Dawn11715 Posted April 14, 2015 Share Posted April 14, 2015 Colvin, also known as SCP 19821 appears to be a giant blobfish likely 5 meters wide and long. He has the special ability to use his toungh to move arround if not contained in water. No physical contact has to be be made with him at any given time due to his extremely agressive behaviour. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colvin Posted April 14, 2015 Share Posted April 14, 2015 Despite all that Dawn11715 enjoys my tongue to the fullest and he didnt mind my agressive behavior under sheets either Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBrsrkr Posted April 14, 2015 Share Posted April 14, 2015 Colvin's tongue is really a Velociraptor Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MagPrime Posted April 14, 2015 Share Posted April 14, 2015 TheBrsrkr abstains from hallucinogenic substances. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OverlordMcGeek Posted April 14, 2015 Share Posted April 14, 2015 (edited) Noamuth is a pride pillar of her community. Edited April 14, 2015 by OverlordMcGeek Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MagPrime Posted April 14, 2015 Share Posted April 14, 2015 OverlordMcGeek is on good terms with the English language. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OverlordMcGeek Posted April 14, 2015 Share Posted April 14, 2015 Noamuth has a 51% stake in 10% of all strip clubs in North America. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MagPrime Posted April 14, 2015 Share Posted April 14, 2015 And OverlordMcGeek isn't jealous of it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OverlordMcGeek Posted April 14, 2015 Share Posted April 14, 2015 Noamuth loves me cuz I'm her ever so friendly competition. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MagPrime Posted April 14, 2015 Share Posted April 14, 2015 OverlordMcGeek is a worthy opponent. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OverlordMcGeek Posted April 14, 2015 Share Posted April 14, 2015 Noamuth is not currently in talks with me to become one of my strippers. She is too classy for that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MagPrime Posted April 14, 2015 Share Posted April 14, 2015 OverlordMcGeek is also in the process of talking to a lamp post, making pelvic thrusting gestures while demanding their money. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OverlordMcGeek Posted April 14, 2015 Share Posted April 14, 2015 Noamuth has not made explicit videos of herself involving clowns and house plants. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MagPrime Posted April 14, 2015 Share Posted April 14, 2015 OverlordMcGeek was last seen with a hand held camcorder, chasing people out of Home Depot's garden center, screaming "MONEY SHOT! GIVE ME THE MONEY SHOT!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dequire Posted April 14, 2015 Share Posted April 14, 2015 Noamuth is actually the crossbreed love child of Noah and Mothra. Yeah, the scientists who found out were just as confused. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OverlordMcGeek Posted April 14, 2015 Share Posted April 14, 2015 Dequire does not know how to make witty and thought provoking comments. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MagPrime Posted April 14, 2015 Share Posted April 14, 2015 OverlordMcGeek is accepting and respectful of other peoples fantasies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OverlordMcGeek Posted April 14, 2015 Share Posted April 14, 2015 Noamuth is exactly the same. She is expecting sainthood very soon from the vatican. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MagPrime Posted April 14, 2015 Share Posted April 14, 2015 OverlordMcGeek has a better chance at Sainthood than I. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OverlordMcGeek Posted April 14, 2015 Share Posted April 14, 2015 OverlordMcGeek has a better chance at Sainthood than I. How is that a lie?1 Noamuth feeds off of food like the rest of us not lies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grander.Alderman Posted April 14, 2015 Share Posted April 14, 2015 (edited) OverlordMcGeek's mom plays card games in hell. Edit: C-c-c-c-combo breaker! Edited April 14, 2015 by Grander.Alderman Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BenzinNinJa Posted April 14, 2015 Share Posted April 14, 2015 Grander.Alderman invented country music. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MagPrime Posted April 14, 2015 Share Posted April 14, 2015 BenzinNinJa recently took out a contract on Grander.Aldermans life believing them to be my Ham smuggling contact. Sadly, Grander.Alderman is innocent in this venture but no one found that out until it was too late. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheVerdict Posted April 14, 2015 Share Posted April 14, 2015 Noamuth has less than 10 active posts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OverlordMcGeek Posted April 14, 2015 Share Posted April 14, 2015 TheVerdict is very important to humanity. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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