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1 minute ago, (XBOX)Graysmog said:

She also doesn't literally have to be a cowboy, she was obviously inspired by one, but that's like saying Styanax should get the kick from 300 because he's pretty much our Spartan-themed Warframe.

To be fair if Stayanax had abilities modelled literally after his inspiration he would not make a very good Warframe because Astayanax was literally a small child and was either thrown off the walls of the city, used as a club while dead, murdered or exiled in most of the literature covering his existence ^^;

1. INFANTS CRY - Stayanax cries like a baby causing all enemies in range to try to murder him upon realizing that he is the heir of Troy. Generates aggro and loud noises.

2. DEATHLY CLUB - Stayanax dies and other nearby Warframes pick him up and use him as an "exalted weapon" (not very good though, it's all impact damage)

3. FROM THE WALLS - Stayanax is flung into the nearest reset zone / pit and instantly dies. His body will land on the largest group of enemies currently spawned on the map, knocking them down

4. SPLIT THE DIFFERENCE - Since there's no real consensus on how Astayanax actually died, this is just a combination of his earlier 3 skills except the visual effects are more intense. Generates some energy too, to keep you from wanting to just want to Helminth this skill off. 

...let's stick with the Spartan theme?

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8 minutes ago, cute_moth.npc said:

To be fair if Stayanax had abilities modelled literally after his inspiration he would not make a very good Warframe because Astayanax was literally a small child and was either thrown off the walls of the city, used as a club while dead, murdered or exiled in most of the literature covering his existence ^^;

1. INFANTS CRY - Stayanax cries like a baby causing all enemies in range to try to murder him upon realizing that he is the heir of Troy. Generates aggro and loud noises.

2. DEATHLY CLUB - Stayanax dies and other nearby Warframes pick him up and use him as an "exalted weapon" (not very good though, it's all impact damage)

3. FROM THE WALLS - Stayanax is flung into the nearest reset zone / pit and instantly dies. His body will land on the largest group of enemies currently spawned on the map, knocking them down

4. SPLIT THE DIFFERENCE - Since there's no real consensus on how Astayanax actually died, this is just a combination of his earlier 3 skills except the visual effects are more intense. Generates some energy too, to keep you from wanting to just want to Helminth this skill off. 

...let's stick with the Spartan theme?

Cracking Up Lol GIF by reactionseditor

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"StyanaxPimp182 plz set ur energy color to black.  evtime u use 4 and die ur making my fps drop to 3, kthx"

 

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18 hours ago, cute_moth.npc said:

To be fair if Stayanax had abilities modelled literally after his inspiration he would not make a very good Warframe because Astayanax was literally a small child and was either thrown off the walls of the city, used as a club while dead, murdered or exiled in most of the literature covering his existence ^^;

1. INFANTS CRY - Stayanax cries like a baby causing all enemies in range to try to murder him upon realizing that he is the heir of Troy. Generates aggro and loud noises.

2. DEATHLY CLUB - Stayanax dies and other nearby Warframes pick him up and use him as an "exalted weapon" (not very good though, it's all impact damage)

3. FROM THE WALLS - Stayanax is flung into the nearest reset zone / pit and instantly dies. His body will land on the largest group of enemies currently spawned on the map, knocking them down

4. SPLIT THE DIFFERENCE - Since there's no real consensus on how Astayanax actually died, this is just a combination of his earlier 3 skills except the visual effects are more intense. Generates some energy too, to keep you from wanting to just want to Helminth this skill off. 

...let's stick with the Spartan theme?

Gods! That made me laugh so damn hard! So very thematic! Would probably be the most accurate theme in the game.

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