Solaurus Posted July 24, 2013 Share Posted July 24, 2013 I joined a game, expecting to have the greatest time of my life. Then i noticed something....... Everyone was wearing green and black....BUT I WAS WEARING BLUE AND BLACK! I was so embarrassed. I had no choice but to Overload in corners to hide my shame of not matching. Then i noticed something else.....MY ENERGY COLOR WAS STILL WHITE WHEN I FORGOT TO CHANGE IT TO PERIWINKLE!! Filled with shame and my willingness to fight drained, I sat there, dazed. In the midst of my shame, i became paralyzed with the thought of being such a fashion faux pas, and the cryopod died..... died right in front of me..... The last image bestowed upon my teammates? Me, unmatching and undressed for the occasion. I knew everyone hated me by then as they angrily typed, " DUDE WTF Y DIDNT YOU DO SOMETHING", and things like , "NOOB". They mocked my fashion, I JUST KNEW IT! Please, everyone, forgive me. I have brought shame upon the Lotus and upon the Volt household. I am not worthy of the honor to pick up a keyboard once again..... I.....have....shamed...you all.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Archistopheles Posted July 24, 2013 Share Posted July 24, 2013 Trying too hard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Athros Posted July 24, 2013 Share Posted July 24, 2013 0_0Why... WHY DID YOU DO THAT?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rowbut Posted July 24, 2013 Share Posted July 24, 2013 Trying too hard.Understatement. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WaiYanHlaing Posted July 24, 2013 Share Posted July 24, 2013 dafug did i just read? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NinjaSylvy Posted July 24, 2013 Share Posted July 24, 2013 Not sure if trolling or serious o_o Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cinderain Posted July 24, 2013 Share Posted July 24, 2013 (edited) Oh my god, that is awful! Run! Run before they burn you at the steak! (steak is intended because I f**kin love steak) Edited July 24, 2013 by FatalX7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Solaurus Posted July 24, 2013 Author Share Posted July 24, 2013 Trying too hard. SHUT UP YOU'LL GIVE IT ALL AWAY Not sure if trolling or serious o_o Why would I not be? I have commited a criminal offense against the Tenno community, I must be punished Oh my god, that is awful! Run! Run before they burn you at the steak! (steak is intended because I f**kin love steak) Delicious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris9428 Posted July 24, 2013 Share Posted July 24, 2013 Woah. Racism in Warframe.. goddangit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
General_Krull Posted July 24, 2013 Share Posted July 24, 2013 wait does that mean I'm a walking disaster area if all my frames are either blue and gray, black and purple or white and orange? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Solaurus Posted July 24, 2013 Author Share Posted July 24, 2013 (edited) This is all true my brothers...not a single word of this post is untrue... Real reason pod died was because everyone kept straying from the pod so I said, "**** this", and went to go make some nachos with a half-eaten bag of tostitos and some queso y salsa dip that had way too much salsa, and not enough queso. Edited July 24, 2013 by Solaurus Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris9428 Posted July 24, 2013 Share Posted July 24, 2013 some queso y salsa dip that had way too much salsa, and not enough queso. Saddest story ever. *sniff* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VinceBlood Posted July 24, 2013 Share Posted July 24, 2013 ... and the award for 'least coherent thing I've read all week' goes to: Solaurus. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slappy330 Posted July 24, 2013 Share Posted July 24, 2013 dafug did i just read? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arlayn Posted July 24, 2013 Share Posted July 24, 2013 I wear black, and blue in a tron fashion on my Volt, but that's because I wear season 2 head and it looks awesome... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rhorge Posted July 24, 2013 Share Posted July 24, 2013 Not sure if trolling or serious o_o Dead serious. Happened to me once, don't judge. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kyria Posted July 24, 2013 Share Posted July 24, 2013 I like you! :-D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-HAKUNA-YOUR-TATAS- Posted July 24, 2013 Share Posted July 24, 2013 (edited) Judged by the color of your Warframe skin. How little have we learned. XD (My Warframes are mostly black and red, so...) Edited July 24, 2013 by sushidubya Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted July 24, 2013 Share Posted July 24, 2013 Trying too hard. Trying to much. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kippen.power Posted July 24, 2013 Share Posted July 24, 2013 So what i understand from this is you AFK'ed and everyone got mad ? xD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Solaurus Posted July 25, 2013 Author Share Posted July 25, 2013 So what i understand from this is you AFK'ed and everyone got mad ? xD I wouldn't have afk'd if I wasnt paralyzed by the embarrassment. I was like a Snorlax on Route 16. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soopineer Posted July 25, 2013 Share Posted July 25, 2013 That story made me shed a mantear.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nubsawce Posted July 25, 2013 Share Posted July 25, 2013 I feel like I would be judged for my coloration if I ever played public games. I run with the infested palette with some saturated basic palette additions. I typically heavily feature purple, pink, and blue. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soopineer Posted July 25, 2013 Share Posted July 25, 2013 I use smoke palette for all the coloring, but a color from ice palette for all the energy colors.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Valkyrie9001 Posted July 25, 2013 Share Posted July 25, 2013 I joined a game, expecting to have the greatest time of my life. Then i noticed something....... Everyone was wearing green and black....BUT I WAS WEARING BLUE AND BLACK! I was so embarrassed. I had no choice but to Overload in corners to hide my shame of not matching. Then i noticed something else.....MY ENERGY COLOR WAS STILL WHITE WHEN I FORGOT TO CHANGE IT TO PERIWINKLE!! Filled with shame and my willingness to fight drained, I sat there, dazed. In the midst of my shame, i became paralyzed with the thought of being such a fashion faux pas, and the cryopod died..... died right in front of me..... The last image bestowed upon my teammates? Me, unmatching and undressed for the occasion. I knew everyone hated me by then as they angrily typed, " DUDE WTF Y DIDNT YOU DO SOMETHING", and things like , "NOOB". They mocked my fashion, I JUST KNEW IT! Please, everyone, forgive me. I have brought shame upon the Lotus and upon the Volt household. I am not worthy of the honor to pick up a keyboard once again..... I.....have....shamed...you all.... ... You baked? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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