Kasumi- Posted March 25, 2015 Share Posted March 25, 2015 If you had 6 peaches Then the peaches combined into a pear and the pear morphed into voltron Then voltron must have exploded into acid and the acid morphs into airplanes and the airplanes do a 748 degree turn downward and hit the twin towers Peaches did 9/11 McDonalds is secretly the Illuminati. Look it up if you don't believe me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XxDeadlockerxX Posted March 27, 2015 Share Posted March 27, 2015 (edited) BrIeFcAzEtAkOs... D*mn it feels good to be a TaK0. P.S.- It's raining TaK0s, Takos, Tacos, TAk0s, TaKOs, and taK0s. Edited March 27, 2015 by XxDeadlockerxX Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Audionic Posted March 31, 2015 Share Posted March 31, 2015 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Mandachordian-Tenno- Posted March 31, 2015 Share Posted March 31, 2015 i cant time-travel haphazardly while i do a fandango then ants cant incapacitate a galactic starship named ben that talks backwards when speaking to other starships of the opposite sex which has a chance of raining claustrophobic anthropomorphic acidic basilisks that eat pillowy pizzas that could regurgitate salamis from the 3657 BCE made by a certain king named Klondike Buurrr who liked to make time-traveling pitstops in the pancake house if the 456th century forming booben that has infinite vaughibillies inaugural bacon power of authoritah. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgax Posted March 31, 2015 Share Posted March 31, 2015 Indrick Boreale was a great commander and Soulstorm was the best Warhammer 40k game ever created. Also Khorne is female. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lactamid Posted March 31, 2015 Share Posted March 31, 2015 (edited) COMIC SANS Edited March 31, 2015 by Lactamid Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost333 Posted March 31, 2015 Share Posted March 31, 2015 Can it be real? The dream?Is there really a pop-tart made out of human souls?Did the devil really invent ice?Is your mother dancing in the kettle?Brush your teeth!No magic!Beware of Grues!YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TROOOOOOTH! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Mandachordian-Tenno- Posted March 31, 2015 Share Posted March 31, 2015 be that as it may, the toasters will only know true victory if the pancakes made from atomic goop only found in planet nibiru only baked air biscuits that the tardis is in a bad shape if you press the forehead, and a plastic cup is made from a cyclonic paragenic phitter made by that one company that sells novelty ebil weebil burger buns, don't oppress the green moss from doing what they want from planet gobgob, and a duck was made in a cloning machine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Audionic Posted March 31, 2015 Share Posted March 31, 2015 fun fact : your dad is actually your father Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Mandachordian-Tenno- Posted March 31, 2015 Share Posted March 31, 2015 fun fact : your dad is actually your father Fun fact: gorillas actually have fairly small *peens*. another fun fact, saying that to a gorilla is the fastest way to get beaten to death with your own arms. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Audionic Posted March 31, 2015 Share Posted March 31, 2015 Fun fact: gorillas actually have fairly small *peens*. another fun fact, saying that to a gorilla is the fastest way to get beaten to death with your own arms. james, da hell r u doin here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hyenasaurus Posted March 31, 2015 Share Posted March 31, 2015 banana Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deshiel Posted March 31, 2015 Share Posted March 31, 2015 Justin bieber is the best soundtrack for warframe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snydrex Posted March 31, 2015 Share Posted March 31, 2015 Everyone, please. Just window. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Elannor Posted September 30, 2015 Share Posted September 30, 2015 Everyone, please. Just window. What if the squared root of the window will decide to drink tea in the middle of the battle of talents? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OverlordMcGeek Posted September 30, 2015 Share Posted September 30, 2015 If there is one more clown with gangreen that serves at mcdonalds 2012 did happen but the chinchilla raptors have us in a simulation taking us for a spin as a meat taboggan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RavenousPartyLibrarian Posted September 30, 2015 Share Posted September 30, 2015 I fun stool calibration overly fertile xenophobic quarterstaff verily in greetings when jolts hunters urging cowardly pretenses for at breach insecure. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kasumi- Posted September 30, 2015 Share Posted September 30, 2015 I fun stool calibration overly fertile xenophobic quarterstaff verily in greetings when jolts hunters urging cowardly pretenses for at breach insecure. what Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OverlordMcGeek Posted September 30, 2015 Share Posted September 30, 2015 there was time when egypt ruled but the mommy's made them take a nap to satiate their perversions Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dacond3 Posted September 30, 2015 Share Posted September 30, 2015 1dae der wus a boie who habe canser n he dsais "fire canons" da doc saie okie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RavenousPartyLibrarian Posted September 30, 2015 Share Posted September 30, 2015 1dae der wus a boie who habe canser n he dsais "fire canons" da doc saie okie. RIP unknown boy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
n00b_m0m0 Posted September 30, 2015 Share Posted September 30, 2015 (edited) I wonder If it would be considered complete nonsense for me if i were to write a completely normal and legible sentence in Thread about posts that don't make sense. In the above sentence,the word 'it' was repeated twice for psychological proposes of inducing cognitive bias Edited September 30, 2015 by n00b_m0m0 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OverlordMcGeek Posted September 30, 2015 Share Posted September 30, 2015 I wonder [size=24]If[/size] [size=24]it [/size]would be considered complete nonsense for me if i were to write a completely normal and legible sentence in Thread about posts that don't make sense. In the above sentence,the word 'it' was repeated twice on for psychological proposes of inducing cognitive bias there was once a man in the pants of the king of sadia arabia. he sipped some wine and made constantinople. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hortonman Posted September 30, 2015 Share Posted September 30, 2015 Bombards are a well designed and balanced unit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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