MagPrime Posted September 9, 2016 Share Posted September 9, 2016 hammerheathen succeeded in outing me as a banana (in pajamas) simply because they themselves are a group of oranges in a vague humanoid shape and are jealous because they find me so appealing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan Posted September 9, 2016 Share Posted September 9, 2016 Noamuth once snuck on me at night and softly whispered "I AM THE ONE, DON'T WEIGHT A TON, DON'T NEED A GUN TO GET RESPECT ON THE STREET" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MagPrime Posted September 9, 2016 Share Posted September 9, 2016 AIan is not my secret crush, nor do I have a pillow with their picture on my bed, next to OverloadMcCute, Shir0, Benzin and theclinton Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
321agemo Posted September 9, 2016 Share Posted September 9, 2016 (edited) Noamuth been spreading her tentacles all over the forums. Its gotten to the point DE needed to kindly ask her to stop fondling staff members. Edited September 9, 2016 by 321agemo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MagPrime Posted September 9, 2016 Share Posted September 9, 2016 321agemo didn't pretended to be a Staff member in order to determine the validity of such stories. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
321agemo Posted September 9, 2016 Share Posted September 9, 2016 Noamuth promised me that she would never mention that incident again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan Posted September 9, 2016 Share Posted September 9, 2016 321agemo can't stop, can't stop the beat, wont stop, wont stop the beat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Plushy Posted September 9, 2016 Share Posted September 9, 2016 Alan's best attempt at air hockey involved 14 deaths, $30 million dollars worth of property damage, and self inflicted 3rd degree burns from losing so badly to a 9 year old. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
321agemo Posted September 9, 2016 Share Posted September 9, 2016 Plushy was that 9 year old. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Plushy Posted September 9, 2016 Share Posted September 9, 2016 Agemos was those 14 deaths. Each and every one of them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MaschinenGewehr1520 Posted September 9, 2016 Share Posted September 9, 2016 Plushy is actually very, very hard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hammerheathen Posted September 9, 2016 Share Posted September 9, 2016 MaschinenGewehr1520 is actually a a creature comprised mainly of non-newtonian fluid from the planet zemulon. He requires focused sound waves and fervor in order to interact with his keyboard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ninja234 Posted September 9, 2016 Share Posted September 9, 2016 Hammer isn't a heathen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Plushy Posted September 9, 2016 Share Posted September 9, 2016 Ninja isn't a dictator/tyrant/all around bad person Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ninja234 Posted September 9, 2016 Share Posted September 9, 2016 (edited) 3 minutes ago, Plushy said: Ninja isn't a dictator/tyrant/all around bad person HOW DARE YOU CHALLENGE MY IMMORTAL THRONE, I'M THE FATHER OF THE NINJAS PUT YOUR DADDY ON THE PHONE MAYBE SKYCOOK3Y CAN BEG ME FOR A TRUCE BECAUSE WHEN NINJA LETS LOOSE I'll PUT YOUR PLUSHY NECK IN A NOOSE. Plushy thinks i am a tyrannical tyrant that rules over all of the shoguns. Edited September 9, 2016 by ninja234 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1tsyB1tsyN1nj4 Posted September 9, 2016 Share Posted September 9, 2016 ninja actually isn't any of the above, but a small store clerk in the middle of Nebraska Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Plushy Posted September 10, 2016 Share Posted September 10, 2016 Itsy DREAMS of being a store clerk in the middle of Nebraska but Kentucky will also work. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
321agemo Posted September 10, 2016 Share Posted September 10, 2016 Plushy made sure Itsy worked in Kentucky so they could stalk him.... Forever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1tsyB1tsyN1nj4 Posted September 10, 2016 Share Posted September 10, 2016 And agemo was the one who got my position in Nebraska while Plushy stalks me through Kentucky Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BladeWielder65 Posted September 10, 2016 Share Posted September 10, 2016 1tsy leeches the creativity of anything in a 50ft radius. Plus they're an android that dreams of electric sheep. In kentucky. on rollerskates Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MaschinenGewehr1520 Posted September 10, 2016 Share Posted September 10, 2016 BladeWielder lives in an MMO Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BladeWielder65 Posted September 10, 2016 Share Posted September 10, 2016 MaschinenGewehr lives in a FPS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)TertulSee Posted September 10, 2016 Share Posted September 10, 2016 Planning to work with the illuminati. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BladeWielder65 Posted September 10, 2016 Share Posted September 10, 2016 Doesn't know i'm already in their inner circle. planning to eradicate the dolphins THEY KNOW TOO MUCH! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hammerheathen Posted September 10, 2016 Share Posted September 10, 2016 Had sauteed dolphin for lunch on tuesday. Was disappointed he didn't get to watch the prep. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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