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Fat_Nom heard of Warframe from a psychic coconut, after it climbed through his window and hid under the bed side lamp.

 

It spent two weeks projecting images of violent Space Ninja's into Fat_Nom's sleeping mind before dying.  To this day, Fat_Nom has no idea why the lamp sits crooked nor why their bedroom smells like the Caribbean.

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Mrpie5 is named what he is because he is the 5th in line of pies, current heir to the pie throne and lord of all pastry's.

 

 

the reason why he is the current pie king is because all 3 of his siblings were eaten.

 

john Pieson was the first. he died when he felt sick one night and poked his head out the window for some fresh air.

 

were he was promptly swarmed by seagulls that ate him.

 

merranda elizapie was the next. she died at her wedding when she was mistaken as the wedding cake and had a knife stuck in her.

 

 

and lastly Jacob James pie who had a rather hot bath one day and over cooked himself.

 

 

so if you ever see MrPie the 5th make sure you treat him with dignity and please don't eat him.

 

because if you do you will face the same charges as if you ate English monarchy, even if he is cherry flavored.

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