Stalker_Cake Posted November 22, 2016 Share Posted November 22, 2016 Just now, Noamuth said: Kinky and you! you better try and save me! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MagPrime Posted November 22, 2016 Share Posted November 22, 2016 1 minute ago, Stalker_Cake said: and you! you better try and save me! .... *drops from the ceiling and wraps Cake and Gi in noodles, then takes nap* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stalker_Cake Posted November 22, 2016 Share Posted November 22, 2016 1 minute ago, Noamuth said: .... *drops from the ceiling and wraps Cake and Gi in noodles, then takes nap* you have doomed us both! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Datsher Posted November 22, 2016 Share Posted November 22, 2016 17 hours ago, OverlordMcGeek said: What are you guys doing with me in my absence? Also is Aerin replacing me? Edit: Pretty sure that was Shiroboner that said that of me. What do you mean "do with you in your absence"? What are we supposed to do? also yes it was probably Shiro Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MagPrime Posted November 22, 2016 Share Posted November 22, 2016 2 minutes ago, Skycook3y said: What do you mean "do with you in your absence"? What are we supposed to do? also yes it was probably Shiro I have some ideas of what I could do... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MegpoidBeetle Posted November 22, 2016 Share Posted November 22, 2016 14 minutes ago, Stalker_Cake said: you kidnapped me, i'm supposed to be the victim! do something to me you wuss! But I like to be the submissive one :< 9 minutes ago, Noamuth said: .... *drops from the ceiling and wraps Cake and Gi in noodles, then takes nap* *mooing* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stalker_Cake Posted November 22, 2016 Share Posted November 22, 2016 Just now, GiraffaYandereBeetle said: But I like to be the submissive one :< *mooing* do it you coward! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Datsher Posted November 22, 2016 Share Posted November 22, 2016 1 hour ago, Noamuth said: I have some ideas of what I could do... how lewd Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stalker_Cake Posted November 22, 2016 Share Posted November 22, 2016 Just now, Skycook3y said: how lewd *whisper* ssh... let's sneak out, they won't notice we're gone Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AerinSol Posted November 22, 2016 Share Posted November 22, 2016 20 hours ago, OverlordMcGeek said: What are you guys doing with me in my absence? Also is Aerin replacing me? BTW got the reference from the Blue Sword series. and you messed up the name. It's Aerin-Sol, as in "Sole" heir to the throne. Got a Grinlok Riven. I almost exclusively use the Snipetron Vandal or the Vulkar Wraith. Edit: Pretty sure that was Shiroboner that said that of me. Shows what you know. I can't put a - into the name. Only little kid _! Just going to protect passerby's from bandaids room. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AerinSol Posted November 22, 2016 Share Posted November 22, 2016 ... ... 3.3 Terabytes of old window files on my computer... .... It can only hold 452GB... ... I might have an SCP Quantum Computer on my hands! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snyphurr Posted November 22, 2016 Share Posted November 22, 2016 43 minutes ago, AerinSol said: ... ... 3.3 Terabytes of old window files on my computer... .... It can only hold 452GB... ... I might have an SCP Quantum Computer on my hands! That or a devil is living in your computer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BrownStalin Posted November 22, 2016 Share Posted November 22, 2016 (edited) 1 hour ago, AerinSol said: I might have an SCP Quantum Computer on my hands! Item #: SCP-????? Object Class: Keter Special Containment Procedures: SCP-???? Is to be kept in a 5x5x5 meter room monitored 24/7 by 4 night vision capable HD cameras in 4 corners of the room. Two sound sensitive alarms are to placed directly next to SCP-????. Access to SCP-???? will require Level 4 or higher authorization and personal must wear Mk4 Anti-Sound Hazmat gear. Personal shall also be equipped with 1 high powered stun rifles, 1 electric charge baton and a copy of the movie "The Bee Movie". If SCP-???? is able to activate, insert the copy of the movie into the optical drive and it will enter into a stunned state which would allow it to shut off. If containment fails and it enters it's "Jerry" mode, all internet devices and providers will be forced to turn off. After about 10 minutes of lock down, all computer files shall be searched and cleaned. IT IS RECOMMENDED THAT NO DEVICE CONTAINING CLASSIFIED CONTENT SHOULD BE NEAR SCP-????. Description: SCP-???? is a Computer containing a MSI GTX 980, 8GB of DDR4 RAM, a motherboard of unknown origin and a Western Digital 1TB of HDD. The Computer was discovered after a user by the name of ██████ complain that the computer created more space for it's 3.3 TB files. SCP unit "Chan4" investigated further and obtained the PC after the unexpected death of ██████. The body of ██████ showed no signs of damage and further investigation found that the insides of showed the organs had an unexpected stop in function. If this death is related to SCP-???? is unknown. On random intervals throughout the month, SCP-???? will automatically turn on and start playing an episode of Seinfeld. If the episode is allowed to complete then SCP-???? will enter what is called the "Jerry" mode and will play the theme of Seinfeld in a volume high enough to to break the human ear drum in as little as 20 seconds. If this continues for 10 seconds then all biological entities will suddenly collapse in a radius of 3 meters. After this has been done the device will then repeat the phrase "Jerry" 4 times before entering the last stage. In this last stage, all device that has the capability to store space will slowly start being corrupted with a file named "The Seinfeld Chronicles" that once opened will activate a memetic kill agent, causing heart failure and lung collapse. The danger of SCP-???? is that any device corrupted by this file will then start spreading this to other devices and if no other device is available it will start emmiting large amounts of gamma radiation in a short radius.Once emitting the radiation, SCP-???? will shut down and be reset. Another danger is how random the intervals are. In one scenario. After the first attempt to spread was stopped quickly, personal left the area. While all personal was absent, SCP-???? reentered it's "Jerry" state and managed to complete it. The aftermath caused the death of █ personal and the loss of SCP-████ file. Further research has also shown that once SCP-???? has corrupted a computer, all space will be transfered to SCP-???? by unknown means. Edited November 22, 2016 by BrownStalin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AerinSol Posted November 22, 2016 Share Posted November 22, 2016 2 minutes ago, Snyphurr said: That or a devil is living in your computer. Either way. I am getting on my knees and worshiping whatever is literally bending reality here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snyphurr Posted November 22, 2016 Share Posted November 22, 2016 18 minutes ago, AerinSol said: Either way. I am getting on my knees and worshiping whatever is literally bending reality here. Ok then. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AerinSol Posted November 22, 2016 Share Posted November 22, 2016 32 minutes ago, Snyphurr said: Ok then. Our holy days are on Wednesday. 1 day for shock(today) the next to party it up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OverlordMcGeek Posted November 22, 2016 Share Posted November 22, 2016 1 hour ago, BrownStalin said: Item #: SCP-????? Object Class: Keter Special Containment Procedures: SCP-???? Is to be kept in a 5x5x5 meter room monitored 24/7 by 4 night vision capable HD cameras in 4 corners of the room. Two sound sensitive alarms are to placed directly next to SCP-????. Access to SCP-???? will require Level 4 or higher authorization and personal must wear Mk4 Anti-Sound Hazmat gear. Personal shall also be equipped with 1 high powered stun rifles, 1 electric charge baton and a copy of the movie "The Bee Movie". If SCP-???? is able to activate, insert the copy of the movie into the optical drive and it will enter into a stunned state which would allow it to shut off. If containment fails and it enters it's "Jerry" mode, all internet devices and providers will be forced to turn off. After about 10 minutes of lock down, all computer files shall be searched and cleaned. IT IS RECOMMENDED THAT NO DEVICE CONTAINING CLASSIFIED CONTENT SHOULD BE NEAR SCP-????. Description: SCP-???? is a Computer containing a MSI GTX 980, 8GB of DDR4 RAM, a motherboard of unknown origin and a Western Digital 1TB of HDD. The Computer was discovered after a user by the name of ██████ complain that the computer created more space for it's 3.3 TB files. SCP unit "Chan4" investigated further and obtained the PC after the unexpected death of ██████. The body of ██████ showed no signs of damage and further investigation found that the insides of showed the organs had an unexpected stop in function. If this death is related to SCP-???? is unknown. On random intervals throughout the month, SCP-???? will automatically turn on and start playing an episode of Seinfeld. If the episode is allowed to complete then SCP-???? will enter what is called the "Jerry" mode and will play the theme of Seinfeld in a volume high enough to to break the human ear drum in as little as 20 seconds. If this continues for 10 seconds then all biological entities will suddenly collapse in a radius of 3 meters. After this has been done the device will then repeat the phrase "Jerry" 4 times before entering the last stage. In this last stage, all device that has the capability to store space will slowly start being corrupted with a file named "The Seinfeld Chronicles" that once opened will activate a memetic kill agent, causing heart failure and lung collapse. The danger of SCP-???? is that any device corrupted by this file will then start spreading this to other devices and if no other device is available it will start emmiting large amounts of gamma radiation in a short radius.Once emitting the radiation, SCP-???? will shut down and be reset. Another danger is how random the intervals are. In one scenario. After the first attempt to spread was stopped quickly, personal left the area. While all personal was absent, SCP-???? reentered it's "Jerry" state and managed to complete it. The aftermath caused the death of █ personal and the loss of SCP-████ file. Further research has also shown that once SCP-???? has corrupted a computer, all space will be transfered to SCP-???? by unknown means. I should write one myself. Anyone know the interview process to join the internets Freemasons? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.corvon. Posted November 22, 2016 Share Posted November 22, 2016 On 11/21/2016 at 2:50 PM, OverlordMcGeek said: What are you guys doing with me in my absence? Also is Aerin replacing me? BTW got the reference from the Blue Sword series. and you messed up the name. It's Aerin-Sol, as in "Sole" heir to the throne. Got a Grinlok Riven. I almost exclusively use the Snipetron Vandal or the Vulkar Wraith. Edit: Pretty sure that was Shiroboner that said that of me. *starts pulling out a 'sorry for being a dou.che card-* *runs away crying* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OverlordMcGeek Posted November 23, 2016 Share Posted November 23, 2016 3 minutes ago, TheMetrocop said: *starts pulling out a 'sorry for being a dou.che card-* *runs away crying* *licks you* Just promise to say yes when I propose. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.corvon. Posted November 23, 2016 Share Posted November 23, 2016 4 hours ago, AerinSol said: Just going to protect passerby's from bandaids room. *kicks door open* guys guess what i g- *backs out* *walks to nearest incinerator chute* *tries cramming self down chute* 2 hours ago, BrownStalin said: IT IS RECOMMENDED THAT NO DEVICE CONTAINING CLASSIFIED CONTENT SHOULD BE NEAR SCP-????. *slowly moves away with suspiciously-named files* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BrownStalin Posted November 23, 2016 Share Posted November 23, 2016 (edited) 13 minutes ago, TheMetrocop said: *slowly moves away with suspiciously-named files* Don't worry, it only corrupts files when it is in its final stage. *suspicious named files?* *checks dem files* Edited November 23, 2016 by BrownStalin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NativeKiller Posted November 23, 2016 Share Posted November 23, 2016 (edited) TIL that hoarding money is neither healthy nor fun. Let's feel free to spend money when we gotta use them people! ...Yeah, I am totally not saying this just because my plat total went down from 10.5k to 5k! :3 Edited November 23, 2016 by NativeKiller Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Genesis7000 Posted November 23, 2016 Share Posted November 23, 2016 16 hours ago, TheMetrocop said: go away no one cares about the last post anymore I read a few post and i know but why not Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MegpoidBeetle Posted November 23, 2016 Share Posted November 23, 2016 14 hours ago, Stalker_Cake said: do it you coward! Gomen I'm too much of a coward Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LunarEdge7 Posted November 23, 2016 Share Posted November 23, 2016 8 minutes ago, GiraffaYandereBeetle said: Gomen I'm too much of a coward -Ground slams with Obex + Hydroid to create a tentacle to poke at Giraffa and snatches StalkerCake out of the damn place.- Alright, I had to ask Mr. Kraken to distract that pervert. You better give me some cake for this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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