OverlordMcGeek Posted April 29, 2015 Author Share Posted April 29, 2015 so just gives up. sounds about right. corn flakes was created by accident. Kellogg was working with his brother on patients. One day he was responsible for making some food for the patients and left boiled wheat out since he forgot. He figured might as well still cook it. The rest you know. He filthy rich for being a lazy s.o.b. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ordel Posted April 29, 2015 Share Posted April 29, 2015 Shrek is love. And he is also life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-FV-Metheria Posted April 29, 2015 Share Posted April 29, 2015 Ordel has mastu-wait wrong thread. Rodrigo Duterte, the mayor of Davao City is nicknamed as the punisher by many. In his time he changed Davao from murder capital to one of the most peaceful cities in the world. He accomplished by turning a blind eye to death sqauds sent out to kill criminals outside of the legal process, who which he totally had absolutely no involvement with whatever /sarcasm. He has been urged to run for president. He would have my vote. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OverlordMcGeek Posted April 29, 2015 Author Share Posted April 29, 2015 Ordel has mastu-wait wrong thread. Rodrigo Duterte, the mayor of Davao City is nicknamed as the punisher by many. In his time he changed Davao from murder capital to one of the most peaceful cities in the world. He accomplished by turning a blind eye to death sqauds sent out to kill criminals outside of the legal process, who which he totally had absolutely no involvement with whatever /sarcasm. He has been urged to run for president. He would have my vote. he also has my vote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spikey844 Posted April 30, 2015 Share Posted April 30, 2015 (edited) You have the same chance of winning the lottery as you have of dying within the next 1 hour and 27 minutes. Also people are more scared of public speaking than death. Edited April 30, 2015 by Spikey844 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snydrex Posted April 30, 2015 Share Posted April 30, 2015 You have the same chance of winning the lottery as you have of dying within the next 1 hour and 27 minutes. Also people are more scared of public speaking than death. The general population is more afraid of spiders then death. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SHIR0B0N Posted April 30, 2015 Share Posted April 30, 2015 Speaking of spiders, the fact that a human swallows on average 3-8 spiders in their sleep per year, is a total myth. No spider would want to approach a human in bed as they often roll over in their sleep, let alone approach a mouth, as they don't enjoy being exhaled on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBrsrkr Posted April 30, 2015 Share Posted April 30, 2015 Speaking of spiders, the fact that a human swallows on average 3-8 spiders in their sleep per year, is a total myth. No spider would want to approach a human in bed as they often roll over in their sleep, let alone approach a mouth, as they don't enjoy being exhaled on. In fact, this myth came form a test done ~30 years ago where 15 emails with completely false information were sent as spam throughout America, and then a survey was done to see how many people believed those myths. They still hang around to this day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snydrex Posted April 30, 2015 Share Posted April 30, 2015 The world's first computer virus, known as Elk Cloner, would display this on computer screens. "Elk Cloner: The program with a personality It will get on all your disksIt will infiltrate your chipsYes, it's Cloner! It will stick to you like glueIt will modify RAM too Send in the Cloner!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fishworshipper Posted May 1, 2015 Share Posted May 1, 2015 They can, and should, be happening all the time. If they should be happening all the time, then they would be happening all the time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBrsrkr Posted May 1, 2015 Share Posted May 1, 2015 If they should be happening all the time, then they would be happening all the time. But they're not. Why is a mystery. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snydrex Posted May 1, 2015 Share Posted May 1, 2015 When you look into space, you're looking back in time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SHIR0B0N Posted May 1, 2015 Share Posted May 1, 2015 When you look into space, you're looking back in time. And to add to that, when you look at a star, it could already be dead, but the distance could be so great, that you still see its light travelling. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
n00b_m0m0 Posted May 1, 2015 Share Posted May 1, 2015 there used to be this old practice known as Memorial Portraiture http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Post-mortem_photography Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OverlordMcGeek Posted May 1, 2015 Author Share Posted May 1, 2015 the microwave oven was created out of an accident by Percy Spencer. He was working with a magnetron and it so happened that as he was standing in front of it that a peice of candy melted in his pocket. Corn kernels was his second attempt to see what would happen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snydrex Posted May 2, 2015 Share Posted May 2, 2015 Feces = drugs. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jenkem Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SHIR0B0N Posted May 3, 2015 Share Posted May 3, 2015 The Beatles still have the record for most sold albums. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snydrex Posted May 3, 2015 Share Posted May 3, 2015 (edited) This reply is the thread's 300th. Edited May 4, 2015 by Snydrex Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBrsrkr Posted May 4, 2015 Share Posted May 4, 2015 The above statement is false. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snydrex Posted May 4, 2015 Share Posted May 4, 2015 I got rekt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
n00b_m0m0 Posted May 4, 2015 Share Posted May 4, 2015 the above statement is corekt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snydrex Posted May 4, 2015 Share Posted May 4, 2015 Every sip of sea water contains hundreds of dead people. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OverlordMcGeek Posted May 4, 2015 Author Share Posted May 4, 2015 torture devices such as the iron maiden, pear of anguish, judas cradle, and the rack are tied erroniously tied to the dark ages. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
painovoimaton Posted May 4, 2015 Share Posted May 4, 2015 I am BEAUTIFUL as S#&$. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SHIR0B0N Posted May 4, 2015 Share Posted May 4, 2015 I am BEAUTIFUL as S#&$. Until we see a picture, the above statement will remain true and false, much like Schrodinger's cat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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