New Contest: Carol of the Tenno

(XBOX)Gammaray2016 · December 12, 2017

We wish you a Warframe Christmas,

we wish you a Warframe Christmas,

with an EXALTED BLADE TO THE FACE!

Big weapons we bring, to kill the Grineer,

Then off to the plains, to fish with our spear!

We wish you a Warframe Christmas,

we wish you a Warframe Christmas,

with a RHINO STOMP TO THE FACE!

Now Stalker's our foe,

and that is quite clear,

But with bullet jump off the walls,

we will smack his BIG REAR!

We wish you a Warframe Christmas,

we wish you a Warframe Christmas,

And a Tenno new year!

(PSN)GaurdianNephilim · December 12, 2017

All I Want for Clemnas is Clem

Redition to The Song All i want for Christmas is you by Big Time Rush but Originally came from Mariah Carey who wrote and produced the song with Walter Afanasieff that Release on November 1, 1994

Spoiler

I don't want a lot for Clemnas There is just one thing i need I don't care about the weapon underneath this Clemnas Tree I just want him for my own more than you could ever know make Dream come true. All I want for Clemnas is Clem. I don't want a lot for Clemnas There is just one thing i need I don't care about the weapon underneath this Clemnas Tree I don't need to hang my boots there upon the foundry Darvo Claus won't make me happy with a Deals on Clemnas Day I just want him for my own more than you could ever know make my Dream come true. All I want for Clemnas is Clem, clem oh baby. I won't ask for much this Clemnas I won't wish for Deals and So.... and I just gonna keep on Waiting underneath Infested Toe I won't make a list and sent it To the Relay for Saint Darvo I won't even stay asleep to hear those magic Grakata cause I want him here tonight, Holding onto to him so Tight What more can I do ? All I want for Clemnas is Clem, Clem oh baby. All the light are shining so brightly from his Grakata and the sound of Tenno laughter fill the air and the Grinneer are Singing, I can hear their Queen Screaming, Darvo won't you bring me the one I really need won't you please bring my Clem to me ? I don't want a lot for Clemnas this is all i'm asking for I jyst wanna see my Clemsy standing by my side I just want him for my own more than you could ever know make my Dream come true. All I want for Clemnas is Clem, Clem oh baby, All I want for Clemnas is Clem, Oh baby (2x) You're all i want, you're all i need on Clemnas Day baby You and Me

(XBOX)FreeCoconutDerp · December 12, 2017

Original song: Jingle Bells (Composed by Pierpont in 1857)sung in classic dashing through the snow

Jingle plains

Sliding through the plains,

Hunting a Teralyst,

Bullet jumping 'round,

Playing so careless.

Braton Prime done jammed,

Now Im kinda scared

Teralyst, raises hand

Now Im gonna get slammed ohhhh

Jingle plains, Jingle plains

Should have switched my frame,

but because I am a nub

Now I am ashamed ohhhh

Jingle plains, jingle plains,

Teralyst now slain,

my friends are happy now,

because I changed my fraaaame.

Taralasian · December 12, 2017

The Fairytale of New York - The Pogues

Spoiler

The Fairytale of Cetus

It was Update's Eve babe,
In Cetus' market
And Konzu said to me; "won't see another Prime."
And then came the red text,
That rare old chat surprise,
I turned my face away and dreamed of Primes.
Got on a lucky relic,
Came in so radiant!
I've got a feeling,
This grind's for me and you.
So happy Update!
I love you Lotus!
I can see a better time,
Where all our drops are Primes.

We've got dogs big as logs,
We've Forma'd our gear,
But they Bombard right through us,
God damn you Grineer!
When you first joined my squad on that cold Update's Eve,
You promised me Rivens were waiting for me.
You were Rhino! You were Ember!
Queens're sure to remember,
When we finished killing they cried out for more.
Captain Vor was screaming
But the Void couldn't hear 'im,
We got to extraction
Then laughed through the night!

And the kids of the deadly Tenno clans
Were singing 'Loot, Hooray!'
And the bells were ringing out for Update Day.

You're a noob! You're a hacker!
You're a Founder, a backer,
Lyin' there almost dead clinging to Excal Prime.
You scoundel, oh Tenno!
You're cheaper than Darvo,
Happy Update you slime, see you next Prime Time!

And the kids of the deadly Tenno clans
Still singing 'Loot, Hooray!'
And the bells were ringing out for Update Day.

I could have been like Steve,
Oh, on this Update's Eve!
He took my strength from me,
Nerfs all around you.
I kept our best gear though,
This Tigris is my own!
Can't make it out alone,
I build my squad around you.

And the kids of the deadly Tenno clans
Still singing 'Loot, Hooray!'
And the bells are ringing out for Update Day!

Oksanya · December 12, 2017

Golden Lotus (White Christmas)

Bing Crosby

I'm dreaming of a Golden Lotus

Just like the one that I got to meet

Where fresh blood glistens and Tenno listen
To hear gun shots in the distance

I'm dreaming of a Golden Lotus
With every Sentient that I slay
May your lisets be merry and full of clem
And may all your Lotuses be Golden

I'm dreaming of a Golden Lotus

Just like the one that I got to meet

Where fresh blood glistens and Tenno listen
To hear gun shots in the distance

I'm dreaming of a Golden Lotus
With every Sentient that I slay
May your lisets be merry and full of clem
And may all your Lotuses be Golden

Qwirkz · December 12, 2017

Twelve Days of Christmas But "The Twelve Trolls Of Trademas" I HAVE MINE READY!~

On the first day of Trademas Baroo Kept from me

A primed salty opportunity

On the second day of Trademas Baroo Kept from me

2 stalker beacons and a primed salty opportunity

On the third day of Trademas, Baroo Kept from me

3 primed mods, 2 stalker beacons and a primed salty opportunity

On the fourth day of Trademas, Baroo Kept from me!

4 dual stats, 3 primed mods, 2 stalker beacons and a primed salty opportunity

On the fifth day of Trademas, Baroo Kept from me

5 sets of Bull-, 4 dual stats, 3 primed mods, 2 stalker beacons, and a primed salty opportunity

On the sixth day of Trademas, Baroo Kept from me

600 ducats, 5 SETS OF BULL-, 4 dual stats, 3 primed mods, 2 stalker beacons, and a primed salty opportunity

On the seventh day of saltmas baroo Kept from me

7 Aklex parts, 600 ducats, 5 SETS OF BULL!, 4 dual stats, 3 primed mods, 2 stalker beacons and a primed salty opportunity

On the eighth of saltmas baroo Kept from me

8 Devs a’ dancing, 7 Aklex parts, 600 ducats, 5 SETS OF BULL!, 4 dual stats, 3 primed mods, 2 stalker beacons and a primed salty opportunity

On the Ninth day of saltmas baroo kept from me

9 Nekros farmers, 8 Devs a’ dancing, 7 Aklex parts, 600 ducats, 5 SETS OF BULL!, 4 dual stats, 3 primed mods, 2 stalker beacons and a primed salty opportunity

An the tenth day of saltmas Baroo kept from me

10 trader taxes, 9 Nekros farmers, 8 Devs a’ dancing, 7 Aklex parts, 600 ducats, 5 SETS OF BULL!, 4 dual stats, 3 primed mods, 2 stalker beacons and a primed salty opportunity

On the eleventh day of saltmas, baroo kept from me

11 Consmetics, 10 trader taxes, 9 Nekros farmers, 8 Devs a’ dancing, 7 Aklex parts, 600 ducats, 5 SETS OF BULL!, 4 dual stats, 3 primed mods, 2 stalker beacons and a primed salty opportunity

On the twelth day of saltmas baroo kept from me

12 days of lotus, 11 Consmetics, 10 trader taxes, 9 Nekros farmers, 8 Devs a’ dancing, 7 Aklex parts, 600 ducats, 5 SETS OF BULL!, 4 dual stats, 3 primed mods, 2 stalker beacons and a primed salty opportunity.

Please enjoy and have fun with the idea of Baroo keeping all the goods for himself and taking ours in the process.

P.S. Seggar helped me with lyrics

Edited December 12, 2017 by Qwirkz
everyone else included where it's from >.>

Shimmersteel · December 12, 2017

Original Song: Silent Night - Kelly Clarkson

My version: Nekros Night - Shimmersteel (Me)

Here goes:

Spoiler

Nekros Night - Shimmersteel - PC

Bearer of fright,

Lord of the night,

All is dead,

Lord without light,

Shadows burgeoning, morals defiled,

Bringing chaos to enemies vile,

Raising the souls of deceased,

Raising the souls of deceased

Lord of the wight,

A frightening sight,

Brings a scythe,

To a gunfight,

Enemies fading without a trace,

Terror that ensued with his face,

Shells from which souls have been torn,

Shells from which souls have been torn

At midnight,

The shadows unite,

Terror unseen,

Out of the light,

Corpus, Grineer and sentient alike,

All of them victims to his appetite,

Death is no escape for the weak,

Death is no escape for the weak

Deathly foresight,

Lord of dark blight,

Nekros, a true masterpiece

Edited December 12, 2017 by Shimmersteel
Changed ‘Lord of Death’ to ‘Nekros Night’

(XBOX)swag of a joker · December 12, 2017

vauban bells (jingle bells) writen by james lord peirpont

vauban bells vauban bells vauban all the way

oh what fun is it to ride in an archwing christmas day hey

dashing though the plains in an archwing everday

or the caves we go mining all the way zap zap zap

bells on vauban ring making enemies fight

oh what fun it is to fly and sing a warframe song tonight hey

vauban bells vauban bells vauban all the way

oh what fun it is to ride in an archwing Christmas day

ArtemisStarr · December 12, 2017

Joy To The World - Original lyrics by Isaac Watts (sung by many haha)

Joy to Cetus

Joy to cetus,
the tenno has come,
let us receive bounties.
Let all of us,
receive rewards.
And Fish and mine and fly, and fish and mine and fly, and fish and fish and fish and mine

Joy to Hok,
the weapons made!
Let tenno
make their zaws!
While others play,
We fight our way
To kill the eidolon
To kill the eidolon,
kill, kill, the eidolon.

No more fish dye,
our sorrows grow.
No bait to
call the fish;
They come to make
It hard for us,
Grineer are inbound,
Grineer are inbound,
Grineer, Grineer,
Grineer inbound.

Tenno save the day
With wits and strength
and makes cetus approve
The glories of our
gorgeous frames
and stories of
our strength
and stories of our strength
and stories of our strength

Dr1fter3aper · December 12, 2017

Ok a few notes here

1. I'm not hating on any frames listed here I love all Warframes and each one are fun to use.

2. Hope you guys have a great Christmas.

3. Enjoy!

Spoiler

Rudolph, The RedNosed Reindeer by Johnny Marks 1939

Nidus, The Trollest Warframe

You know Gara and Mesa and Ember and Saryn
You know Limbo and Loki and Hydroid and Banshee
but do you recall
the most trollest warframe of all

Nidus the infested warframe
spreads all his cysts to all
and if you ever got it
you can even say it glowed
All of the other warframes
used to all run away in fear
they never let poor nidus
join in any nightmare raids

then one shoddy tenno eve,
Lotus came to say,
nidus with your cyst so bright,
won't you lead the tenno tonight
then how the tenno love him,
as they got Helminth Chargers,
Nidus the trollest warframe,
you'll go down in history

Edited December 12, 2017 by Dr1fter3aper
wanted to see if I can have notifications pop up

TheDaughterofNeptune72 · December 12, 2017

Frosty the Snowman by: Walter "Jack" Rollins and Steve Nelson

(Frost the Warframe by: TheDaughterofNeptune72 and TheReaperTFH)

Frost the Warframe

Was very nicely designed

With his prime who looks just as cool

as the one that's tenno made

Frost the Warframe,

With his prime all locked away,

he was made of rubedo,

but the children know how he came to life one day

There must have been some void magic in that old orokin chair they found

For when the operator sat down

he began to dance around

Frost the Warframe

had over a thousand shields

and the children say he could kill grineer just the same as Nyx and Trinity

Frost the Warframe

Knew there were many grineer that day

so he typed in chat, "Let's go grind, so I can survive today

Down to Cetus

With a Hunter Memenitions on his Soma

running here and there

while the fish will tease, "Catch us if you can!"

He lead his squad down the streets of Cetus

Right to Konzu

He only paused a moment when he heard him holler, "Tenno!"

Frost the Warframe

had to hurry on his way

But he waved goodbye typing "Don't you die, I'll be back after this nitain."

gamer84 · December 12, 2017

Deck the dojo with orokin relics

Teneneneno Tenno Tenno

Cleanse the system purge the derelicts

Teneno Teneno Te-n-no

Join a clan stay at the dojo

Teneneneno Tenno Tenno

Don't abandon games that's a no no

Teneno Teneno Te-n-no

Kill the grineer end their terror

Teneneneno Tenno Tenno

Smite the corprus for their in error

Teneno Teneno Te-n-no

Song - Deck the halls

Artist - Thomas Oliphant

Edited December 12, 2017 by gamer84
Edited error

(XBOX)MthsnTwoCharlie · December 12, 2017

Ahem mi mi mi mi miiiiii...

Father Christmas- The Kinks

(Songwriter: Ray Davies)

Baro Ki'teer

When I was small I believed in Inaros
And I loved this time of the year
And I would hang up my gravboot at Solstice
Until my family got greased by Grineer

But the last time I played as Inaros
With a Dera Vandal in a reactor core
A gang of Butchers came over and mugged me

Knocked my Inaros down to the floor

And I say
Baro Ki'teer, give me some ducats
Don't mess around with those prisma toys
I'll beat you up with my glaive's Astral Twilight
Farmed from a Bursa in a Scrambus's noise
Give your primed toys to the little rich boys

Don't give my brother no Primed Tenno elf ears
Don't give my sister armor for her kubrow
We don't want Provas or boosters for credits
Or to dress up like a glowy Hunhow

Baro Ki'teer, give me some ducats
Don't mess around with those things from the Void
I'll beat you up with your own Prisma Obex
While grinding Tigris parts in Grineer asteroids
Give prisma toys to the little rich boys

But please give Teshin a job 'cause he needs one
And bring the Lotus a new pair of pants
And if you've got one I'll take a Supra Vandal
So I can scare all the Techs on Psimanthe

Baro Ki'teer, give me some ducats
Don't mess around with those prisma toys
Light you up if you don't hand it over

Hit you with pocket sand while scarabs deploy
Give your prime toys to the little rich boys

Have yourself a merry merry Solstice
Have yourself a big hoorah
But remember the Tenno who got nothin'
While you're drinkin' your Synthula

Baro Ki'teer, give me some ducats
Don't mess around with those prisma toys
Baro Ki'teer, please hand it over
We're grinded out so don't make us annoyed

Baro Ki'teer, give me some ducats
Don't mess around with those prisma toys
I'll beat you up with a fistful of Venka
Farmed from a fissure in a Grineer asteroid
Save all your toys for the little Corpus boys

Edited December 12, 2017 by (XB1)MthsnTwoCharlie
Oopsie

MadnessBomber · December 12, 2017

Troubled Night

Original: Silent Night, Franz Xaver Gruber

Spoiler

Silent night, troubled night,
All is quiet, all is tight,
The Grineer and Corpus patrol all riled,
The Infested charge and scream all wild,
Sleep in uneasy peace,
Sleep in uneasy peace.

Silent night, troubled night,
The children scream with fright;
Glorious death upon the star,
Murder and Credits, hallelujah!
Those against us are torn,
Those against us are torn!

Silent night, troubled night,
Child of the Void, saving light;
Bring havoc across this evil base,
Bring peace to this troubled place.
Tenno, please, bring hope's rebirth.
Tenno, please, bring hope's rebirth.

(XBOX)wolfblade23456 · December 12, 2017

Its the most Wonderful time of the year by Andy Williams

Parody: Its the most Annoying type of Grineer

It's the most, horrible time for Grineer

With the tenno rebelling

and infested exploding

Plus Vay Hek is in tears!

It's the most horrible time for Grineer

It's the best, best kind of friends you could have

with Clem needing help and clan meetings to make

and some lunaro for some cheer!

it's the best, best kind of friends you could have

There'll be prime items for trading

and bodies for toasting

with ember's hair

There'll be scary Phorid stories and tales of our glory

from the quests in our codex!

its the most horrible time for the Grineer!

BobChuckles · December 12, 2017

I'm actually just doing this for fun. Jingle bells kept running through my head while I was playing so here's my adaptation of it.

Slash-dashing through the mobs
On a one-shot potatoed frame
O'er the bodies we go
Looting all the way
The lights are flickering
I think the Stalker's here
I hope he drops some sweet good loot
So that I can finally sleep

[Chorus]
Jingle bells, Nidus smells
I need to farm some cells
Oh what fun it is to grind
On a noobie-friendly team, hey
Jingle bells, scary Rell
That quest gave me hell
Oh that quest is so spooky
Lotus hold me close tonight

(PSN)WhoppingGold_617 · December 12, 2017

Parody of: Jingle Bells By James Pierpont Dashing through the rift, with a tophat on his head, abducting all his enemies to slaughter them in the rift. Some of them are left, still waiting to be dead. So Limbo clapped his and now they're dying a quick death.

Ohh, Limbo is, Limbo is, the master of the void, taunting the Grineer as they try to capture him. Limbo is, Limbo is a trickster with a twist. He may not have brought you here but he will be our end!

(PSN)TheWolfReaper1 · December 12, 2017

baby, its cold out side by frank loesser
trinity, there's a frost whose a tank

i really need to heal my allies (but trinity, there's a frost whose a tank)
I've got to go revive them (but trinity, there's a frost whose a tank)

this boss has been killing us (been hoping you would heal us)
very strong heals (we need to keep defending, we're almost done here)

the cryopod is almost destroyed (healer why so nervous)
put up another shield so we do not need to fail (listen to the gunshots fly)

i can power us when we get low (healer just keep us alive)
but i am low on energy and we are almost dead (maybe you should get energy)

i think we can do this (trinity, there are enemies here)
can i keep us alive? (you can keep us alive)

i wish i knew i could (your heals are good enough)
to survive long enough (you keep us alive, this energy is fine)

i ought to say live, live, live team (i can put another shield up)
well i can keep us alive with my heals (how are we living?)

we really are living (oh trinity don't hold back)
but trinity, there's a frost whose a tank

i must keep us healed (but trinity, there's a frost whose a tank)
my heals are fully healing us (but trinity, there's a frost whose a tank)

my powers are strong enough for us (its nice to see us living)
so strong and keeping us alive (look at the enemies left)

someone just dropped out (i do not know why they left)
we might be the last ones here (i think we are the only ones)

we need to keep going to be on top (i do not know why they left)
maybe we will be the best in here (we are the best team)

we got to finish this (but trinity, you will die out there)
give me my soma (my snow globe is almost destroyed)

we have one more wave (we really have this)
do we really have this? (how are we doing this?)

we really have this wave if we get the last few (think of finishing this)
at least we can get second on the board (you got one more life so don't die)

we can do this (get in so you don't die)
trinity, there's a frost
trinity, there's a frost whose a tank

_-Santa-_ · December 12, 2017

Jingle bells :)

Spoiler

Parkouring through warframe
Hitting all those walls
Triggered an alarm
Going all way back

Farming kuva braids
Got hit by the guards
What fun it is to dash and pray
A Smeeta Buff tonight ay

Oh, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells
Warframe is all I play
Oh whats fun it is dash around
Kuva 8 hours a day

Jingle bells, Jingle bells
Warframe is all I play
Oh whats fun it is dash around
Kuva 8 hours a day.....

Edited December 12, 2017 by _-Santa-_

oSPoJellyz · December 12, 2017

"Tenno, Children of Fate"

(It Came Upon a Midnight Clear, sung by St. Peter's Choir, written by Edmund Sears)

Spoiler

It came upon the incident,

That "voided" ship of old,

From children waiting for the end,

Our tales of Void unfold.

The Orokin chained us to them,

To fend their age of Kings.

They forced our will into the fray,

Which sealed our destined wings.

Still through the darken days we lived,

But with Margulis' aid,

Yet her goodwill brought her the end,

From The Seven, depraved.

"We sentenced you, traitor, to death."

And so, our light was lost.

But it was not to be our end,

Forward, we've gone and fought.

Sentient, enemies of the Old,

Banished, gone from our hold.

And so, bestowed with honors, we had,

But we forget not their path.

Struck them, we did, with our vengeance,

To end their lasting reign.

And so, our destined wings unfurled,

Unchained from golden world.

Hence forth, our fate were hastening on,

As "she" discarded her past.

"Natah, no more", she laid her crown,

Void, Lua, our dreams were cast.

"Sleep now, children, it's yet your time."

Her words of love and plea,

And so, we slept and waited on,

For time of destiny.

(XBOX)MuddyApollo424 · December 12, 2017

Joy to Ostrons!

They rule the world with power and strength,
And makes the nations prove
The glories of Their Endeavors ,
And wonders of their power,
And wonders of their power
And wonders, wonders, of their power

No more let cysts and boils grow,
Nor Terralysts to infest the ground;
They come to make Grineer blood flow
Far as the Grineer are found,
Far as the Grineer are found,
Far as, far as, the Grineer are found.

Joy to the Ostrons! The Tenno reign;
Let men their guns discharge
While fields and floods, rocks, hills, and plains
Repeat the Grineer Kill,
Repeat the Grineer Kill,
Repeat, repeat the Grineer kill

Joy to the Ostrons! The Tenno have come;
Let Frames receive their wares;
Let every Market prepare them room,
And condrocs and kuakas sing,
And condrocs and kuakas sing,
And condrocs, and condrocs, and kuakas sing.

Sukutheslayer · December 12, 2017

WRECK THE HALLS

(Deck the Halls by Nos Galan, in like the sixteenth century, English lyrics from Thomas Oliphant)

Spoiler

Wreck the halls full of Grineer bodies, fa la la la la la la la!

'Tis the season to be salty, fa la la la la la la la!

Don we now our Tennogen, fa la la la la la la la!

Troll the ancient Cetus carol, fa la la la la la la la!

See the blazing mods before us, fa la la la la la la la!

Strike the Mandachord and join the chorus, fa la la la la la la la!

Follow me through awful weather, fa la la la la la la la!

While I tell of Orokin treasure, fa la la la la la la la!

Fast away every old prime passes, fa la la la la la la la!

Hail Clem, ye lads and lasses, fa la la la la la la la!

Four of us, singing together, fa la la la la la la la!

Heedless of, the Shadow Stalker, fa la la la la la la la!

(XBOX)el PHANTONYM · December 12, 2017

Vey Hek [Mr. Grinch By Dr. Suess]

Your a mean one, Vey Hek, You really are a heel, Your as cuddly as an eidolon, your as charming as the corpus, Vey HEK, Your a bad teralyst with absolutely zero shields!

Your infested, Vey Hek, Your army's an empty hole, your brain is full of chargers, you have toxin in your soul, Vey HEK, I wouldn't touch you for thirty-nine-and-a-half million platinum!

Your a foul one, Vey Hek, You have maggots in your smile, You have the sweet credits of a volitale runner, Vey HEK, Given the choice between the two of you, I'd choose the volitale runner!

Your a rotter, Vey Hek, Your the leader on the grineer, Your heart's a dead kubrow infested with moldy blue spots, Vey HEK, Your a melted lith and meso relic with infested boil!

You nauseate me, Vey Hek, with a nauseous flawless naus! Your a crooked infested leaper and you ride an infested charger, Vey HEK, Your soul is an appaling dump overflowing with the most disgraceful assortment of prime junk imaginable mangled up in tangled up knots!

Your a foul one, Vey Hek, Your a nasty wasty derelict, Your army's full of trashy soldiers, your soul is full of nano spores, Vey HEK, The three words that best describe you are as follows and I quote, Infested, Corrupted, Vomlyist!

Crazy_Kamosa · December 12, 2017

Who said Grineer combat emplacements couldn't be jolly?

Spoiler

I Vruushed Three 'Wings

A retelling of "I saw three ships", which was published anonymously and re-released by William Sandys in 1833.

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I vruushed three 'wings come sailing in,