Naftal Posted July 27, 2015 Share Posted July 27, 2015 Hypothetically, I would probably do some $&*&*#(%& thing what humans do like fall in love with a robot suit based on its physical shape. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arcane_Intelligence Posted July 27, 2015 Share Posted July 27, 2015 "If you were a human" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DecapitatingJim Posted July 27, 2015 Share Posted July 27, 2015 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KennPhoton Posted July 27, 2015 Share Posted July 27, 2015 I'd probably accept any Warframe that came to me with affection. Because I would either look forward to it or die for rejecting them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr.ToastForPresident Posted July 27, 2015 Share Posted July 27, 2015 I don't know, but I heard Mag has a huge Crush on me. ow Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Kryptyk- Posted July 28, 2015 Share Posted July 28, 2015 I don't know, but I heard Mag has a huge Crush on me. ow IS THAT A PUN!? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nero9937 Posted July 28, 2015 Share Posted July 28, 2015 IS THAT A PUN!? Ordis will attempt to bypass this fault. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sovamorne Posted July 28, 2015 Share Posted July 28, 2015 (edited) 4Chan operative inbound: >Be me, relay guard, 8/10 can't complain >Tenno coming in and out of relay all the time, don't give me a second glance >See a Saryn walk past >shegotabooty.jpg >Give me a slightly longer glance than usual >She wants the D >Follow her up the elevator, she's waiting by the energy barrier >omgyes.gif >She eyes me up, gives slight approving nod >level 3 clearance allows me through the barrier >She grabs my hand and pulls me along to an empty storage room >All my yes >She kneels down and unzips my jumpsuit, beginning to work my member with her hand >She's an old hand at this, knows where to touch me in the right ways >My flailing branch is fully leveled up >livingthedream.png >she's enjoying herself, heated charge about to drop >suddenly she procs corrosive on me >penis literally melts in front of my eyes, green goop seeping through Saryn's fingers onto the floor >nerves completely disintegrated cannot feel the pain >does not detract from the horror >Saryn casts molt and runs out >mfw Is text coloring for devs and mods only? I'd love to type these in green to complete the look. Edited July 28, 2015 by Sovamorne Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jakcal Posted July 28, 2015 Share Posted July 28, 2015 4Chan operative inbound: >Be me, relay guard, 8/10 can't complain >Tenno coming in and out of relay all the time, don't give me a second glance >See a Saryn walk past >shegotabooty.jpg >Give me a slightly longer glance than usual >She wants the D >Follow her up the elevator, she's waiting by the energy barrier >omgyes.gif >She eyes me up, gives slight approving nod >level 3 clearance allows me through the barrier >She grabs my hand and pulls me along to an empty storage room >All my yes >She kneels down and unzips my jumpsuit, beginning to work my member with her hand >She's an old hand at this, knows where to touch me in the right ways >My flailing branch is fully leveled up >livingthedream.png >she's enjoying herself, heated charge about to drop >suddenly she procs corrosive on me >penis literally melts in front of my eyes, green goop seeping through Saryn's fingers onto the floor >nerves completely disintegrated cannot feel the pain >does not detract from the horror >Saryn casts molt and runs out >mfw Is text coloring for devs and mods only? I'd love to type these in green to complete the look. <-- Can be whatever color,than put [/color.]Just remove the periods inside. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sovamorne Posted July 28, 2015 Share Posted July 28, 2015 (edited) Did I do it? EDIT F%#@yeah.jpg Edited July 28, 2015 by Sovamorne Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Agentcheese Posted July 28, 2015 Share Posted July 28, 2015 I would politely decline and try to stay away from the teno in the future if they seemed really mad at me for saying no. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mirakid Posted August 17, 2015 Share Posted August 17, 2015 Considering that Alliances with the Tenno end up with you being hunted by Corpus/Grineer I'd say... Hell yeah! Having a thrill in life would be amazing and I'd be completely safe because Tenno protecting me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tymerc Posted August 17, 2015 Share Posted August 17, 2015 Perverts... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0zryel Posted August 17, 2015 Share Posted August 17, 2015 I kill it, cuz I be the Stalker, without my suit. XD (joking) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhiteNekophus Posted August 17, 2015 Share Posted August 17, 2015 (edited) Perverts... I know you can't resist the pervertness If stalker came to me, I will gladly be friend with him and go to kill lotus, by the way is stalker tenno? Edited August 17, 2015 by WhiteNekophus Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost333 Posted August 17, 2015 Share Posted August 17, 2015 Panic, run the hell away and bunker down until they left. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Institute-Marksman Posted August 17, 2015 Share Posted August 17, 2015 (edited) Well, the most important thing of human affection is having a face. While I'd be totally in for a one-night-stand with some frames, their lack of face-having is a major bust in any long-term relationship.But if she, or he, would somehow show affection in another way(let's say, an emotion sharing aura), then I'd be down.Take some advice, pussys:If you ever fall for a woman, make sure shes got balls ;) Edited August 17, 2015 by Institute-Marksman Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0zryel Posted August 17, 2015 Share Posted August 17, 2015 If stalker came to me, I will gladly be friend with him and go to kill lotus, by the way is stalker tenno? True at that, specially now that part of the Lotus identity was reveled! I really hope the Orokin were really Tyrants, becuse I will be very upset if I have to listen to the one that TRICK us to betray them with out a real reason. I wish he was! So he be added to the Warframe family, I think his like Teshin a pseudo-Tenno. We still don't know what a *Guardian* was in the Orokin era... PS: We still love you Rebecca its just that the Lotus new reveled lore has some of us wondering a bit of our true loyalty and what we did or Stalker says we did...I really hope there was a really good reason...I'm in a cliffhanger with this last quest, cant wait to see the next! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OverlordMcGeek Posted August 17, 2015 Share Posted August 17, 2015 Burn it with fire!!! *twisted flesh remember? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Agentcheese Posted August 18, 2015 Share Posted August 18, 2015 Burn it with fire!!! *twisted flesh remember? but what to burn it with, matches blowtorch flame thrower? or do you have a better idea? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Felnia Posted August 18, 2015 Share Posted August 18, 2015 but what to burn it with, matches blowtorch flame thrower? or do you have a better idea? ignis? if i did meet tenno (better be frost prime because its really hot in san diego,also i need his dish rack for a bit) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OverlordMcGeek Posted August 18, 2015 Share Posted August 18, 2015 but what to burn it with, matches blowtorch flame thrower? or do you have a better idea? Acid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dacond3 Posted August 18, 2015 Share Posted August 18, 2015 Acid. Lets melt their brains! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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