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Mission started as Sabotage, destroy ship's reactor.

Objective completed.

Lotus gives a new objective: Reroute ship.

 

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TTTTTuna was a funny guy, he made me laugh a lot during that run.

 

why do u try to divide by zero?!

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A typical day in Lotus' shoes.

 

Lotus confused at an ATM
"Hrmm... this is going to take longer than expected."

Lotus sitting at a restaurant waiting to be served
"They know we're here"

 

Lotus notices the waiter has a big smile
"I Like him, I think it's the Grin-here"

 

Lotus after being given the menu to read
"Things just got interesting"

 

Lotus doesn't get what she ordered
"Change of plans... leave nothing alive"

 

Lotus winning a small scratch lotto ticket
"Well we did it tenno, against all odds"

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Volt:How am I gonna watch this "Sgt. Nef Anyo-co**" video without my fellow Tenno knowing what I'm doing?


Ah! *Overloads*


Saryn and Excalibur walk in the dark room.


Saryn:Why the hell is it so dark in here?


Excalibur: Don't worry i got this. Hold my space beer.


(Excalibur uses Blind)


Volt:AAAAAAHHH


Saryn:OH MY GOD!


Excalibur: Why does it bend that way?!


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