MagPrime Posted September 2, 2015 Share Posted September 2, 2015 TheErebus came into the world just like any other man or woman on earth. Born to the 20th Century of Earth, it became clear quickly when his first words were "goddamnit, another forma" that he would grow to be great. He was dedicated to the cause, the final tipping point came when the old gods asked him to give up his wordly possessions to keep the world in existance, he did so out of the good of his heart. He ultimately gave away his rewards to a kindly merchant. This noble act had made the old gods make him a true god, and they said "Never let them forget Viver" With this. he had ascended under the mantle of ScrublordPrime. He ruled well, with many loving him. He felt confident enough to become their Pizza Emperor, although he fell back to his original title of TheErebus only to discover a false prophet. He was forced to own the title TheErebus. as opposed to TheErebus, a consultation of the new gods occurred and this false prophet was cast out. He now undergoes trials against giants, allowing anyone to see. While he has not been terribly successful, he is dedicated. He currently carries the title TheSpookyGhost in a attempt to connect with the common man. But, forever in our hearts he is known as God Emperor TheErebus the Great. Praise him! Praise his might, praise his majesty! FOREVER PRAISE THE GOD EMPEROR OF OFF-TOPIC, FOR WE LOVE YOU. Okay. Lore done. the rhythmic writhing begins to match the tempo of the spoken lore, the moaning rising and lowering in time Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-FV-Metheria Posted September 2, 2015 Author Share Posted September 2, 2015 the rhythmic writhing begins to match the tempo of the spoken lore, the moaning rising and lowering in time Now I need to get a mop... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MagPrime Posted September 2, 2015 Share Posted September 2, 2015 Now I need to get a mop... splashes a little on the walls Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-FV-Metheria Posted September 2, 2015 Author Share Posted September 2, 2015 splashes a little on the walls *gets a umbrella* I'll be needing this, won't I. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OverlordMcGeek Posted September 2, 2015 Share Posted September 2, 2015 Now I need to get a mop... No bucket? Damn...you're extreme. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MagPrime Posted September 2, 2015 Share Posted September 2, 2015 No bucket? Damn...you're extreme. I bet he's licking the mop dry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-FV-Metheria Posted September 2, 2015 Author Share Posted September 2, 2015 No bucket? Damn...you're extreme. It's a space mop. Automatically drenches itself. Absurdly expensive and not worth it, but cool. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spot. Posted September 2, 2015 Share Posted September 2, 2015 Watt theIs going on in here? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 2, 2015 Share Posted September 2, 2015 *looks at the thread title* No... I'm not in LPW... *scratches head and walks out confused* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MagPrime Posted September 2, 2015 Share Posted September 2, 2015 Watt theIs going on in here? holds out a slightly wet Unholy Noodly Appendage towards you Join us... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-FV-Metheria Posted September 2, 2015 Author Share Posted September 2, 2015 Watt theIs going on in here? Why, we're praising the God Emperor TheErebus *lewd noises* Just ignore those two, they will tire eventually. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Techtro Posted September 2, 2015 Share Posted September 2, 2015 (edited) Preacher, preacher, this your idea? And the Tenno raised the Orokin key up on high, saying, "Oh RNGesus, bless this thy key, that with it thou mayest judge our worthiness of loot, in thy mercy." And RNGesus did grin, and the Tenno did feast upon the energy orbs, and parts, and forma, and credits, and argons, and ducats, and fully bui -Skipping a bit-...And RNGesus spoke, saying, "First shalt thou select the void in navigations, then shall find 3 Tenno to join you, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shall find, and the number of the Tenno shall be 3. Four shalt thou not recruit, neither recruit 2, excepting that thou then proceed to invite a third. Five is right out. Once the recruited Tenno reaches 3, being the third number, be reached, then startest thou thy Orokin key, through which I shall judge thy, who being a heretic in my sight, shall be given core packs. Edited September 2, 2015 by Techtro Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OverlordMcGeek Posted September 2, 2015 Share Posted September 2, 2015 It's a space mop. Automatically drenches itself. Absurdly expensive and not worth it, but cool. So it just drips onto your feet since you are holding it? If you just wanted to be taken advantage of you could have asked...not made a seperate thread requiring several pages just to build up to this... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-FV-Metheria Posted September 2, 2015 Author Share Posted September 2, 2015 Preacher, preacher, this your idea? And the Tenno raised the Orokin key up on high, saying, "Oh RNGesus, bless this thy key, that with it thou mayest judge our worthiness of loot, in thy mercy." And RNGesus did grin, and the Tenno did feast upon the energy orbs, and parts, and forma, and credits, and argons, and ducats, and fully bui -Skipping a bit-...And RNGesus spoe, saying, "First shalt thou select the void in navigations, then shall find 3 Tenno to join you, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shall find, and the number of the Tenno shall be 3. Four shalt thou not recruit, neither recruit 2, excepting that thou then proceed to invite a third. Five is right out. Once the recruited Tenno reaches 3, being the third number, be reached, then startest thou thy Orokin key, through which I shall judge thy, who being a heretic in my sight, shall be given core packs. I will join you brother. So it just drips onto your feet since you are holding it? If you just wanted to be taken advantage of you could have asked...not made a seperate thread requiring several pages just to build up to this... No disgusting, it teleports the "gunk" away to feed starving african children. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spot. Posted September 2, 2015 Share Posted September 2, 2015 holds out a slightly wet Unholy Noodly Appendage towards you Join us... I-I'm good, thanks Why, we're praising the God Emperor TheErebus *lewd noises* Just ignore those two, they will tire eventually. I still demand an epic showdown against him (ง ° °)ง Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MagPrime Posted September 2, 2015 Share Posted September 2, 2015 I-I'm good, thanks I still demand an epic showdown against him (ง ° °)ง caresses an ankle You sure? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-FV-Metheria Posted September 2, 2015 Author Share Posted September 2, 2015 I-I'm good, thanks caresses an ankle You sure? She's a demon. Attempt to resist. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Techtro Posted September 2, 2015 Share Posted September 2, 2015 I will join you brother. Give unto the void! And you will be rewarded a hundreadfold! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MagPrime Posted September 2, 2015 Share Posted September 2, 2015 She's a demon. Attempt to resist. gently runs an Unholy Noodly Appendage up Metheria's calf You'd know all about resisting, wouldn't you, cup bearer? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-FV-Metheria Posted September 2, 2015 Author Share Posted September 2, 2015 gently runs an Unholy Noodly Appendage up Metheria's calf You'd know all about resisting, wouldn't you, cup bearer? Once again as i'll remind you, you're currently messing up one of Erebus's temples. Also EW EW EW!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MagPrime Posted September 2, 2015 Share Posted September 2, 2015 Once again as i'll remind you, you're currently messing up one of Erebus's temples. Also EW EW EW!! splahes a little more on the walls Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheErebus. Posted September 2, 2015 Share Posted September 2, 2015 ... Arise. ARISE FROM YOUR MORTAL CHAINS, BREAK FREE OF THEIR GRASP. FOR THE GOD EMPEROR HAS TAKEN NOTICE OF YOU, AND ALL OF YOU. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MagPrime Posted September 2, 2015 Share Posted September 2, 2015 ... Arise. ARISE FROM YOUR MORTAL CHAINS, BREAK FREE OF THEIR GRASP. FOR THE GOD EMPEROR HAS TAKEN NOTICE OF YOU, AND ALL OF YOU. tackles Scrubbie to the ground and wraps in Unholy Noodly Appendages Welcome back! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-FV-Metheria Posted September 2, 2015 Author Share Posted September 2, 2015 (edited) ... Arise. ARISE FROM YOUR MORTAL CHAINS, BREAK FREE OF THEIR GRASP. FOR THE GOD EMPEROR HAS TAKEN NOTICE OF YOU, AND ALL OF YOU. *bows down* I AM NOT WORTHY Edited September 2, 2015 by -FV-Metheria Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Techtro Posted September 2, 2015 Share Posted September 2, 2015 ... Arise. ARISE FROM YOUR MORTAL CHAINS, BREAK FREE OF THEIR GRASP. FOR THE GOD EMPEROR HAS TAKEN NOTICE OF YOU, AND ALL OF YOU. *Bowing Down* We are unworthy of your presence oh savior! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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