Ghost333 Posted April 23, 2013 Share Posted April 23, 2013 Granted, but you don't get the Ability mods, and you never find a single Warframe mod again, and you accidentally sold all of your other warframes, without taking the mods off first. I wish for a secure bunker in a remote location that will collapse on top of me, or at least collapse and block the only way out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheDrunkenGungan Posted April 23, 2013 Share Posted April 23, 2013 ....Dat incorruptible wish... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DaoZa Posted April 23, 2013 Share Posted April 23, 2013 Granted, but there are spiders......on fire....that constantly try to show you mildly amusing videos on YouTube.....on kindles? I wish for the next's person wish to be corrupted. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SolluxCaptorTA Posted April 23, 2013 Share Posted April 23, 2013 Granted, but presumably poorly. I wish for Satan to rule the world forever. (Corrupt that. XP) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DaoZa Posted April 23, 2013 Share Posted April 23, 2013 Granted, but Satan rekindles his relationship with Hilter and they rule over the earth with a fashionable monarchy, with Hilter as his queen. Nah just kidding! Your in a unrecoverable coma and this is your brain's attempt to stabilize itself! I wish that lotus would give you mission details using a vuvuzela. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheSuperTaco Posted April 23, 2013 Share Posted April 23, 2013 Granted, but you barely understand her i wish there was a boss on europa Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaikelX Posted April 23, 2013 Share Posted April 23, 2013 Granted. Captain Vor makes a reappearance on Europa, with no boost whatsoever. I wish I wasn't bored. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chantoxxtreme Posted April 23, 2013 Share Posted April 23, 2013 You're not bored, but you're dead. I wish for a triceratops to ride in Warframe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doforcash Posted April 24, 2013 Share Posted April 24, 2013 Granted, but it's star mad and eat your head while u are not look i wish for a helmet for total control of the triceratops and i can summon 2 pet at once in a fight Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DaoZa Posted April 24, 2013 Share Posted April 24, 2013 Granted, you summon two puppies to fight some grinneer, Puppies use "Cute beady eyes"! It's super ineffective! Grineer use "Bullet Storm"! It's super effective! I wish for a superhero cow themed warframe with realistic milking action! Granted, but you barely understand herThat's the point Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amistyrja Posted April 24, 2013 Share Posted April 24, 2013 Granted. It starts by demonstrating the myriad ways it can realistically milk your body to an audience of intrigued but highly disturbed Tenno and an unamused Lotus. I wish for lunch breaks in-game. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FluffyBunnySlippers Posted April 24, 2013 Share Posted April 24, 2013 Granted, the infested enjoy their "surprised Tenno" sandwich. I wish I my dogs would stop trying to eat my slippers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dueler Posted April 24, 2013 Share Posted April 24, 2013 Granted, the infested enjoy their "surprised Tenno" sandwich. I wish I my dogs would stop trying to eat my slippers. Granted, but now you get uncontrollable urges to eat your slippers. I wish bacon will never be cooked too soggy or too crisp. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DaoZa Posted April 24, 2013 Share Posted April 24, 2013 Granted, but you stop eating bacon because you realize that bacon is for sycophants and products of incest. I wish Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bakaxy Posted April 24, 2013 Share Posted April 24, 2013 Granted, you fade into nothingness with nothing but a single needle stuck in pinkie and you can't remove it. I wish for a pack of wasabi flavoured gum. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheSuperTaco Posted April 24, 2013 Share Posted April 24, 2013 Granted, you then realise you don't like wasabi and you spit it out i wish to have a panda as a pet Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaikelX Posted April 24, 2013 Share Posted April 24, 2013 Granted. The panda then proceeds to maul you to death. I wish I had a warframe in real life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chantoxxtreme Posted April 24, 2013 Share Posted April 24, 2013 Granted, but your mom becomes the stalker and assassinates you while you are too busy jacking off I wish for Tenno to have households you can stroll around in (Excalibur Prime's being filled with *@##$es) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Herotos Posted April 24, 2013 Share Posted April 24, 2013 Granted but the house is filled with infected and every room is filled with laser traps. I wish for my Warframe game to UPDATE WITHOUT TROUBLE. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chantoxxtreme Posted April 24, 2013 Share Posted April 24, 2013 Granted, but you can't play the game (I think this is way too evil) I wish for a new, better, gaming laptop Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost333 Posted April 24, 2013 Share Posted April 24, 2013 Granted, but it gets a virus which erases everything on the hard-drive, except the virus itself.I wish for a nice glass of cyanide-laced scotch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doforcash Posted April 24, 2013 Share Posted April 24, 2013 granted, but (obviously) it got posion in it and u have the last sweet glass of cyanide-laced scotch for your life, have fun i wish i can do real life wall run as long as a lights warframe (Ash, Excabul, Loki...) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaikelX Posted April 25, 2013 Share Posted April 25, 2013 Granted. After trying it out, you botch the landing, and dash your brains out against the floor. I wish I could find the subbed version of Deltora Quest :( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beneth Posted April 25, 2013 Share Posted April 25, 2013 Granted but you have to adopt a homosexual gorrila i wish i had six fingers on each hands Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrazyCanadian24 Posted April 25, 2013 Share Posted April 25, 2013 Granted, but you can't control the extra fingers and they are on your palms, so they get in the way of EVERYTHING. I wish I had my peelz. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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