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Well, all of my dual Pistols would be Ebony and Ivory. And I suppose all of my dual Swords would be Agni and Rudra. I think I'd call my Kogake Beowulf and my Obex Gilgamesh. My Galatine would be called the Dragonslayer(+1 to you if you know what I'm referencing here). I might call all of my Infested weapons Bydo. But once the Infested whip comes out I'm calling it Nemesis. 

Aklato and Afuris are definitely THE Ebony & Ivory. If only we could recolor each pistol while being a dual sidearm.

 

 

Karak = McGuyver, because it's a makeshift rifle made from different parts.

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Strun Wraith = The giver of 2 Thousand F**** (named for the average damage value I see on the poor sod that stands too close to me)

 

Magnus = (after a nice buff to earn this namesake) The Lawgiver

 

Galatine = Occam's Razor

 

Vectis = The Widowmaker (as I have colored, and modded, to be as the M-98 Widow)

 

Dual Vastos = The Eastwoods

 

Twin Vipers/Wraith = Dual Bullet Vomitters

 

Soma = The A.E.P.D.S (Anti-Everything Personal Defense System) 

 

Ether Reaper = Kharon's Toll

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Tysis with my custom colors: Hydralisk

Soma: Serious Mission Rifle-- only used for high level alerts, Nightmare nodes, T3 Survival and Defense

Brakk: Pistol Master Race, yes even after the nerf

 

And here's my Medical weapons, brought to you by Rhiko the Nurse Rhino.

Ignis: Cleaning Spray

Torid: Medical Gas Producer

Gremlins: Pillshooters

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Twin Gremlins - Stan and Ollie

 

Wraith Twin Vipers - Eric

Deathcube - Eric

Shade - Eric

Wyrm - Eric

Djinn - Eric

Soma - Eric

Orthos Prime - Eric

The Fruitbat - Eric

The Cat - Eric

The Dog - Eric

The Halibut - Eric (Chose him out of thousands, didn't like the rest, all too flat)

etc etc etc..

 

 

Big shout going out to Eric The half A Bee, without whom none of this would be possible.

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Twin Gremlins - Stan and Ollie

 

Wraith Twin Vipers - Eric

Deathcube - Eric

Shade - Eric

Wyrm - Eric

Djinn - Eric

Soma - Eric

Orthos Prime - Eric

The Fruitbat - Eric

The Cat - Eric

The Dog - Eric

The Halibut - Eric (Chose him out of thousands, didn't like the rest, all too flat)

etc etc etc..

 

Why are you naming your weapons after me? (My name is Eric too! :D)

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Why are you naming your weapons after me? (My name is Eric too! :D)

 

http://youtu.be/ur6rhzUfD0I 

 

It's a Monty Python reference. Me and a friend would recite the entire sketch about 10 times a day while serving in Northern Ireland. Since then everything has become known as Eric.

(Except cats and dog, all cats are called Dave and all dogs are John.)

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Penta: The Unhappy and Bloody End.

Dread: Explosive Guillotine

Snipetron Vandal: The Headpopper

Strun Wraith: The Shogun

Vectis: The Slayer

Boltor: The Forgotten

Afuris: The Bullet Vomiters

Akvasto: The Dust Devils

Despair: The Storm of Blades

Dark Sword: The Bodysplitter

Hate: The Reaper

Orthos Prime: The Shaft

Dual Eathers: The Serpents

Glaive: The Origin

Soma: The Monarch

Drakgoon: The BFG

Galatine: The BFS

 

[EDIT]:Added something I was missing and things to be made.

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Well, this is it.  I don't think I will ever top this, but...

 

My Karak  is James Westfall

My Stug is Doctor Kenneth Noisewater.
You Scorpions play your cards right, you just might get to meet the whole gang.
 
Edit:
Lol@ViralN9.  Orthos Prime = The Shaft.
 
 

Latron Prime- The Let Down

Ain't THAT the freaking truth.  I guess it's okay when I'm Loki, and not doing anything important... I guess.

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Amphis: Humpy

Lex: Lex-chan

Embolist: Smelly

Vasto: Lucky

Magnus: Fluffy

Magistar: Morning Rescue

Latron Prime: Tiro

Vectis: Tiro Finale

Hek: Pumpy

Boar Prime: Fatty

Sobek: Baddy

Snipetron Vandal: Snipy

Dark Sword: Sharpy

Skana Prime: Grandpappy

Despair: Sayaka Miki

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Braton = Jack

Soma = Crit Machine

Dera = Lazerus

Strun Wraith = Bam-zooka

Snipetron Vandal = Boompole / Sandal

Grakata = Grattata

 

Lato Vandal = The Lost One

Twin Wraith Viper = Shredder

Hikou = Rain'o'Pain

 

Dual Ether = Deus Scalpelli

Fang = Kiba

Dual Ichor = Lung Blades

Galatine = Grayskull's Legacy

Dual Heat Sword = Cauterizer

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Dual Ichors - Catcher and Keeper

Vectis - BOOM! Headshot! (I know it may be a little overused, but whatever)

Soma - Chauchat (I actually call it this because that's what it looks like)

Twin Gremlins - Thing 1 and Thing 2

Penta - (not so) Sticky Launcher

Dakra/Orthos Prime - My Precious

Glaive Prime - Flying Death Blade Thingy

Akvasto - Ol' Reliables

Dual Zorens - Pocket Copter

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