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Start a fire at every door to stop a snow-in.

Find someone and huddle together for warmth ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Mediate on your life choices as the building burns.

Be happy that you no longer have come to this building in sever conditions.

Drive out of town to avoid the charges for now.

Start a new life in Hong-Kong.

Get a new job as security for a club.

Buy your own apartment.

Be happy.

 

Now realize the American Government is still after you.

Panic!

Get help from a "doctor" recommended by the club.

Feel anxious after the face surgery and the club's word of "protection". 

Settle down after a few months.

Begin courting a random person.

*insert cheesy romancing*

Get married.

Plan for family.

Think all is going well.

 

The American Government finds you through the "doctor".

Broker a deal, the club for your freedom.

*insert epic battle at the club*

*insert mass riots in America*

Get into a Mexican stand-off with the president and a yakuza boss.

Try to back out, only to be faced with the person you married.

Turns out the person you married is the same person you "huddled" with and left in a burning building.

*insert epic gun fight*

Everyone is on the verge of death.

*insert tragic one liners*

The president and the mob boss collapse on the ground.

You are bleeding, on your knees, in front of the person you married.

He/She does not forgive you.

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I'm going to get in trouble, for posting that. Aren't I? XD

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