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Motivation, you say? What if I told you I can get you a truck filled with burritos?

 

I wouldn't be very motivated.

Burritos aren't all that great.

But hey, it IS a decent amount of food. If this was a zombie apocalypse, I'd definitely be a little bit motivated.

I don't need a cleaver! I rip out spines with the skull still attached! 

 

I figured you needed it more than me.

I'll just drop this into the ocean, then.

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One of the things that I don't like about sex at night is the lack of sleep. So forgive me if I am slow today. I am running on 3 and half hour of sleep. I have never been able to force myself to sleep so this is me for the rest of the day.

So, hug?

Sure, why not?

I need something to lean on anyway.

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One of the things that I don't like about sex at night is the lack of sleep. So forgive me if I am slow today. I am running on 3 and half hour of sleep. I have never been able to force myself to sleep so this is me for the rest of the day.

Sure, why not?

I need something to lean on anyway.

...I wanna have the kind of sex at night.  For some reason it only happens during the day for me.  This makes me sad because I can't turn off the lights.

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