Space0ddity Posted January 13, 2017 Share Posted January 13, 2017 You are walking in the grineer settlement tileset to extraction, happily having dispatched the grineer platoon before you. Suddenly, a strange man jumps down. He stretches out his hand, to reveal a platter with 5 pills on it. Red pill: You become blind, but also invisible Green pill: You become a millionaire, but your skin is orange Blue pill: You become gay, instantaneously. Pink pill: You instantly die Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 13, 2017 Share Posted January 13, 2017 Uh, are we supposed to be enticed by any of those? Just keep strolling on towards extraction. Maybe put a bullet in his weird head before you go. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heskaroid Posted January 13, 2017 Share Posted January 13, 2017 pink pill pls Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)watt4hem Posted January 13, 2017 Share Posted January 13, 2017 Kill him and see what he drops Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IceDragonofAmber Posted January 13, 2017 Share Posted January 13, 2017 I'll take the fifth mystery pill you haven't said anything about. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(XBOX)TheNarrowRoad Posted January 13, 2017 Share Posted January 13, 2017 Warframes don't have mouths.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Omnijack Posted January 13, 2017 Share Posted January 13, 2017 Force feed this mysterious man a taste of his own medicine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(XBOX)TheNarrowRoad Posted January 13, 2017 Share Posted January 13, 2017 and dies from fall damage. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heskaroid Posted January 14, 2017 Share Posted January 14, 2017 19 hours ago, Omnijack said: Force feed this mysterious man a taste of his own medicine. Due to you being a Valkyr you suddenly die. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BrownStalin Posted January 14, 2017 Share Posted January 14, 2017 On 1/13/2017 at 3:29 AM, ALOEDA1 said: Red pill: You become blind, but also invisible Green pill: You become a millionaire, but your skin is orange Blue pill: You become gay, instantaneously. Pink pill: You instantly die That's not how the redpill works ya c*nt Green pill sounds like the best option tbh I hope whoever picked the blue pill gets gassed 2nd best option is pink pill Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Damuranashi Posted January 14, 2017 Share Posted January 14, 2017 Green Pill. It would make a great Oompa-Loompa costume. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CityOfTrees Posted January 15, 2017 Share Posted January 15, 2017 lol green literally has no downside. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)TheCrimsonTuckr Posted January 16, 2017 Share Posted January 16, 2017 Call the police. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Space0ddity Posted January 16, 2017 Author Share Posted January 16, 2017 On 2017/1/13 at 6:09 PM, TheDefenestrater said: Uh, are we supposed to be enticed by any of those? Just keep strolling on towards extraction. Maybe put a bullet in his weird head before you go. He kills you instantly. On 2017/1/13 at 6:46 PM, heskaroid said: pink pill pls You die instantly. On 2017/1/13 at 9:30 PM, (PS4)watt4hem said: Kill him and see what he drops Before you do this, he kills you instantly. On 2017/1/13 at 9:38 PM, IceDragonofAmber said: I'll take the fifth mystery pill you haven't said anything about. You die instantly, not from the pill, from the strange man On 2017/1/13 at 11:22 PM, (Xbox One)TheNarrowRoad said: Warframes don't have mouths.... He makes a mouth On 2017/1/14 at 4:35 AM, Omnijack said: Force feed this mysterious man a taste of his own medicine. You die instantly. On 2017/1/14 at 4:45 AM, (Xbox One)TheNarrowRoad said: and dies from fall damage. Before you do this, he restrains you against the wall, and you are forced to pick, or be tortured. On 2017/1/15 at 0:07 AM, heskaroid said: Due to you being a Valkyr you suddenly die. Uncannily correct... On 2017/1/15 at 1:00 AM, BrownStalin said: That's not how the redpill works ya c*nt Green pill sounds like the best option tbh I hope whoever picked the blue pill gets gassed 2nd best option is pink pill you die instantly On 2017/1/15 at 6:21 AM, Damuranashi said: Green Pill. It would make a great Oompa-Loompa costume. Sadly, you die instantly. 23 hours ago, BeeOverlord said: lol green literally has no downside. Sadly, you die instantly. 51 minutes ago, (PS4)TheCrimsonTuckr said: Call the police. Sadly, you die instantly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(XBOX)TheNarrowRoad Posted January 16, 2017 Share Posted January 16, 2017 3 minutes ago, ALOEDA1 said: He kills you instantly. You die instantly. Before you do this, he kills you instantly. You die instantly, not from the pill, from the strange man He makes a mouth You die instantly. Before you do this, he restrains you against the wall, and you are forced to pick, or be tortured. Uncannily correct... you die instantly Sadly, you die instantly. Sadly, you die instantly. Sadly, you die instantly. Obama tu ally an ancient and powerful edgelord in disguise. I devour him like dog food. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BrownStalin Posted January 16, 2017 Share Posted January 16, 2017 (edited) 1 hour ago, ALOEDA1 said: He kills you instantly. You die instantly. Before you do this, he kills you instantly. You die instantly, not from the pill, from the strange man He makes a mouth You die instantly. Before you do this, he restrains you against the wall, and you are forced to pick, or be tortured. Uncannily correct... you die instantly Sadly, you die instantly. Sadly, you die instantly. Sadly, you die instantly. Then why did he give us the option if no matter what you picked always ended in you being killed? Edited January 16, 2017 by BrownStalin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gran_Maw_Sigmus Posted January 16, 2017 Share Posted January 16, 2017 I am honestly confused. I guess OP is just trying to be a troll, but failing in the lamest way possible. 0/10. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BrownStalin Posted January 16, 2017 Share Posted January 16, 2017 (edited) 30 minutes ago, Gran_Maw_Sigmus said: I am honestly confused. I guess OP is just trying to be a troll, but failing in the lamest way possible. 0/10. Well the OP just created this account on Friday, has 0 posts and 0 reputation so i think we can safely assume that the OP is a f aggot Edited January 16, 2017 by BrownStalin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)watt4hem Posted January 16, 2017 Share Posted January 16, 2017 2 hours ago, ALOEDA1 said: He kills you instantly. You die instantly. Before you do this, he kills you instantly. You die instantly, not from the pill, from the strange man He makes a mouth You die instantly. Before you do this, he restrains you against the wall, and you are forced to pick, or be tortured. Uncannily correct... you die instantly Sadly, you die instantly. Sadly, you die instantly. Sadly, you die instantly. Sir? My defy wukong would like to have a few wprds with you, with his tigriss p. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 16, 2017 Share Posted January 16, 2017 I turn on my hysteria and open up a pornsite to jerk off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BrownStalin Posted January 16, 2017 Share Posted January 16, 2017 6 minutes ago, Valteria. said: I turn on my hysteria and open up a pornsite to jerk off. http://supersexykernels.blogspot.com/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Valiant Posted January 16, 2017 Share Posted January 16, 2017 4 hours ago, BrownStalin said: Then why did he give us the option if no matter what you picked always ended in you being killed? Wondered this too. This thread actually had my interest (especially when the number of pills was pointed out), but now I'm disappointed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CityOfTrees Posted January 16, 2017 Share Posted January 16, 2017 I think I know what this was supposed to be. OP wanted it to be a funky trick, where the man is actually dangerous and the pills are a distraction. Sadly simply calling him a strange man doesn't invoke this image at all. Could've at least called him spoopy or something. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)TheCrimsonTuckr Posted January 16, 2017 Share Posted January 16, 2017 11 hours ago, Valteria. said: I turn on my hysteria and open up a pornsite to jerk off. You die instantly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(XBOX)BigQuadTodd Posted January 16, 2017 Share Posted January 16, 2017 ill take all of them pls, but 5 extra pink ones Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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