Aspari Posted July 1, 2013 Share Posted July 1, 2013 (edited) What is the name of the Tenno's favorite T.V. station? Melee Channel Edited July 1, 2013 by Aspari Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skepsis Posted July 1, 2013 Share Posted July 1, 2013 Favorite game console? the NTenno. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blatantfool Posted July 1, 2013 Share Posted July 1, 2013 For a long time everyone's favorite Trickster struggled to learn a beautiful melody on the Piano - unfortunately he was never quite able to hit that Loki. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FrostWolf Posted July 1, 2013 Share Posted July 1, 2013 (edited) This is most appropriate for this thread http://instantrimshot.com/ Edited July 1, 2013 by FrostWolf Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
360NOSCOPEHEADSHOT Posted July 1, 2013 Share Posted July 1, 2013 Stalker? What Stalker? Oh wait, that isn't a joke and was never funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FrostWolf Posted July 1, 2013 Share Posted July 1, 2013 Stalker? What Stalker? Oh wait, that isn't a joke and was never funny -Evil laugh- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EvanTheNewbie Posted July 1, 2013 Share Posted July 1, 2013 Yo rhino is so fat that when he finally got to extraction, all three Vauban alerts passed by. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Nerf-Herder- Posted July 1, 2013 Share Posted July 1, 2013 Why'd the tenno drown in the ocean?He was looking for Kril. An Excalibur sat at a bar, the bartender said "why the long face?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hayden11121 Posted July 1, 2013 Share Posted July 1, 2013 Joke: Rhino has no horn on his head but Excalibur does. Even Funnier: Excalibur's Alt helmet gives him a BIGGER horn. WHYYYY? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aspari Posted July 1, 2013 Author Share Posted July 1, 2013 Joke: Rhino has no horn on his head but Excalibur does. Even Funnier: Excalibur's Alt helmet gives him a BIGGER horn. WHYYYY? Potato. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FrostWolf Posted July 1, 2013 Share Posted July 1, 2013 Joke: Rhino has no horn on his head but Excalibur does. Even Funnier: Excalibur's Alt helmet gives him a BIGGER horn. WHYYYY? Cause Rhino's horn is between his legs http://instantrimshot.com/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iValianT Posted July 1, 2013 Share Posted July 1, 2013 Frost is so hot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iapetus Posted July 1, 2013 Share Posted July 1, 2013 (edited) Yo rhino is so fat that when he finally got to extraction, all three Vauban alerts passed by. Yo Loki is so ugly that he doesn't need to use decoy to draw enemy fire Edited July 1, 2013 by Iapetus Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kahruvel Posted July 1, 2013 Share Posted July 1, 2013 Yo Saryn is so smelly that her Miasma is passive and is always on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amistyrja Posted July 1, 2013 Share Posted July 1, 2013 What the Hek? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeAtlas Posted July 1, 2013 Share Posted July 1, 2013 Vhor is so manly he took on 4 tennos with a rape stick Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CeePee Posted July 1, 2013 Share Posted July 1, 2013 Lame jokes? Here's all the puns you need. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amistyrja Posted July 1, 2013 Share Posted July 1, 2013 Lame jokes? Here's all the puns you need. I think we got a winner Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Czarok Posted July 1, 2013 Share Posted July 1, 2013 I have a huge Crush on Mag, every I'm Pulled towards her more, my love, like Bullets are Attracted to her. I'm so Polarized by her my Shield is completely down. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Qynchou Posted July 1, 2013 Share Posted July 1, 2013 (edited) Rhino SMASH! /hillarity Edited July 1, 2013 by Qynchou Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kahruvel Posted July 1, 2013 Share Posted July 1, 2013 (edited) Mission started as Sabotage, destroy ship's reactor. Objective completed. Lotus gives a new objective: Reroute ship. TTTTTuna was a funny guy, he made me laugh a lot during that run. Edited July 1, 2013 by Kahruvel Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
belthagor Posted July 1, 2013 Share Posted July 1, 2013 Mission started as Sabotage, destroy ship's reactor. Objective completed. Lotus gives a new objective: Reroute ship. TTTTTuna was a funny guy, he made me laugh a lot during that run. lold Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aspari Posted July 2, 2013 Author Share Posted July 2, 2013 What do you call a Scythe with Northern Wind? An Icesickle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amistyrja Posted July 2, 2013 Share Posted July 2, 2013 Who's that Pokemon? It's, the Grineer! (Combat formation Bravo) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kasamoto Posted July 2, 2013 Share Posted July 2, 2013 A Grineer walks into a Cafe and makes an order. Later in the waitress walks up to him and asks: Nyx: "Excuse me, did you order the LATO Macchiato with a the dish of KRAKEN or the BOAR-Steak?" (Pretty bad, I know) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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