Cul513 Posted August 11, 2014 Share Posted August 11, 2014 Hello everyframe. Your kubrow rose and fell short of expectations? You disgusted that you need to let your kubrow to starve? Only now and only today you can radically change it for better!We present to you a product of combined tenno and grineer technologies. KUBRINDER! It is a high-tech, strong and easy to use device will change all your perceptions about life. No more waiting. No delays. no long agonizing days of waiting for a miracle. Life has never been so simple and uncomplicated. Easy to operate and does not require charging, working inexhaustible energy of argon crystals. This simple and elegant device will change your life! Let me tell you more how it works. It's easier as it gets. 0) Turn kubrinder on with gently pressing the blue button. 1) First you need to pick up kubrow you don't want. It may be a cub or an adult individual. 2) Then you need to put if carefully in to active part of the device. Right in a middle of working millstones. 3) Wait for just few seconds until characteristic noise disappear. 4) Open the hatch and get you freshly grinded rubedo piaces. It is simple. It is genius. It is your first step for you dream! And that's not all! Order your Kubrinder now and you'll get your exclusive multi-task cleaning tools for your ship with manufacturer's logo. Don't miss your chance! These products are brought to you by Lotus Warp Alliance. "Source of prosperity and stability for those who will embrace their desires/" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angius Posted August 11, 2014 Share Posted August 11, 2014 We need this Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Himari- Posted August 11, 2014 Share Posted August 11, 2014 I um... I... Alright... Alright. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SquirmyBurrito Posted August 11, 2014 Share Posted August 11, 2014 I lol'd Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nervara Posted August 11, 2014 Share Posted August 11, 2014 YES! YES! YES! Anything to get rid of these ugly Kubrows of mine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MonsieurZero Posted August 11, 2014 Share Posted August 11, 2014 Shut up and take my platinum! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zardbooster Posted August 11, 2014 Share Posted August 11, 2014 I'll take one, I'm really gonna need that bucket as well Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
knightNeet33 Posted August 11, 2014 Share Posted August 11, 2014 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lqn8r Posted August 11, 2014 Share Posted August 11, 2014 This is the only type of grinding that I won't be sad about DE adding. Just makes sure the Tenno for the Ethical Treament of Kubrows (TETK) don't destroy this concept. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.Zeva Posted August 11, 2014 Share Posted August 11, 2014 Billy Mays here! Jkjk, that was awesome. Love the visuals. ? I wouldn't mind also seeing the Ability to dump them on earth and maybe de can work a way to make feral Kubrow look like some of the dumped ones with color and pattern marks only darkened? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yuikami Posted August 11, 2014 Share Posted August 11, 2014 I just died LOL!! emergerd all those Kubrow looks ahahhaha!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WetAedeagus Posted August 11, 2014 Share Posted August 11, 2014 Have my babies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Argon Posted August 11, 2014 Share Posted August 11, 2014 This is just... so wrong... and I like this way to much. Yui's right, the kubrows look hillarious. Awesome. :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrashSpider Posted August 11, 2014 Share Posted August 11, 2014 You might want to hire this Corpus to clean things up afterwards... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brontolith Posted August 11, 2014 Share Posted August 11, 2014 I'd like to place an order. Whats the toll free number to call? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acezero Posted August 11, 2014 Share Posted August 11, 2014 (edited) wut Edited August 11, 2014 by acezero Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Somedude1000 Posted August 11, 2014 Share Posted August 11, 2014 Can we recycle that material to build stabilisers? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shadowman1623 Posted August 11, 2014 Share Posted August 11, 2014 You might want to hire this Corpus to clean things up afterwards... XD i think we found a Jon prodman family member Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nyctoos Posted August 11, 2014 Share Posted August 11, 2014 How about an option to set it free in the wild on Earth? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zork9900 Posted August 11, 2014 Share Posted August 11, 2014 Hello everyframe. Your kubrow rose and fell short of expectations? You disgusted that you need to let your kubrow to starve? Only now and only today you can radically change it for better! We present to you a product of combined tenno and grineer technologies. KUBRINDER! It is a high-tech, strong and easy to use device will change all your perceptions about life. No more waiting. No delays. no long agonizing days of waiting for a miracle. Life has never been so simple and uncomplicated. Easy to operate and does not require charging, working inexhaustible energy of argon crystals. This simple and elegant device will change your life! Let me tell you more how it works. It's easier as it gets. 0) Turn kubrinder on with gently pressing the blue button. 1) First you need to pick up kubrow you don't want. It may be a cub or an adult individual. 2) Then you need to put if carefully in to active part of the device. Right in a middle of working millstones. 3) Wait for just few seconds until characteristic noise disappear. 4) Open the hatch and get you freshly grinded rubedo piaces. It is simple. It is genius. It is your first step for you dream! And that's not all! Order your Kubrinder now and you'll get your exclusive multi-task cleaning tools for your ship with manufacturer's logo. Don't miss your chance! These products are brought to you by Lotus Warp Alliance. "Source of prosperity and stability for those who will embrace their desires/" It's funny but at the same time i wanna kill you and your a horrible person. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brandr_ Posted August 12, 2014 Share Posted August 12, 2014 Alright, how much? Does it dispense anything other than rebudeo? I have plenty of it, is there a feature that turns them into sausages? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Aozora- Posted August 12, 2014 Share Posted August 12, 2014 PETA will sue you for this digital animal abuse Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cul513 Posted August 12, 2014 Author Share Posted August 12, 2014 If you can not do something smart, do something right. And if you can't do even that, then do everything as wrong as you can. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mama_Sasha Posted August 12, 2014 Share Posted August 12, 2014 I gotta be honest, this just made me sad :( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BenzinNinJa Posted August 12, 2014 Share Posted August 12, 2014 I love it! I want two, just in case the first one breaks down. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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