Ibro156 Posted February 21, 2014 Share Posted February 21, 2014 Here my stupid joke: Trinity: hey Rhino Rhino: hi Trinity Trinity; I've got to ask you want in storage? Rhino: my hard working equipment! (now am just being stupid) Put any joke underneath the comment but not rude or nasty joke get me!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wkfire Posted February 21, 2014 Share Posted February 21, 2014 Not sure if the joke is stupid or I'm too stupid to get it :O Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IIJetfireII Posted February 21, 2014 Share Posted February 21, 2014 haha? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BenzinNinJa Posted February 21, 2014 Share Posted February 21, 2014 Just hung out with the boss on Earth.He's one Hek of a guy! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bones7056 Posted February 21, 2014 Share Posted February 21, 2014 Just hung out with the boss on Earth. He's one Hek of a guy! lame but 1+ lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shanicus Posted February 21, 2014 Share Posted February 21, 2014 Grineer 1: Hey, did you hear about the new hammer we're getting? It's got a Rocket in the back and everything! Grineer 2: You've Jat to be Kittag'n me... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1lusion Posted February 21, 2014 Share Posted February 21, 2014 Tenno #1: HURRY UP USE IRON SKIN BEFORE YOU GET STOMPED BY THE INFESTED Tenno #2: Nah, I'm already rock hard baby, and your the one i'm gonna be stomping later Dem WFpickupLines Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dalu__Ka Posted February 21, 2014 Share Posted February 21, 2014 The community. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SilentSleep Posted February 21, 2014 Share Posted February 21, 2014 Banshee. huehuehuehuehuehuehuehe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cyrionn Posted February 21, 2014 Share Posted February 21, 2014 "Lotus, what the hell is this alert mission. I'm at the location and there's nothing but a damn empty catwalk !" "Don't worry Tenno, your target is....... coming soon™..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Liminal Posted February 21, 2014 Share Posted February 21, 2014 - Knock Knock - Who's there? - It's the Grineer. - Knock Knock - Who's there? - The Stalker - What Stalker ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ground.Zero Posted February 21, 2014 Share Posted February 21, 2014 Legendary Cores. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SolidAcid Posted February 21, 2014 Share Posted February 21, 2014 (edited) volt: damn i think i just lost an electron.....saryn: you sure?volt: I'm positive! i know it's an fallout adaptation but still.... :P Edited February 21, 2014 by SolidAcid Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skynin Posted February 21, 2014 Share Posted February 21, 2014 - Knock Knock - Who's there? - It's the Grineer. - Knock Knock - Who's there? - The Stalker - What Stalker ? Pure gold. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshall Posted February 21, 2014 Share Posted February 21, 2014 URANUS INVASION Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Liminal Posted February 21, 2014 Share Posted February 21, 2014 URANUS INVASION Or even worse: infestation in Uranus. Oh god why.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blizt1998 Posted February 21, 2014 Share Posted February 21, 2014 "What time is it?" "It's Tenno clock!" or Crewman#1: We are under attack on Europa. I presume the current amount of units there isn't enough. Crewman#2: Yeah i guess we gotta send some moa. Crewman#1: You're fired... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshall Posted February 21, 2014 Share Posted February 21, 2014 STAFF MEMBER Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EpicD Posted February 21, 2014 Share Posted February 21, 2014 (edited) How DE patch things after an update Edited February 21, 2014 by EpicD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)A_Cry_For_Death Posted February 21, 2014 Share Posted February 21, 2014 I hate making jokes, so Ruk it. If your girlfriend tells you the road is slippery an hour after you got on the road, you just might be dating the Lotus. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)ToastyFairy01 Posted February 22, 2014 Share Posted February 22, 2014 Nova: Hey, Valkyr. Stop killing everything. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Komatoast Posted February 22, 2014 Share Posted February 22, 2014 - How many Grineer does it take to screw in a light bulb? All of them - What do you call a Corpus who works IT? Corpus Tech - Which Grineer is best at pacing themselves? Regulator - What do Tenno drink when they want to party? Zanuka - What transports injured Tenno to the hospital? The Ambulas What do you call a group of 11 horses? Bronco Prime - I dropped my Detron and it Burston the floor. - What weapon do Tenno fear using? Dread - How much does a Galatine weight? About a Gram Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Justin_Case001 Posted February 23, 2014 Share Posted February 23, 2014 - What do Tenno drink when they want to party? Alternate answer: Tenno Skooma. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BenzinNinJa Posted March 20, 2014 Share Posted March 20, 2014 I was gonna take my farming business to the void, but then I thought to myself "Naah, to Hek with it". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)delta_3802 Posted March 23, 2014 Share Posted March 23, 2014 Q: What do Tenno put around their pictures? A: Warframes Q: How do you make a good Warframe pun? A: you keep it Loki. (Granted the last one I got off of a Thor meme) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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