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Ok i'll start. 

Lightnings vengance got their forum title "gold seeker" not because of how many up votes they have received, but because they actually went looking for real life gold a few times.

their travels have taken them to :Alaska, an oil rig of the shores of Texas and some shady internet sites about earning bitcoin.

 

the most interesting story was about the bitcoin sights. So after a while of looking around on those sites LIghtning was contacted by someone claiming to be part of the french mafia. 

this anonymous user said they would kill lightning if they kept snooping around. So lighting stopped snooping around. The user thought they hadn't stopped though and started getting paranoid. then one day they came to lightnings house.  Turns out they were part of the french mafia.

pointing a fully working replica Tommy gun at lightning the user relieved there name to be none other than Tony versetti.  In other words a nobody that nobody knew about. Anyways they were about to shoot lightning when lightning came up with a great idea, and challenged Tony to  a VR dirt rally challenge.

 

the winner would kill the looser. Halfway through the match  though, lightning switched the control of his VR rally car over to the A.I and slipped out of the room. tony didn't notice though and only realized he was duked, when he taken off the headgear and found himself surrounded by a swat team.

 

Tony has since swered revenge, but has failed to escape the prison he is  stuck in. lightning on the other hand was awarded by the Paris state council, 5 gold bars valued at $5506 dollars.

so know you know the semi epic tale of how lightning got their forum title.

Edited by Agentcheese
fixed a few spelling errors and mistakes
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Long ago in a distant land, the secret agent known simply as "Cheese" unleashed an unspeakable evil. But a foolish forum user named Lazer Skink stepped forth to oppose him. But before the final reply was posted, Cheese tore open a portal in time where his evil is law! Now the fool seeks to return to the forums and undo the evil that is Cheese

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