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Dear DE,

JUST DO IT!

Don't Let our Coffee be Spills!

Yesterday, we said we'd stand here.

SO JUST DO IT!

Make our dreams come true!

JUST DO IT!

Some people dream of Cupholders.

Wile we're gonna stand here and work hard for them!

NOTHING IS IMPOSSIBLE!

We will get to the point

Where anyone else would quit.

And we're not gonna stop there.

No, What are you waiting for?

DO IT!

JUST DO IT!

YES YOU CAN!

JUST DO IT!

If your tired of Coffee spills.

Start adding Cupholders!

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You're walking in a Relay.

There's no one around and your Coffee is spilled.

Our of the corner of your eye you spot him:

Shia LaSchmalz.


He's fallowing you, about 30 feet back.

He get's down on his disk and breaks into a roll.

He's gaining on you.

Shia LaSchmalz.


You're looking for your Liset, but you're all turned around.

He's almost upon you now.

And you can see there's Coffee on his face.

My God, there's split Coffee everywhere!


Running for your coffee. (From Shia LaSchmalz)

He's not letting you flee. (Shia LaSchmalz)

Lurking with the Infested.

Warframe Developer Shia LaSchmalz. 


Living in the hood. (Shia LaSchmalz)

Spilling for sport. (Shia LaSchmalz)

Drinking all the coffee stains.

Anti-Cupholder Shia LaSchmalz.


The power has gone off and you seem to have lost him.

But your hopelessly lost yourself.

Stranded with a Spiller.

You ninja silently through the hallways.


Aha! In the hanger!

Your Liset is running!

Hope! You move stealthily toward it.

But you leg! Ah! Clem has caught it!


Gnawing of your leg. (Clem! Clem!)

Limping to the Liset. (Clem! Clem!)

Now you're through the hatch.

Sitting inside: Shia LaSchmalz!


Talking to Ordis. (Shia LaSchmalz)

But he doesn't hear you enter. (Shia LaSchmalz)

You're sneaking up behind him.

Strangling Developer Shia LaSchmalz!


You limp into your chair.

Blood oozing from your eaten leg. (Clem!)

But you have won; you have beaten.

Shia LaSchmalz.


Wait! He isn't dead! (Still had revives!)

There's a cup to your hand, and understanding in his eyes.

He also has a Cupholder...


Thank you Developer Shia LaSchmalz!

Legendary drink with Shia LaSchmalz!

Average update, with Shia LaSchmalz!

...

Stalker swings an axe at Shia LaSchmalz!!!!!!!


But blood is draining fast form you stump leg. You cannot help.

Shia's blocking every blow, he's using a Cupholder.

He counters to the right, he catches Stalkers cup.

He holds out the cup.

He just served Stalker some coffee!


Stalkers head looks down, shameful.

He kneels to Shia, seeing the error in his way's.

You're coffee is safe, from accidental spill. 

Edited by Spartan336
some spelling errors. And it's Schmalz me! not Beouf!
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When we were all asleep on earth, we all saw something in our dreams, beyond the second one.

We the Tenno are the balancing force, the protectors of equilibrium,

Meant to uphold the peace but foster the chaos, 

To not let any side overcome the other and...SPILL.

And to let it spill means we have failed our duty, our ideals and who we are.

Cupholders are the true Tenno ideal, and to not have those is to deny who and what we are.

To hold stability and not let it all end up on the floor.

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22 minutes ago, giantconch said:

Tweeted at reb from a twitter account, only to have it immediately locked...

 

anyone got a cell number i can borrow t_t

 

rip...

Lol, also 

Indeed, Space Mom makes a point, we have no cups for our cupholders.

Edited by Novatico
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