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Here is the link if you guys want to accompany his Theory, please don't froget to upvote his post if you liked it. 

By user Tim_Burton.

Get your tinfoil hats and strap your selves in. It's crack pot theory time.

So, as me and my buds play this game, we throw around, in a joking manner, wild, off-the-wall theories and ideas about what the races of Warframe do, why they do it, etc. Ya know, crap like Lotus and Teshin are space-mom and space-dad, and are fighting and divorced, and we the Tenno are between it all. Doesn't make sense, but it's fun.

What we have concluded is that the races of Warframe represent gaming platforms and are at war with each other, just like how people always fight about PC vs XBox vs PS.

Please note that this isn't a jab at console plebs players. It's just fun non sense.

Grineer:
These guys represent XBox. They are typically greenish in color. They are also the less sophisticated/less-polished looking race, just like XBox.

Our findings for supporting this:

Grineer have Mt Dew factories. Mt Dew is a beverage often associated with the XBox culture. Here's some proof They have Mt Dew factories mainly on Ceres.

Grineer also place down inflatable barriers called Blunts. Blunt is a slang term for a marijuana joint, which, again, is something often associated with XBox players. (/r/montageparodies)

Grineer are also cheap, low budget. Again, something you might associate with XBox players.

Don Mattrick = Vor

Corpus:
These guys represent PS/Sony. Just take a look at one of their helmets. It looks like they are wearing a PS10 on their head.

Corpus, like PS, is sleek in design. We often associate sleek, clean UIs and design with Sony. Also, Corpus are often associated with the color blue. Nepture, Uranus, their shields, the arctic guys, etc. Sony typically uses blue in their UIs for PS and in their branding.

Corpus are more distinguished and expensive, often with better technology, just like PS.

Kazuo Hirai = Alad V

Orokin:
Initially, we speculated Orokin represent PC(MR). After more thought, we concluded Orokin are actually Nintendo.

These guys are legacy. Enigmatic. The birth giver of console. Like Nintendo, Orokin sit in a mysterious place who created some of the very best things that are, today, just fragments of the past. Long dead and gone, people still remember them for their biggest achievements... and treasures.

When you visit an Orokin tower or derelict, you are visiting the good ol classics of N64 and SNES, to dig up treasures like corrupted mods and Metroid.

Anyone who tries to be Nintendo go crazy.

They are perfect in almost every way. While people strive to be who Nintendo once was, there is nothing to look forward to today. A long dead race who we are still learning so much from.

Tenno:

PC Master Race. It was so obvious once we thought about it. Tenno are powerful beings who must encase themselves in a suit, much like how PCMRs have to embody their powers in a custom rig.

PCMRs also, often times, swap parts out or upgrade their PCs, much like how Tenno upgrade and swap out parts within their frames.

Getting a Forma in your frame is like upgrading your RAM, and sticking an Orokin Catalyst/Reactor in is like installing a new GPU/CPU.

We also build things at the Foundry, which in essence is like a PCMR going out to collect parts for a PC and building it. We love to build and customize. We love to make things how we see fit, where as the Grineer/XBox and Corpus/PS are clones of each other - they are forced to use whatever weapons, suits, games and accessories that was cloned, in a factory, for them, only to get smashed by a Tenno PCMR in any benchmark.

Oh, also we often times go out on excavation missions to get Corpus and Grineer porn, and Sabotage missions represent us destroying the Grineer and Corpus bitcoin mining machines.

ALSO! Sometimes we get invasions, which just represent XBox and PS players fighting about who's better. (Which of course we Tenno PCMRs just swoop in and show them who's best.)

EDITS: Spelling and adding more bits to the crack pot.

 

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2 hours ago, (PS4)WINDMILEYNO said:

If the orokin are Nintendo....does that make sentients ...Wii?

No, the Sentients are Apple

Once the scourge of the universe, now nothing but dormant echoes desperately trying(and failing) to reclaim that terrifying power they once had.(Used to be on par with Microsoft way back in the 90's, suddenly dropped off the face of the planet for like 15-20 years until they re-emerged with Ipod. Now all they are is just over-priced, underpowered, POS's)

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On 7/22/2016 at 8:13 AM, Henji said:

Here is the link if you guys want to accompany his Theory, please don't froget to upvote his post if you liked it. 

By user Tim_Burton.

Get your tinfoil hats and strap your selves in. It's crack pot theory time.

So, as me and my buds play this game, we throw around, in a joking manner, wild, off-the-wall theories and ideas about what the races of Warframe do, why they do it, etc. Ya know, crap like Lotus and Teshin are space-mom and space-dad, and are fighting and divorced, and we the Tenno are between it all. Doesn't make sense, but it's fun.

What we have concluded is that the races of Warframe represent gaming platforms and are at war with each other, just like how people always fight about PC vs XBox vs PS.

Please note that this isn't a jab at console plebs players. It's just fun non sense.

Grineer:
These guys represent XBox. They are typically greenish in color. They are also the less sophisticated/less-polished looking race, just like XBox.

Our findings for supporting this:

Grineer have Mt Dew factories. Mt Dew is a beverage often associated with the XBox culture. Here's some proof They have Mt Dew factories mainly on Ceres.

Grineer also place down inflatable barriers called Blunts. Blunt is a slang term for a marijuana joint, which, again, is something often associated with XBox players. (/r/montageparodies)

Grineer are also cheap, low budget. Again, something you might associate with XBox players.

Don Mattrick = Vor

Corpus:
These guys represent PS/Sony. Just take a look at one of their helmets. It looks like they are wearing a PS10 on their head.

Corpus, like PS, is sleek in design. We often associate sleek, clean UIs and design with Sony. Also, Corpus are often associated with the color blue. Nepture, Uranus, their shields, the arctic guys, etc. Sony typically uses blue in their UIs for PS and in their branding.

Corpus are more distinguished and expensive, often with better technology, just like PS.

Kazuo Hirai = Alad V

Orokin:
Initially, we speculated Orokin represent PC(MR). After more thought, we concluded Orokin are actually Nintendo.

These guys are legacy. Enigmatic. The birth giver of console. Like Nintendo, Orokin sit in a mysterious place who created some of the very best things that are, today, just fragments of the past. Long dead and gone, people still remember them for their biggest achievements... and treasures.

When you visit an Orokin tower or derelict, you are visiting the good ol classics of N64 and SNES, to dig up treasures like corrupted mods and Metroid.

Anyone who tries to be Nintendo go crazy.

They are perfect in almost every way. While people strive to be who Nintendo once was, there is nothing to look forward to today. A long dead race who we are still learning so much from.

Tenno:

PC Master Race. It was so obvious once we thought about it. Tenno are powerful beings who must encase themselves in a suit, much like how PCMRs have to embody their powers in a custom rig.

PCMRs also, often times, swap parts out or upgrade their PCs, much like how Tenno upgrade and swap out parts within their frames.

Getting a Forma in your frame is like upgrading your RAM, and sticking an Orokin Catalyst/Reactor in is like installing a new GPU/CPU.

We also build things at the Foundry, which in essence is like a PCMR going out to collect parts for a PC and building it. We love to build and customize. We love to make things how we see fit, where as the Grineer/XBox and Corpus/PS are clones of each other - they are forced to use whatever weapons, suits, games and accessories that was cloned, in a factory, for them, only to get smashed by a Tenno PCMR in any benchmark.

Oh, also we often times go out on excavation missions to get Corpus and Grineer porn, and Sabotage missions represent us destroying the Grineer and Corpus bitcoin mining machines.

ALSO! Sometimes we get invasions, which just represent XBox and PS players fighting about who's better. (Which of course we Tenno PCMRs just swoop in and show them who's best.)

EDITS: Spelling and adding more bits to the crack pot.

 

Mh this person needs to be smacked , also this dude is just as i would call these types of people. PC Idiots. also i hope a mod deletes this thread. 

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30 minutes ago, Hawk_of_the_Reborn said:

No, the Sentients are Apple

Once the scourge of the universe, now nothing but dormant echoes desperately trying(and failing) to reclaim that terrifying power they once had. (Used to be on par with Microsoft way back in the 90's, suddenly dropped off the face of the planet for like 15-20 years until they re-emerged with Ipod. Now all they are is just over-priced, underpowered, POS's)

Oh....I feel like a reference can be made between Apple and Microsoft (xbox) with how Tyl regor is actually microsoft, and he talks to the other grineer as if they are his brethren.....

I'm not the best at this

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27 minutes ago, (XB1)Solargeo said:

Mh this person needs to be smacked , also this dude is just as i would call these types of people. PC Idiots. also i hope a mod deletes this thread. 

It's just in good fun, I mean, the Xbox part was kind of overly mean. I'm a corpus, so I'm not too salty, we have isolator bursa (the one I personally hate being within 50 meters of the most), sapping osprey, nullifiers, corpus tech (my sworn enemy) the razorback, and lots of cool things.

All gamers are equal! :)

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1 hour ago, (PS4)WINDMILEYNO said:

It's just in good fun, I mean, the Xbox part was kind of overly mean. I'm a corpus, so I'm not too salty, we have isolator bursa (the one I personally hate being within 50 meters of the most), sapping osprey, nullifiers, corpus tech (my sworn enemy) the razorback, and lots of cool things.

All gamers are equal! :)

yeah well when it starts or has a chance to cause the wars, yeah not really.

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On 23/07/2016 at 7:15 PM, (XB1)Solargeo said:

Mh this person needs to be smacked , also this dude is just as i would call these types of people. PC Idiots. also i hope a mod deletes this thread. 

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You only start a war if you bring salty comments like this...

 

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13 minutes ago, (XB1)Solargeo said:

I said type of people. not all of them . 

You also just fell to his bait by making the previous comment, wich just made his argument valid. 

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