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[Unus]

   If it's gonna be as scumpdiddlyumpcious as the Deadpool game was with it's potent intermixing of extremely serious moments and beautiful slapstick comedy, I'm game for the ride! Ell, even if it gets as raunchy as Bayonneta did at times, I'll still play ball. Kinda immune to that stuff now the way I play games, at least as far as immersion goes. Wait, what gender is the character?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Monste Musume

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Edited January 18, 2017 by Unus
Yes. . . . . my first purely Nihonese Animated show that I have acquired some kind of horrific attachment to (for all the absolutely wrong reasons one would watch the show). Yes, I know my dignity is now being hung from a flagpole for all to see. .

[ninja234]

1 minute ago, Unus said:

   If it's gonna be as scumpdiddlyumpcious as the Deadpool game was with it's potent intermixing of extremely serious moments and beautiful slapstick comedy, I'm game for the ride! Ell, even if it gets as raunchy as Bayonneta did at times, I'll still play ball. Kinda immune to that stuff now the way I play games, at least as far as immersion goes. Wait, what gender is the character?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Monste Musume

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Don't worry, there is no sexy scenes like in Bayonetta, it's just pure craziness.

Also why Monster Musume, a manga about monster girls?

[Unus]

7 minutes ago, ninja234 said:

Don't worry, there is no sexy scenes like in Bayonetta, it's just pure craziness.

Also why Monster Musume, a manga about monster girls?

   Ah, so it must be seen to truely be comprehended! I shall go! This papa death guy is giving me flashbacks to me old pal Rocko the Clown for some reason.

 

 

 

 

Well. . . . . I kinda. . . sorta. . . like the tiny factoids that each episode coughs up for each of the myriad species. I love assembling this into a little collage of facts that gradually builds up over time. Also, usually can't breath when the poor chump gets the stuffing thwacked out of him. Yes, it's a stereotypical (according to what little Nihonese animation material I've ever been exposed to (there's an episode where they make quite a bit of fun at all the ""tropes"")) harem animation, but. . . the characters aren't flat wooden boards smacked against the main character for plowing, they have depth.

Edited January 18, 2017 by Unus

[ninja234]

1 minute ago, Unus said:

   Ah, so it must be seen to truely be comprehended! I shall go! This papa death guy is giving me flashbacks to me old pal Rocko the Clown for some reason.

 

 

 

 

Well. . . . . I kinda. . . sorta. . . like the tiny factoids that each episode coughs up for each of the myriad species. I love assembling this into a little collage of facts that gradually builds up over time. Also, usually can't breath when the poor chump gets the stuffing thwacked out of him. Yes, it's a stereotypical (according to what little Nihonese animation material I've ever been exposed to (there's an episode where they make quite a bit of fun at all the ""tropes"")) harem animation, but. . . the characters aren't flat wooden boards smacked against the main character for plowing, they have depth.

Alright.

Yeah, i have read the manga of it, it's characterization is on point.

[AerinSol]

I love how most if not the entire Japanese people want to do animals.

[ninja234]

Just now, AerinSol said:

I love how most if not the entire Japanese people want to do animals.

They want to do Lolis

[(XBOX)TheNarrowRoad]

1 minute ago, AerinSol said:

I love how most if not the entire Japanese people want to do animals.

 

Just now, ninja234 said:

They want to do Lolis

ughhh.......

[AerinSol]

Just now, ninja234 said:

They want to do Lolis

Underaged girls is also a pleasure to them...

Then again, they did create the dominatrix...everything. So not much of a surprise.

[(XBOX)TheNarrowRoad]

1 minute ago, AerinSol said:

Underaged girls is also a pleasure to them...

Then again, they did create the dominatrix...everything. So not much of a surprise.

Huh.......so japan is just.........japan.

[ninja234]

Just now, (Xbox One)TheNarrowRoad said:

Huh.......so japan is just.........japan.

Also the tentacles that somehow ejaculate.

[AerinSol]

2 minutes ago, ninja234 said:

Also the tentacles that somehow ejaculate.

hec·to·cot·y·lus

ˌhektōˈkäd(ə)ləs/

noun

ZOOLOGY

 

1. a modified arm used by male octopuses and some other cephalopods to transfer sperm to the female.

[Unus]

9 minutes ago, ninja234 said:

Alright.

Yeah, i have read the manga of it, it's characterization is on point.

    Wait. . . what? So. . . I'm not the last man on Earth who reads this? Even if it started with the animation? Wow. . . . . I'm also likely the only soul on Earth waiting for him to finish book 50 so they can start season 2.

[ninja234]

1 minute ago, Unus said:

    Wait. . . what? So. . . I'm not the last man on Earth who reads this? Even if it started with the animation? Wow. . . . . I'm also likely the only soul on Earth waiting for him to finish book 50 so they can start season 2.

Same.

[Unus]

  The funny thing is, do you know why there are so many tentacles in Japanese ""stories""

[AerinSol]

Just now, Unus said:

  The funny thing is, do you know why there are so many tentacles in Japanese ""stories""

They are a sea-ferring people that bang manta's when they get lonely?

[Unus]

2 minutes ago, AerinSol said:

hec·to·cot·y·lus

ˌhektōˈkäd(ə)ləs/

noun

ZOOLOGY

 

1. a modified arm used by male octopuses and some other cephalopods to transfer sperm to the female.

   Also also. . . you. . . you just opened up Pandora's box of facts. . . . . oh the thiiiinnngggs you willl kn. . . oh, wait, were on a forum, maybe I shouldn't mention some of these.

[(PSN)WINDMILEYNO]

8 minutes ago, AerinSol said:

I love how most if not the entire Japanese people want to do animals.

Wait a sec. Furries are everywhere. I met them in the military. Its not just specific to japan.

Second, a loli is is more an older woman than is child like in size or characteristics

A loli can be 60 years old. Doesnt make it less creepy, but its not exactly an interest in children, per se....

[Unus]

1 minute ago, AerinSol said:

They are a sea-ferring people that bang manta's when they get lonely?

   It's because, due to some old censorship laws that are no longer relevant, it wasn't legal to show male genitalia for the longest time. Nowadays their laws are a bit more lenient then our own, the only thing that cannot be currently shown is "direct contact" and direct eye-contact with them.

[AerinSol]

Just now, (PS4)WINDMILEYNO said:

Wait a sec. Furries are everywhere. I met them in the military. Its not just specific to japan.

Second, a loli is is more an older woman than is child like in size or characteristics

A loli can be 60 years old. Doesnt make it less creepy, but its not exactly an interest in children, per se....

But their thirst is harder and more direct.

[AerinSol]

I should post the article with the manta's before a mod comes in here and says that I'm "attacking them". Facts. Everyone loves facts.

[AerinSol]

Dammit. Closed.

http://mdn.mainichi-msn.co.jp/waiwai/news/20070828p2g00m0dm002000c.html

[(XBOX)TheNarrowRoad]

4 minutes ago, (PS4)WINDMILEYNO said:

Wait a sec. Furries are everywhere. I met them in the military. Its not just specific to japan.

Second, a loli is is more an older woman than is child like in size or characteristics

A loli can be 60 years old. Doesnt make it less creepy, but its not exactly an interest in children, per se....

It basically is, since it's an interest in their features (aka body).

[AerinSol]

Got to love the internet. Someone has it, somewhere, always.

Spoiler since it's the entire article. 

Spoiler

Taro Makeburu, a stage comedian, used to be a fisherman. A resident of the Izu Islands, he enrolled in a public high school whose curriculum, understandably, offered numerous subjects related to oceanography.

Magazine columnist Kureichi Matsuzawa has long been a fan of Makeburu's humorous fish stories, which, Matsuzawa notes, can't get too raunchy or personal when he's performing in public as they might alienate the audience.

But get him in private and, well, you wind up reeling in something a bit bestial.

We're not talking about legends of making it with mesmerizing mermaids, but something that's the genuine thing. Like manta rays.

"Almost everybody in the fishing business has had sex with a manta at some point," Makeburu asserts.

What!!! A manta??? You mean one of those enormous, intimidating winged things with a stinger on their tail that looks like an aquatic Batman?

Yep. After all, fisherman out on ships spend a loooonggg time at sea without ever encountering a woman, and, well, let's face it, they can get pretty horny. No, dammit, let's make that incredibly horny. Even desperate enough to do it with a manta. Right?

"Nah," shrugs Makeburu. "Coastal fishermen poke them too."

Apparently it's a ritual of manhood, done out of recognition of the dangers of life on the sea.

Before mounting one of these intimidating creatures, points out J.K. special, it is "absolutely essential" that its stinger be removed. Yes, that certainly would make sense.

And of course, there's the matter of protocol. To wit, the ship's captain, if he so chooses, is entitled to go first.

Is your mind suitably boggled? No? Ready for some more?

"A manta's ... thing is kind of similar to a human's," Makeburu says.
Japanese fishermen prove the old adage that there are plenty of fish in the sea. (Mainichi)

Okay, well ... not exactly. More than a reproductive organ, it's basically an organ of elimination. So engaging in sex with a manta is basically an act of deep-sea sodomy.

"It's shallow and there's resistance at the other end, so the feeling isn't that good," is how he describes it.

At least the manta survives the violation. "With most fish, we just whack 'em, but we release the manta's we screw back into the ocean," Makeburu relates.

A curious Matsuzawa wonders ... if the captain had an STD, wouldn't the other crew members who had sex with the manta contract it too?

"That's right," grins Makeburu. "So some guys slip on condoms before they do it. Once I came down with the clap. But we were in port around that time and I did it with a woman, so I don't have any way of knowing if I picked it up from her, or from the manta."

Is it common, then, for marine students to lose their virginity to a manta?

"Well, no, actually it's more common for them to lose it to a moray eel," he confides.

What??!! Isn't that, like, dangerous, as in crazy?

"You can stick it in until it bites," he says. "But if you pull it away too fast the skin on your @#&$ will tear."

Apparently once out of the water a moray becomes less aggressive. So you can force its mouth open with your hands, and then stick in your @#&$ and let it chew on your chin-chin.

Of course you can't actually call that sex either; it's only oral sex. Or as an Italian fisherman might croon, "That's a moray!"
An isoginchaku comes in handy for those lonely nights at sea. (Mainichi)

Should you happen to find yourself climbing on a seaside crag, you might come across a type of anemone known as "isoginchaku." And this, says Makeburu, bodes well for some fishy frolic.

The creature gets its name from the old Japanese coin purse called a "kinchaku," which puckers tightly in the center when you pull on the drawstrings.

"So if you stick in your you-know-what, it'll snap shut around it," he says. "You don't need any foreplay at all. Just ram the old avenger home. It feels goooood," he grins, rolling his eyes.

Alas, sighs Jitsuwa Knuckles Special, Japan's fishing industry is fading fast, and the charming old customs it spawned appear almost certainly doomed. Someday, perhaps soon, all that will remain are these titillating tales, about romances between the men who went to sea and the obliging creatures they encountered therein. (By Masuo Kamiyama, contributing writer)

 

[Unus]

1 minute ago, (PS4)WINDMILEYNO said:

Wait a sec. Furries are everywhere. I met them in the military. Its not just specific to japan.

Second, a loli is is more an older woman than is child like in size or characteristics

A loli can be 60 years old. Doesnt make it less creepy, but its not exactly an interest in children, per se....

    Ah. . . fur-folks. I'm . . . well, they kinda scare me slightly. The whole "I was born to be a ____, but I was born a human" thing feels kinda. . . kinda cultish. I can't be attracted to an entity that can't talk back, can't respond to my social ques on an even playing field, or can't discuss things with me so I can mentally check-mark all their flaws and perks and work to encourage and correct.

 

    The only other sentient animal alive on this planet is a chimp here in the States, and she's both alone and has a plateaued IQ of a 7 year old girl. Plenty of presentients that coulda taken our place had the apes not jumped in front though.

[(XBOX)TheNarrowRoad]

Just now, Unus said:

    Ah. . . fur-folks. I'm . . . well, they kinda scare me slightly. The whole "I was born to be a ____, but I was born a human" thing feels kinda. . . kinda cultish. I can't be attracted to an entity that can't talk back, can't respond to my social ques on an even playing field, or can't discuss things with me so I can mentally check-mark all their flaws and perks and work to encourage and correct.

 

    The only other sentient animal alive on this planet is a chimp here in the States, and she's both alone and has a plateaued IQ of a 7 year old girl. Plenty of presentients that coulda taken our place had the apes not jumped in front though.

I only get attracted to humans and very few of them as well.