Slorch Posted April 12, 2013 Share Posted April 12, 2013 basically do what the title says. for example if I wished that I did not have to go to school you would say something like "granted but since you did not go to school you are now a hobo living on the street.(this idea was taken from Eastfield Lodge over on nationstates which got it from Wilgrove... link to thread I will start.... I wish that all the guns were for free Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kroul Posted April 12, 2013 Share Posted April 12, 2013 basically do what the title says. for example if I wished that I did not have to go to school you would say something like "granted but since you did not go to school you are now a hobo living on the street. (this idea was taken from Eastfield Lodge over on nationstates which got it from Wilgrove... link to thread I will start.... I wish that all the guns were for free Granted, but they only fire neurodes that immediatly latch onto you I wish i had a stunlock immunity mod Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
guymanbrodude Posted April 12, 2013 Share Posted April 12, 2013 Granted, but it puts you in preemptive permanent stunlock. I want (please don't kill me...) PvP xD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KIll3RX15 Posted April 12, 2013 Share Posted April 12, 2013 Granted, but it puts you in preemptive permanent stunlock. I want (please don't kill me...) PvP xD Granted, But you die endlessly. i wish i had pie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bitfly Posted April 12, 2013 Share Posted April 12, 2013 (edited) Granted, but they only fire neurodes that immediatly latch onto you I wish i had a stunlock immunity mod Granted, but you will be permanently frozen. I wish the Tenno Reinforcements would arrive now ._. Edited April 12, 2013 by Bitfly Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slorch Posted April 12, 2013 Author Share Posted April 12, 2013 granted but the pie is poisoned and you die. I also wish for pvp with no bad things happing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kroul Posted April 12, 2013 Share Posted April 12, 2013 (edited) granted but the pie is poisoned and you die. I also wish for pvp with no bad things happing Granted it is the most amazing pvp you have ever experienced, but you loose all your pve gear and your health/shields in pve matches becomes 1/1 I wish for afro warframes Edited April 12, 2013 by Kroul Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KIll3RX15 Posted April 12, 2013 Share Posted April 12, 2013 Granted, but you will be permanently frozen. I wish the Tenno Reinforcements would arrive now ._. Granted, But you can't get the reinforcements and lose your account. i wish for ∞ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kroul Posted April 12, 2013 Share Posted April 12, 2013 (edited) Granted, But you can't get the reinforcements and lose your account. i wish for ∞ Granted buuuut, 6͗͊ͤ̆͠.̝͚͕͚.́.̥̉͌̾͞ ̶̤̦̥̙̹͐͒ ̻6͙̰̣͓̬̱̬ͩ̌6̡̯̝͚̳͎̝̱!̦̗͕̥̗ͨͯͅ ̹̿͂ͦ̀̚̕ ̭̌̃͐̅͜Ṱ̜ͮ͑ͩͮͪ́ͧH̀͗̈E͍̥̳͈͒̀̒ͬ̉ͭ̚ ͓̯̱͇̙̌ͪ̃ͪ̃N͔̠̬U̶̝̻̰ͯ̋̔̂M̮̼̯̹̋̒B̺͔͙̹̻ͫȄ̎͐̅͡ͅR̫͙̣̬̰̓ͅ ̃͗̕Ȏ̧̘͉̪̠͎̥̣͌ͫͧ̓ͬF͖̣̄̽̑ͤ̂̉͋͜ ̊̽̽̅̀̚T͔̺̗̔͛͛ͨ̍́H̼̘̺̺̭̺E̦̋ͣ͠ ͍̫͙̩̞͍͂ͣͩ̄̾̃B̯̲̙̝͂͌́͂E̤͕̩̫ͣ̚A̛͈̺͚̱ͩS̷̟̘̫̞̄͋͋ͦͩ̾T̴͈͖̮̲ ̬̪̈̋̿̐!̠̓̌̋ͭ͢ ̯̲͙ͬ͌̇ ̄͝ ͎̋H̪̹̫̟̠ͮͦE̫̰͎̭ͥ͒̐̋͒̿̓L̰͇̘̫̈́̌̾̓͟Lͯͥ͊̕,͈̦͇͌̈͛ͭ͋ͦ͟ ̷̹̹͉̘̓̽͆̏̈́ͫ̍A͋ͦ̏N̮̦̳̙̥͋̋̂ͨ̿͋̂D̷͖̘̫̂͋̇̐̓̆̇ ̟̋̒ͧͩF͔̹̋̊̀̉͒͠I̦͉͎͎̽̄ͤR̙͎̙̥͊ͤ̆ͣ̓ͅE̬̙̪̺̼̭̾͊̈́ͣ͐̚,̧͇͍ ̹͖̲ͧ̉ͨ͋I̛̤͈̥̍̈́͊̊̏͂S̢̳͉̼͖̝ͣ̉̌ ̥͍̘̙̠̾̈̆̋ͅG̬̖̃̔ͫ͝Oͥͣ̊̾ͫͬͭI̴ͪͯ͌̑͌̄N̸̫̝̙̣ͮ̅G̱̳͕ͯ͂ͦ̋ ̶̭͖̭͑ͯ̔͋̚T̻͇͚̝̬̃͐͑̾̚O̱͔̗̤ͮ̿͂̃̒ ̹̠̮̒͞Ḃ̢̰͍̦̲̹̲̰̎̓E͚͔̘͆̈̉̑͂̄́̚ ̛͖̤̤̳ͥT͇̟ͪ̾̅͑͑͟H͔̯̣̠ͮͬͅE̟̞̗̐͝ ͚̻̊̇̓ͫͣ̿L̲̝͈̣͛ͫ͒ͨ̔̕Ȅ̇ͨ͏̝̲̗̖̣̖ͅÀ̲̠͔̝ͅS͕̱̼̙̗̊̌ͣT͂҉͉̙͕ I wish for platinum potatoes that double the effects of golden potatoes Edited April 12, 2013 by Kroul Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KIll3RX15 Posted April 12, 2013 Share Posted April 12, 2013 Granted buuuut, 6͗͊ͤ̆͠.̝͚͕͚.́.̥̉͌̾͞ ̶̤̦̥̙̹͐͒ ̻6͙̰̣͓̬̱̬ͩ̌6̡̯̝͚̳͎̝̱!̦̗͕̥̗ͨͯͅ ̹̿͂ͦ̀̚̕ ̭̌̃͐̅͜Ṱ̜ͮ͑ͩͮͪ́ͧH̀͗̈E͍̥̳͈͒̀̒ͬ̉ͭ̚ ͓̯̱͇̙̌ͪ̃ͪ̃N͔̠̬U̶̝̻̰ͯ̋̔̂M̮̼̯̹̋̒B̺͔͙̹̻ͫȄ̎͐̅͡ͅR̫͙̣̬̰̓ͅ ̃͗̕Ȏ̧̘͉̪̠͎̥̣͌ͫͧ̓ͬF͖̣̄̽̑ͤ̂̉͋͜ ̊̽̽̅̀̚T͔̺̗̔͛͛ͨ̍́H̼̘̺̺̭̺E̦̋ͣ͠ ͍̫͙̩̞͍͂ͣͩ̄̾̃B̯̲̙̝͂͌́͂E̤͕̩̫ͣ̚A̛͈̺͚̱ͩS̷̟̘̫̞̄͋͋ͦͩ̾T̴͈͖̮̲ ̬̪̈̋̿̐!̠̓̌̋ͭ͢ ̯̲͙ͬ͌̇ ̄͝ ͎̋H̪̹̫̟̠ͮͦE̫̰͎̭ͥ͒̐̋͒̿̓L̰͇̘̫̈́̌̾̓͟Lͯͥ͊̕,͈̦͇͌̈͛ͭ͋ͦ͟ ̷̹̹͉̘̓̽͆̏̈́ͫ̍A͋ͦ̏N̮̦̳̙̥͋̋̂ͨ̿͋̂D̷͖̘̫̂͋̇̐̓̆̇ ̟̋̒ͧͩF͔̹̋̊̀̉͒͠I̦͉͎͎̽̄ͤR̙͎̙̥͊ͤ̆ͣ̓ͅE̬̙̪̺̼̭̾͊̈́ͣ͐̚,̧͇͍ ̹͖̲ͧ̉ͨ͋I̛̤͈̥̍̈́͊̊̏͂S̢̳͉̼͖̝ͣ̉̌ ̥͍̘̙̠̾̈̆̋ͅG̬̖̃̔ͫ͝Oͥͣ̊̾ͫͬͭI̴ͪͯ͌̑͌̄N̸̫̝̙̣ͮ̅G̱̳͕ͯ͂ͦ̋ ̶̭͖̭͑ͯ̔͋̚T̻͇͚̝̬̃͐͑̾̚O̱͔̗̤ͮ̿͂̃̒ ̹̠̮̒͞Ḃ̢̰͍̦̲̹̲̰̎̓E͚͔̘͆̈̉̑͂̄́̚ ̛͖̤̤̳ͥT͇̟ͪ̾̅͑͑͟H͔̯̣̠ͮͬͅE̟̞̗̐͝ ͚̻̊̇̓ͫͣ̿L̲̝͈̣͛ͫ͒ͨ̔̕Ȅ̇ͨ͏̝̲̗̖̣̖ͅÀ̲̠͔̝ͅS͕̱̼̙̗̊̌ͣT͂҉͉̙͕ I wish for platinum potatoes that double the effects of golden potatoes Granted, but all the potatoes are rotten an in fact cost you more than what they were worth. I wish for every 1 to die including me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kroul Posted April 12, 2013 Share Posted April 12, 2013 (edited) Granted, but all the potatoes are rotten an in fact cost you more than what they were worth. I wish for every 1 to die including me. Granted, but death is only the begining. Everyones soul gets resurrected into a tenno warframe of their choice exept you. Your soul however gets resurrected constantly into every single enemy to the tenno out there so you will endure an infinite (Your previous wish) cycle of death by tenno no matter how many tenno you manage to kill. i wish for invincible puppy dogs as pets for the tenno. Edited April 12, 2013 by Kroul Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BadlandsHyena Posted April 12, 2013 Share Posted April 12, 2013 (edited) Granted, but they become infected and turn on you. I wish all the best for the Lotus. Edited April 12, 2013 by BadlandsHyena Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KIll3RX15 Posted April 12, 2013 Share Posted April 12, 2013 Granted, but death is only the begining. Everyones soul gets resurrected into a tenno warframe of their choice exept you. Your soul however gets resurrected constantly into every single enemy to the tenno out there so you will endure an infinite (Your previous wish) cycle of death by tenno no matter how many tenno you manage to kill. i wish for invincible puppy dogs as pets for the tenno. Granted, But in the eyes of the puppies you are an ugly grineer thus forcing them to sick you an eat your soul. uhh eggs.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lactamid Posted April 12, 2013 Share Posted April 12, 2013 Granted, but they dryhump your legs just like nervos.I wish the warframes will never have crappy emotes or what ever they're called "/dance" and the like. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kroul Posted April 12, 2013 Share Posted April 12, 2013 (edited) Granted, but they dryhump your legs just like nervos. I wish the warframes will never have crappy emotes or what ever they're called "/dance" and the like. Granted but all enemys have those crappy emotes, they do them at random times but usually before you get the final hit on them and you are frozen and forced to watch them until they finish the animations. I wish for endless wishes Edited April 12, 2013 by Kroul Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KIll3RX15 Posted April 12, 2013 Share Posted April 12, 2013 Granted, but they dryhump your legs just like nervos. I wish the warframes will never have crappy emotes or what ever they're called "/dance" and the like. Granted, But Your character is doomed to do the carlton for eternity.>> Again Eggs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kroul Posted April 12, 2013 Share Posted April 12, 2013 Granted, But Your character is doomed to do the carlton for eternity.>> Again Eggs. Granted but you reek of rotten eggs even though the ones you receive are the best of the best but no one believes you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slorch Posted April 12, 2013 Author Share Posted April 12, 2013 wooooo ho oooooooooo this is working :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voidstalker Posted April 12, 2013 Share Posted April 12, 2013 Granted, but everything else you do will never work. I wish for an Orokin Catalyst/Reactor plushie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H3_Cupcake Posted April 13, 2013 Share Posted April 13, 2013 Granted, but releases deadly radiation, which nearly kills you. I wish that Adhesive would finally reopen the AUS Hawken servers so I don't have ridiculous ping whenever I play. PS: Hawken also has a game like this. Is this some coincidence, or-? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slorch Posted April 13, 2013 Author Share Posted April 13, 2013 read the op. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mbgunsling Posted April 13, 2013 Share Posted April 13, 2013 I wish to become dio brando. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amistyrja Posted April 13, 2013 Share Posted April 13, 2013 Granted, but you are slain by his daughter who stops time and throws knives in a maid costume. I wish to be able to prepare and serve food to others in Warframe, indiscriminate of Grineer, Tenno, Corpus or Infestation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yanga Posted April 13, 2013 Share Posted April 13, 2013 Granted, but you are slain by his daughter who stops time and throws knives in a maid costume. I wish to be able to prepare and serve food to others in Warframe, indiscriminate of Grineer, Tenno, Corpus or Infestation. Granted, but the food ended up poisoned by a Grineer and your company was sued I wish that this wish had no corrupted effect :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheSuperTaco Posted April 13, 2013 Share Posted April 13, 2013 granted. but stalker tends to ruin the fun, and then he kills you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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