CrazyCanadian24 Posted April 30, 2013 Share Posted April 30, 2013 Granted, but Sly Cooper steals it. I wish for nothing but its okay because I've got a jaaaaaaaag. (I need to stop making this reference...) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amistyrja Posted April 30, 2013 Share Posted April 30, 2013 Granted but you do not have jag I wish for Lotus's hat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost333 Posted April 30, 2013 Share Posted April 30, 2013 Granted, but you now become the Lotus.I wish I had the ability to drive anyone insane with a click of my fingers. And I mean the dangerous kind of insanity. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bakaxy Posted April 30, 2013 Share Posted April 30, 2013 Granted, but in an accident you lose your hands. I wish to have a computer to compute all possible states of all particles in the universe and in the end I will be able to predict the future. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rickdiaz Posted April 30, 2013 Share Posted April 30, 2013 Granted, but the computer can't support crysis 3 I wish I'm a Saiyan :p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dansongier Posted April 30, 2013 Share Posted April 30, 2013 (edited) Granted, but the computer can't support crysis 3 I wish I'm a Saiyan :p Granted, But but Freiza is 10 seconds away from blowing up Planet Vegeta with you still on it. I wish I had psychic powers! Edited April 30, 2013 by Dansongier Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DaoZa Posted April 30, 2013 Share Posted April 30, 2013 Granted, but you can only read the minds of Deviant Art users. I wish for the next poster to have the life he/she always wanted. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrazyCanadian24 Posted April 30, 2013 Share Posted April 30, 2013 Granted, but they gamble it away. I wish for... uh... eh... ah... I CAN'T COME UP WITH ANYTHING D: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaikelX Posted April 30, 2013 Share Posted April 30, 2013 Granted. You loose the ability to ejaculate. I wish I was the wittiest person in the world. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kangarad Posted April 30, 2013 Share Posted April 30, 2013 Granted. Your now the only Person that ever Existed. I wish for a Warthog as transport vehicle for me in Warframe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost333 Posted May 1, 2013 Share Posted May 1, 2013 Granted, but you get shot by a rocket just as you get in it for the first time.I wish that I owned my own personal Magrider from Planetside 2. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrazyCanadian24 Posted May 1, 2013 Share Posted May 1, 2013 Granted, but a gunship shows up and pwns you. I wish I could actually keep the hill in this forum game: https://forums.warframe.com/index.php?/topic/29832-forum-game-my-hill/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rickdiaz Posted May 1, 2013 Share Posted May 1, 2013 Granted, but I just called Deadpool corps to claim it for me. So, it's mine now. I wish, Will smith back acting in that bel-air stuff Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrazyCanadian24 Posted May 1, 2013 Share Posted May 1, 2013 Granted, but the reboot sucks. I never asked for this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaikelX Posted May 2, 2013 Share Posted May 2, 2013 Granted. You get it anyways. I wish I didn't make so many accidental innuendos. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrazyCanadian24 Posted May 2, 2013 Share Posted May 2, 2013 Granted, all innuendos are now made on purpose. I wish I didn't summon Inglip. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doforcash Posted May 2, 2013 Share Posted May 2, 2013 granted,now he's summon you instead(have fun when u talking a shower) i wish i can get rife muti shot (been shot muti time by a rife ain't count this time :P) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrazyCanadian24 Posted May 2, 2013 Share Posted May 2, 2013 Granted, but instead of rifle multishot (which is what you ment) you get "rife muti shot" which is a parody of rifle multishot and blows hard. I wish I had some BACON. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaikelX Posted May 2, 2013 Share Posted May 2, 2013 Granted. You turn into a pig.I wish I had time to play League of Legends. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrazyCanadian24 Posted May 2, 2013 Share Posted May 2, 2013 Granted. You lose all skill in the game and all of your friends think you're a looser. I wish DE would release some lore for Warframe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaikelX Posted May 2, 2013 Share Posted May 2, 2013 Granted. Lore is updated weekly, and is all written by Stephanie Meyer. I wish I could go to sleep. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrazyCanadian24 Posted May 2, 2013 Share Posted May 2, 2013 (edited) Granted. Jeff the killer comes to you every night and tells you to go to sleep. I wish for a cup of KA-BOOM! Edited May 2, 2013 by CrazyCanadian24 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DaoZa Posted May 2, 2013 Share Posted May 2, 2013 Granted, all the stains in your body are gone till you die! Which, coincidently, happens to be now, idiot. I wish for a cardboard tube ninja sword. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrazyCanadian24 Posted May 2, 2013 Share Posted May 2, 2013 Granted, but since I have no idea what a "cardboard tube ninja sword" is, you get NOTHING! You LOSE! Good day sir! I wish the corpus would stop talking gibberish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ced23Ric Posted May 2, 2013 Share Posted May 2, 2013 Granted, they are now communicating in prose, taken from the discography of Justin Bieber. Same voice, too. I wish for a pocket of two hours every day where I can vanish and come back without any time passing outside of that pocket. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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