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6 hours ago, ninja234 said:

Nice try yourself.

Now prepare yourself.For my wallet is going to put it's abyss in your catacombs.

Edit: Ah, look it's mk ultra. You wanna biscuit boy, huh, you wanna biscuit? Have a biscuit. *throws dog biscuit at mk ultra's face*

Aahahahah...good one. *turns into a pure light being* 

*it turns into a puppy on contact* Hmm....want  puppy?

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21 hours ago, (XB1)MK Ultra K11 said:

*a rat wearing a backwards hat pops out of your wallet*

Calls in my attack dachschund. *Sniffs the rat and leaves. Rat jumps out of the bag, removes hat and bows and says "Good day!"*  

21 hours ago, ElGuirrix said:

They be like yeeeaaah... Suure. Just give me a minute I forgot something *and they were never seen again*

OMG!!!!!!!! You won't believe what happened yesterday. The girls from Miss Philippines slash USA 2017 came to the store!!!! I'm getting a big FAT bonus, they bought 2 to 3 pairs each. I have photos but I was actually made to sign a waiver to not post on any social media cause it was not an official Miss Philippines event - whatever. They all look so pretty and perfect with well manicured feet. I made a new friend - Miss Tarzana. 

Do you guys know how the city of Tarzana got its name? 

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14 minutes ago, (PS4)makrisbrik said:

Calls in my attack dachschund. *Sniffs the rat and leaves. Rat jumps out of the bag, removes hat and bows and says "Good day!"*  

OMG!!!!!!!! You won't believe what happened yesterday. The girls from Miss Philippines slash USA 2017 came to the store!!!! I'm getting a big FAT bonus, they bought 2 to 3 pairs each. I have photos but I was actually made to sign a waiver to not post on any social media cause it was not an official Miss Philippines event - whatever. They all look so pretty and perfect with well manicured feet. I made a new friend - Miss Tarzana. 

Do you guys know how the city of Tarzana got its name? 

*Then it does starts doing this minus all the weird alien stuff.*

 

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21 minutes ago, (XB1)MK Ultra K11 said:

Aahahahah...good one. *turns into a pure light being* 

*it turns into a puppy on contact* Hmm....want  puppy?

Sure.

*takes the puppy and gives him a dog biscuit*

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2 minutes ago, (XB1)MK Ultra K11 said:

*teleports out and turns back to normal* That went surprisingly well.

*teleports to the other side of the planet and throws a dog biscuit at mk ultras head*

BOOM HEADSHOT with a biscuit.

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26 minutes ago, (PS4)makrisbrik said:

Calls in my attack dachschund. *Sniffs the rat and leaves. Rat jumps out of the bag, removes hat and bows and says "Good day!"*  

OMG!!!!!!!! You won't believe what happened yesterday. The girls from Miss Philippines slash USA 2017 came to the store!!!! I'm getting a big FAT bonus, they bought 2 to 3 pairs each. I have photos but I was actually made to sign a waiver to not post on any social media cause it was not an official Miss Philippines event - whatever. They all look so pretty and perfect with well manicured feet. I made a new friend - Miss Tarzana. 

Do you guys know how the city of Tarzana got its name? 

They did say they'd go, after all. Congrats.

Good you got to know one of them.

Not really. I was unaware of that city's existence until now.

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6 minutes ago, (XB1)MK Ultra K11 said:

*Then it does starts doing this minus all the weird alien stuff.*

 

Spaceballs? Oh oh, I heard of it. Old Mel Brooks film with millennium rv. 

1 minute ago, ElGuirrix said:

They did say they'd go, after all. Congrats.

Good you got to know one of them.

Not really. I was unaware of that city's existence until now.

Thanks, ElGui. I was so exhausted running around yesterday. 

Tarzana was named after Tarzan, Edgar Rice Burrough the writer bought land and a ranch where he wrote his novels. That became the community of Tarzana. I saw the new Tarzan film and it was terrible. Atleast believable with Tarzan getting beaten by the apes.

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13 minutes ago, (PS4)makrisbrik said:

Spaceballs? Oh oh, I heard of it. Old Mel Brooks film with millennium rv. 

Thanks, ElGui. I was so exhausted running around yesterday. 

Tarzana was named after Tarzan, Edgar Rice Burrough the writer bought land and a ranch where he wrote his novels. That became the community of Tarzana. I saw the new Tarzan film and it was terrible. Atleast believable with Tarzan getting beaten by the apes.

Oh, you saw that god-awful new Tarzan movie too?

I cringed at it's awfulness.

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49 minutes ago, (PS4)makrisbrik said:

Spaceballs? Oh oh, I heard of it. Old Mel Brooks film with millennium rv. 

Thanks, ElGui. I was so exhausted running around yesterday. 

Tarzana was named after Tarzan, Edgar Rice Burrough the writer bought land and a ranch where he wrote his novels. That became the community of Tarzana. I saw the new Tarzan film and it was terrible. Atleast believable with Tarzan getting beaten by the apes.

Disney Tarzan ftw

Interesting that a whole city was named after that

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1 hour ago, ninja234 said:

Oh, you saw that god-awful new Tarzan movie too?

I cringed at it's awfulness.

Oh, a live-action edgy and gray remake of a children's animated movie featuring a white dudebro as the main character and a pretty blonde woman as a romantic interested is bad?

Who could possibly see that coming?

Seriously though, you people give us some insight about it. I thrive in hate and disgust. Sadly

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28 minutes ago, tnccs215 said:

Oh, a live-action edgy and gray remake of a children's animated movie featuring a white dudebro as the main character and a pretty blonde woman as a romantic interested is bad?

Who could possibly see that coming?

 

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Seriously though, you people give us some insight about it. I thrive in hate and disgust. Sadly

 

His warcry sounded like a cry of pain. Halfway in the movie and I wanted to OoWoooOhhWoOohhh!! myself.

Happy friday and good weekend! *Marky signing off.*

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Getting older is scary. Just got a call that will be earning me 120k+ a year but requires heavy amounts of travel across the country.

;-; 

I want to stay home and wrap my arms and legs around the body pillows with pics from people in the Face Behind the Name thread on them all day!!!

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