(PSN)makrisbrik Posted May 10, 2016 Share Posted May 10, 2016 I have embarrassing stories of wounds ...but I ah caused them. Here goes. We were out and about with my mom and 4 year old nephew. As the car was parked, she was playing peek a boo with him while he was still inside on the car seat and mom outside by the door. I opened the door as she lunge for a boo and SMACK! Her forehead hit the glass and she had a humungus bump on her forehead and drew blood. Good thing the glass didn't break and she had no concussion. Boy, does she have such a thick skull. Three times I slammed the car door on my brother's fingers. Why would anyone leave their hands near door openings? Why? He was lucky his fingers were not broken on all 3 counts. And I ran over his foot after talking to me on the driveway. Again, he had a sprain and nothing broken. And lastly, my dad was in the kitchen and asked me to pass him the filleting knife as he was preparing fish. I handed the knife to him with the handle towards him and the blade pointing me. I let go as soon as i thought he had the knife. But he did not fully grasped the handle. The knife fell and I watched it intently like it was in slow motion. It landed on its pointy edge right into the meaty portion of the foot. He screamed like a wounded animal! In my defense, last touch was his. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fishworshipper Posted May 10, 2016 Share Posted May 10, 2016 One time I sanded my finger down to what I'm pretty sure was ligament. Turns out, if it can destroy wood with ease, it can destroy flesh too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Artekkor Posted May 10, 2016 Share Posted May 10, 2016 (edited) Not exactly embarassing but bizzarre instead: i have a scar on my forehead. Like a deep crack in my skin (probably on skull too). This is what happend according to my mother: >I was around 3 year old >A lot of guests. Some kind of celebration. Kids too >Kids are separated from adults in another room, having their own fun >Somewhere in the middle of celebration i came up with a blood on my forehead. Unflinched, like nothing happend >At first adults were like "eh, he'll walk it off" >Took them some time to realize that they could see my skull through the wound >"OH SHI~" >They never called the ambulance or took me to the clinic >The wound healed by itself leaving a scar They never found out where i got that wound, because they couldn't find blood or any other evidence anywhere. Now i have a scar that i can't explain. Should i blame aliens or ghosts? Edited May 10, 2016 by Artek94 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)Raikeran Posted May 10, 2016 Share Posted May 10, 2016 55 minutes ago, Artek94 said: Not exactly embarassing but bizzarre instead: i have a scar on my forehead. Like a deep crack in my skin (probably on skull too). This is what happend according to my mother: >I was around 3 year old >A lot of guests. Some kind of celebration. Kids too >Kids are separated from adults in another room, having their own fun >Somewhere in the middle of celebration i came up with a blood on my forehead. Unflinched, like nothing happend >At first adults were like "eh, he'll walk it off" >Took them some time to realize that they could see my skull through the wound >"OH SHI~" >They never called the ambulance or took me to the clinic >The wound healed by itself leaving a scar They never found out where i got that wound, because they couldn't find blood or any other evidence anywhere. Now i have a scar that i can't explain. Should i blame aliens or ghosts? Never tell, never Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)JaysInc_ Posted May 10, 2016 Share Posted May 10, 2016 2 hours ago, Artek94 said: -snip- You are the chosen one *_* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
321agemo Posted May 10, 2016 Share Posted May 10, 2016 Well ive got 2 noticable scars: one on my left cheek and multiple on my right arm. I like to unclick pens and pencils that dont involve my thumbs. So this one time in class i just finish using a pencil and i decided to unclick it using my face. Somehow i manage to flip the pencil the other way and ended up stabbing myself. Right arm is just from not healing properly from a fall. Nothing funny about that. Yep. Definitely no story there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deshiel Posted May 10, 2016 Share Posted May 10, 2016 caught my balls in the zipper when I was like 12 years old. My parents were yelling at me to go down and I didnt want to, making excuses cuz I didnt want them to see me. Managed to tear the pants apart and liberate my balls. Whew Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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