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Just now, -Kyubey- said:

Not if I eat them first.

when you eat pineapples, pineapples eat you back

Pineapples are the only known natural source of Bromelain, this enzyme breaks down proteins, of which you are made of.

That is really metal.

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7 hours ago, pokeyoface said:

OKAY FIRST LESSON! THE ART OF THE HUG!

HANDS-ON APPROACH!

*hugs Kyubey*

Now for the literary bro hug.

  • Bend elbow at 45 degrees.
  • Keep hand in line with elbow.
  • Slightly curve at the knuckles.
  • Clap and grab your friends hand.
  • Bring hand to chest with elbow still bent.
  • Put spare arm over shoulder.
  • Then whisper in their ear; "that's the hand I just used in the toilet."
  • All done within 3 seconds.
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8 minutes ago, Postal_pat said:

Now for the literary bro hug.

  • Bend elbow at 45 degrees.
  • Keep hand in line with elbow.
  • Slightly curve at the knuckles.
  • Clap and grab your friends hand.
  • Bring hand to chest with elbow still bent.
  • Put spare arm over shoulder.
  • Then whisper in their ear; "that's the hand I just used in the toilet."
  • All done within 3 seconds.

I would do this but.

Guys get weirded out that I'm pulling their forearm into my boobs.

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