 10, 2015 Share Posted March 10, 2015 Or maybe it's... Male pattern baldness I'm no fun on weekdays Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheErebus. Posted March 10, 2015 Share Posted March 10, 2015 Probably his head. ...Oh my god, would you listen to yourself? Jesus christ, you're speaking nonsense. Get back in the real world. I think he's hiding unicorn poop. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soulie Posted March 10, 2015 Share Posted March 10, 2015 Maybe both Sheldon and Scott are involved in this conspiracy aswell. Maybe they don't hide anything under their hats because they are wearing wigs (atleast one of them, no pointy fingers tho)Yeah, maybe sheldon is actually wearing a bald cap. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teqnologyque Posted March 10, 2015 Share Posted March 10, 2015 Obviously Steve is the Patient Zero // Prototype for Limbo. His hat keeps us safe from the Phase-Plane portal that lies in his Cranium. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(XBOX)Grihaly Posted March 10, 2015 Share Posted March 10, 2015 Shouldn't this be in off-topic? OP made me lol xD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VampirePirate Posted March 10, 2015 Share Posted March 10, 2015 he is old. he's going bald. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colvin Posted March 10, 2015 Author Share Posted March 10, 2015 I bet Steve created countless accounts to seemlessly lead this topic from its original course. Whatever it is he is hiding under his head, i bet its super important. I'll dedicate my life to finding out what it is no matter the cost. I'm comming for you Steve! Your hat is as good as mine! BUEHEHEHEHEH!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Jack.Of.Blades- Posted March 10, 2015 Share Posted March 10, 2015 The release date of every future major update Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlexanderEZ Posted March 10, 2015 Share Posted March 10, 2015 (edited) Sorry to burst the thread's bubble. Also Colvin for being around so long you should have remembered that video lol, it's the first one I went to grab when seeing this post. Edited March 10, 2015 by Alexanderx Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tulzscha Posted March 10, 2015 Share Posted March 10, 2015 Moved to the proper section. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheErebus. Posted March 10, 2015 Share Posted March 10, 2015 Sorry to burst the thread's bubble. Also Colvin for being around so long you should have remembered that video lol, it's the first one I went to grab when seeing this post. IT'S EDITED OUT THE SECRETS. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colvin Posted March 10, 2015 Author Share Posted March 10, 2015 Sorry to burst the thread's bubble. Also Colvin for being around so long you should have remembered that video lol, it's the first one I went to grab when seeing this post. Joke is on you HA! You can clearly see a chick slaping tons of stuff of unknow consinstency that was meant to prevent EA from uncovering Steves secrets. He totaly hid his head under that cap in the speed of light. Suspicious Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hyenasaurus Posted March 10, 2015 Share Posted March 10, 2015 I bet Steve created countless accounts to seemlessly lead this topic from its original course. Whatever it is he is hiding under his head, i bet its super important. I'll dedicate my life to finding out what it is no matter the cost. I'm comming for you Steve! Your hat is as good as mine! BUEHEHEHEHEH!!! I'd dare say that what he hides under his head is his neck No quoting me on that tho Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NyxCrab Posted March 10, 2015 Share Posted March 10, 2015 The same thing that is under Double D's cap. Basically Steve is Double D after he grew up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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