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I am reading a book about anti-gravity and it's impossible to put down.

I concur, written words have a strong attraction on us all.

YOU MONSTER!

 

I tabulate that you are at the end of your line.

Rest assured, at the end, it went home.

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I had a joke about a boxer, but I forgot the punchline.

 

Well, that is better than when I went to sword tryouts.

 

I got cut.

 

(And I need to bow out. Fare the well, noble jokesters. Or not so well. Make life merry or at least groan worthy.)

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You may believe your alt version.

 

Not all of us will enter what we do not see for ourselves.

Indeed, to stay true, directions are key.

 

Continuing on the animal reports, the naughtiest animals on the barn have been apprehended.

The pair are brown chicken-brown cow.

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I had a joke about a boxer, but I forgot the punchline.

 

 

Well, that is better than when I went to sword tryouts.

 

I got cut.

Friends, as my chemistry teacher said, if you aren't part of the solution, you are a part fo the precipitate.

I remember when I was in love, I fell for her and I still have stitches

Seeing as they are still intact, they must be some excellent heart-strings.

Well when I fell in love, I only sprained my heart-string.

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. It doesn't matter, they are everywhere

They are cause of intense discrimination.

 

The other day, Higg's Boson got kicked out of church for being sacrilegious with his god particle, nevermind the fact that they couldn't have had mass without him. 

Guys! Oxygen and Magnesium are going out!

 

OMg, right!

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They are cause of intense discrimination.

 

The other day, Higg's Boson got kicked out of church for being sacrilegious with his god particle, nevermind the fact that they couldn't have had mass without him. Guys! Oxygen and Magnesium are going out!

 

OMg, right!

. Let's hang out with fluorine, uranium, nitrogen. It will be FUN
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