Czygen Posted May 20, 2016 Share Posted May 20, 2016 (edited) And Lootcifer decided that the tentacles were terrible, so he tossed him into an Orokin derelict. Edited May 20, 2016 by Czygen Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rounpositron Posted May 20, 2016 Share Posted May 20, 2016 Lephantis ate the sushi, which turns it stronger because os a biochemical reaction with the sushi and Technocyte. Tenno see this as an oppurtunity to use it as a weapon against Sentients. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShrimpOverlord Posted May 20, 2016 Share Posted May 20, 2016 So they go to Obama, and ask him for some fried rice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rounpositron Posted May 20, 2016 Share Posted May 20, 2016 Obama commands the U.S. military to fight with the Tenno. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OverlordMcGeek Posted May 20, 2016 Share Posted May 20, 2016 The tenno instead find the gloriousness that is boobs and choose not to fight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rounpositron Posted May 20, 2016 Share Posted May 20, 2016 Everyone looks at the Lotus. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OverlordMcGeek Posted May 20, 2016 Share Posted May 20, 2016 And the lotus slaps them since she is old enough to know what they are thinking. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BladeWielder65 Posted May 21, 2016 Share Posted May 21, 2016 A moa on pluto began crying. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dangerdragon117 Posted May 21, 2016 Author Share Posted May 21, 2016 (edited) and then tentacles come out of the ground and show everyone "love". Edited May 21, 2016 by dangerdragon117 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OverlordMcGeek Posted May 21, 2016 Share Posted May 21, 2016 But the moa had John Prodman on speeddial. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dangerdragon117 Posted May 21, 2016 Author Share Posted May 21, 2016 and John Prodman liked the tentacles so he could not destroy them Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(XBOX)Grihaly Posted May 21, 2016 Share Posted May 21, 2016 In turn, the tentacles destroyed him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
321agemo Posted May 21, 2016 Share Posted May 21, 2016 This thread went places. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crimsonspartan1 Posted May 21, 2016 Share Posted May 21, 2016 But agemo fell in love with this thread and asked if he could marry it... the thread said yes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
QuasarWolf Posted May 21, 2016 Share Posted May 21, 2016 but then they were attacked by Vay Hek. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(XBOX)Grihaly Posted May 21, 2016 Share Posted May 21, 2016 Who was defeated in seconds because he is all talk and no show. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)WINDMILEYNO Posted May 21, 2016 Share Posted May 21, 2016 Then Vor came in to avenge Vay hek with a long winded speech Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crimsonspartan1 Posted May 21, 2016 Share Posted May 21, 2016 But this thread and agemo mowed him down with Tommy guns, and soon enough, decided to stay in an appartment together. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OverlordMcGeek Posted May 21, 2016 Share Posted May 21, 2016 Karma turned into a valley biatch and sucked brotherblood into Silent Hill Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShrimpOverlord Posted May 21, 2016 Share Posted May 21, 2016 And then the Spanish inquisition Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OverlordMcGeek Posted May 21, 2016 Share Posted May 21, 2016 took it upon themselves to get carebears to Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rounpositron Posted May 22, 2016 Share Posted May 22, 2016 revive John Prodman. John Prodman makes an alliance with the Tenno to destroy the Twin Queens with the new Dex Dual Prisma Prova Vandal Wraith Prime. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)WINDMILEYNO Posted May 22, 2016 Share Posted May 22, 2016 That becomes infested while John prodman is wading waste deep through the corpse of his enemies, so it is a Mutalist Dex Dual Prisma Prova Vandal Wraith Prime that shoots out zombies as it's secondary fire Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rounpositron Posted May 22, 2016 Share Posted May 22, 2016 After walking through enemy corpses, then targets a Grineer cloning facility. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crimsonspartan1 Posted May 22, 2016 Share Posted May 22, 2016 But was interrupted by agemo and this thread making marriage arrangements. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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