RawGritz Posted April 26, 2013 Share Posted April 26, 2013 (edited) C.O.N.S.P.I.R.I.N.G. Of all the things she knows and tells us... Why you no speak up when I get jumped by the Stalker? The Lotus is suspiciously silent when he attacks. Even after his several warnings and taunts, she says nothing. EVIL! Edited April 26, 2013 by RawGritz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Feindfeuer Posted April 26, 2013 Share Posted April 26, 2013 She calls him to put you down every time you complain about her changing the mission objectives. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OriKlein Posted April 26, 2013 Share Posted April 26, 2013 There is no such thing as "stalker". What are you talking about? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RawGritz Posted April 26, 2013 Author Share Posted April 26, 2013 She calls him to put you down every time you complain about her changing the mission objectives. Oh crap. I was just complaining. But I'm not in game. I'm on the toilet, and without my Hek! Crikey! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Archistopheles Posted April 26, 2013 Share Posted April 26, 2013 I still think it's a member of DE randomly hopping in games. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sambarpowder Posted April 26, 2013 Share Posted April 26, 2013 Actually, the Lotus is the stalker. She just wakes up and tries to kill you, it's up to you to tranq. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crimduval Posted April 26, 2013 Share Posted April 26, 2013 There is no Stalker. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OriKlein Posted April 26, 2013 Share Posted April 26, 2013 Would it not be better fitting the song theme as "C.O.N.S.P.I.R.I.N.G."? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGreyGuardian Posted April 26, 2013 Share Posted April 26, 2013 It's not their fault that they both love cats. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SocknBoppers Posted April 26, 2013 Share Posted April 26, 2013 There is no such thing as "stalker". What are you talking about? Look, can we just be serious for a moment? The stalker obviously exists don't be stu- ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RawGritz Posted April 26, 2013 Author Share Posted April 26, 2013 I still think it's a member of DE randomly hopping in games. If that's the case, they are horrible at their own game and don't know how to use the jump button. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RawGritz Posted April 26, 2013 Author Share Posted April 26, 2013 Look, can we just be serious for a moment? The stalker obviously exists don't be stu- ... Gotta admit every time I hear someone, especially DE utter that for the 100th time I want to go all "Tiny Tina" on someone Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RawGritz Posted April 26, 2013 Author Share Posted April 26, 2013 Would it not be better fitting the song theme as "C.O.N.S.P.I.R.I.N.G."? Touche Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Katakuna Posted April 26, 2013 Share Posted April 26, 2013 She can't warn you about hallucinations. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mhd995 Posted April 26, 2013 Share Posted April 26, 2013 She can't warn you about hallucinations. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gestalt Posted April 26, 2013 Share Posted April 26, 2013 She calls him to put you down every time you complain about her changing the mission objectives. ... there's a flip side to that coin. What if she does get us boxed in, and we gotta put her down? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yorinar Posted April 26, 2013 Share Posted April 26, 2013 I still think the Lotus is a rogue "Sentient" - the enemies that the Orokin created the Infested to fight - trying to get the Tenno to reopen the Outer Terminus gate. Stalker is actually trying to save the universe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ELREYULTIMO Posted April 26, 2013 Share Posted April 26, 2013 Oh crap. I was just complaining. But I'm not in game. I'm on the toilet, and without my Hek! Crikey! *Lights start flickering* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RawGritz Posted April 26, 2013 Author Share Posted April 26, 2013 *Lights start flickering* Exactly! thought it was just our faulty wiring. And a fresh light bulb won't even give him a good skin burn. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pisirk Posted April 26, 2013 Share Posted April 26, 2013 Tenno, the Stalker is your father. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Valkyrie9001 Posted April 26, 2013 Share Posted April 26, 2013 The stalker is a rogue. He's satan's proxy cloaked in shadows. Like Lotus would know. I'm stoned, so don't pay attention to me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Afroman12 Posted April 26, 2013 Share Posted April 26, 2013 (edited) C.O.N.S.P.I.R.I.N.G. Of all the things she knows and tells us... Why you no speak up when I get jumped by the Stalker? The Lotus is suspiciously silent when he attacks. Even after his several warnings and taunts, she says nothing. EVIL! You're just now figuring out Lotus is Evil? I mean cmon Lotus gives safty instructions and what not to the Grineer ships... and for some reason the Corpus ones as well. They both also have similar ships. Edited April 26, 2013 by BakaGamer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RawGritz Posted April 26, 2013 Author Share Posted April 26, 2013 Tenno, the Stalker is your father. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gestalt Posted April 27, 2013 Share Posted April 27, 2013 Tenno, the Stalker is your father. I fixed it for ya :3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kill-it-kid Posted April 27, 2013 Share Posted April 27, 2013 I fixed it for ya :3 http://nooooooooooooooo.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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