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Things I Have Learned From Farming Tranquil Cleave


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-Vey Hek seems to still think Circeo Toxin is a thing

-Tranquil cleave is a myth

-Blunderbuss

-Butchers are greedy sons of *@##$es

-Napalms are annoying

-Blunderbuss

-Tranquil Cleave doesn't exist

-Tranquil Cleave could be a great theme for a Direct TV commercial

"When you find Trainquil Cleave, your power goes out"

"When your power goes out, you get thirsty"

"When you get thirsty, you drink spoiled milk"

"When you drink spoiled milk, you get sick"

"Don't get sick from drinking spoiled milk"

 

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Farming is for plebs.

 

I got mine from Transmutation. What are you? Poor?

 

PLEB!

 

I did too.

The secret is.

don't leave it too long or they get to you.

there is something in the water

oh god no, please don't drink the water

There is no secrets, only lies and despair.

 

Also if you have a lot of money and a lot of rare cards to waste use them all getting stance mods. It's sort of worth it.

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I did too.

The secret is.

don't leave it too long or they get to you.

there is something in the water

oh god no, please don't drink the water

There is no secrets, only lies and despair.

 

Also if you have a lot of money and a lot of rare cards to waste use them all getting stance mods. It's sort of worth it.

 

I fused 4 rares today.

 

I got a Vitality mod.

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>Third time farming Cambria for Tranquil Cleave, already sick of it

>Mission 1.37 minutes in when I join

>First mod I pick up is Tranquil Cleave

>"Connection to the host has been lost"

>I pray to RNGesus when I open my mod selection

>Tranquil Cleave

 

Repent brothers! REPENT!! ACCEPT RNGESUS AS OUR ONE AND TRUE SAVIOR!! REPENT!! REPENT AND YOU WILL BE SAVED!!

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What I learned

-All you love is a lie

-If you don't have it, someone else does and will give it away at exuberant prices

-Tailwind

-Blunderbuss

-Happiness is gone

-No dreams only tears

-Tailwind

-DE is troll

-RNGesus is a jealous god (Helix is much more merciful)

-Blunderbuss

-Hallway Hero

-Tears

-Rage

-Frustration

-potato

-Tailwind

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-Tranquil cleave is a myth

-Tranquil Cleave doesn't exist

It sure seems like it, but it isn't. My friend and I (at different times) both managed to farm Tranquil Cleave for ourselves. He got it much sooner than I did, at least 2-3 days before me, but I was at it for HOURS and jeeze it was bad. Don't knock yourself out for it.

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You need to build a tower to heaven with the Tail Winds you collect. From there you meet RNG face to face in his physical form. When he hands Jesus his beer you need to present him with a formal challenge. You will then have a choice between one of two mod cards with their pictures obscured by ceremonial pink shorts. One is Tranquil Cleave. One is Primed Tail Wind.

 

Choose wisely.

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