Dex_Excalibur Posted December 10, 2014 Share Posted December 10, 2014 'To the tune of Bobby helm's jingle bell rock' Love the smell of shotgun shells of my newly made Brakk, Hornet strike fusing and barrel defusing. Shooting and looting is a ton of fun, Now the double xp booster's begun. Love the sound of the awfully round, Gammacor beam. Sitting on my arm, and doing tons of harm. The DPS is low but, guy don't you see? It was the perfect Christmas gift for me! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KillerSiri Posted December 10, 2014 Share Posted December 10, 2014 Frost the Ice Warframe (Frosty the Snowman) Frost the ice warframe, had a cold heart made of snow, With a scindo axe and a boltor on his back, and two broncos trimmed with gold, Frost the ice warframe, is a great warframe, they say. He isn't snow, the grineer know he will freeze them anyway. He must have been lonely within that cryopod they found, For when the lotus opened it, he began to run around! Oh, Frost, the ice warframe, was freed from his sleep; and the grineer say he got away from their squadron that one week. Bangity bang, boom, bangity bang, boom, the lancers quickly froze. Bangity bang, boom, bangity bang, boom, shattered into bits of snow! Frost the ice warframe, knew the Ignis fired fire, He would have said, "Aw crap I'm dead. I'd better get away" Out of the chamber, with his scindo in his grasp, Running here and there, ice flew everywhere, Stopping grineer in their tracks. He ran towards the extraction point, his charge could not be stopped; He paused for but a moment when he heard them say "Tenno Skoom!" For Frost, the ice warframe, had to fly far away, So he boarded his liset and told Ordis to set systems for running away! Frosty The Snowman lyrics: http://www.41051.com/xmaslyrics/frosty.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jopos15 Posted December 10, 2014 Share Posted December 10, 2014 (edited) twelve days of warframe on the first day of warframe, De gave to me a friend that came online on the second day of warframe, the void gave to me two bo prime and a friend that came online on the third day of warframe, sargas ruk gave to me three greedy milk two bo prime and a friend that came online on the fourth day of warframe, stalker gave to me four hate's three greedy milk two bo prime and a friend that came online on the fifth day of warframe, pink shorts gave to me five Kubro's four hate's three greedy milk two bo prime and a friend that came online on the sixth day of warframe. lotus gave to me, six messages five Kubro's four hate's three greedy milk two bo prime and a friend that came online on the seventh day of warframe, my clan gave to me seven researches six messages five Kubro's four hate's three greedy milk two bo prime and a friend that came online on the eight day of warframe, my kubrow gave to me eight gallium seven researches six messages five Kubro's four hate's three greedy milk two bo prime and a friend that came online on the ninth day of warframe the region gave to me nine locations eight gallium seven researches six messages five Kubro's four hate's three greedy milk two bo prime and a friend that came online on the tenth day of warframe, my friend gave to me ten fusion cores nine locations eight gallium seven researches six messages five Kubro's four hate's three greedy milk two bo prime and a friend that came online on the eleventh day of warframe, my internet gave to me eleven lost connection ten fusion cores nine locations eight gallium seven researches six messages five Kubro's four hate's three greedy milk two bo prime and a friend that came online on the twelfth day of warframe, ordis gave to me twelve migraines eleven lost connection ten fusion cores nine locations eight gallium seven researches six messages five Kubro's four hate's three greedy milk two bo prime and a friend that came online Edited December 10, 2014 by jopos15 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RAGEXXX Posted December 10, 2014 Share Posted December 10, 2014 Dashing through the jungleIn a one kubrow open sleighO'er the fields we goBiting all the waymistletoes on bob tails hangMaking kubrows cryWhat fun it is to slice and diceA fuzzy kubrow tonight http://www.lyricsmania.com/jinglebellslyrics.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ebondevil Posted December 10, 2014 Share Posted December 10, 2014 (edited) My Entry, I've even tried to incorporate Lore *Gasp!* Silent Void, Orokin void All is calm, all is bright Round yon lotus, tenno and blade Holy frame, forged in war Fight for balance and peace, Fight for balance and peace. Silent Void, Orokin void Son of science, technologies light Furious burns from thy rejected form With the dawn of desperation make, Tenno, cursed at thy birthTenno, cursed at thy birth. Silent Void, Orokin void Sentients quake, at the sight. Honour streams from Emperors above Orokin, praise with saviour's silk. Tenno the Warrior is born, Tenno the Warrior is born. Edited December 10, 2014 by Ebondevil Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LordOfJelly Posted December 10, 2014 Share Posted December 10, 2014 You better watch outYou better not shootYou better look down or you might freaking drownHydroid clause is coming to town!He's making a pool, drowning Grineer, gonna find who drowns really fastHydroid clause is coming to town!He sees you when you're guarding, he knows when you are dead, he knows how long it will take for you to drown so you might have to hold your breath!O! You better watch out!You better not shoot I'm telling you whyHydroid clause is coming to town!Hydroid clause is coming to town! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)Rowie2002 Posted December 10, 2014 Share Posted December 10, 2014 Oh i wish i coul trade with the corpas everyday parody of i wish it could be Christmas everyday When the Corpas give you stuff You better take it with open arms Or they'll shoot off your head Then you'll dead And have to restart Oh I wish i could trade with the Corpas everyday. I could use their plasma guns to blast the grineer away. Oh I wish i could trade with the Corpas everyday. Now lets go trade with the Corpas YAY When your being chased by zanuka You better run really far It will catch up to you And take your arms Alad will start cheering As you he tats squeezing Off your arms Oh I wish i could trade with the Corpas everyday. I could use their plasma guns to blast the grineer away. Oh I wish i could trade with the Corpas everyday. Now lets go trade with the Corpas YAY When the alarms sound When the alarms sound You better stop running around The lotus will tell you to fight and stay You better do what she says Or you'll end up dead anyway. Oh I wish i could trade with the Corpas everyday. I could use their plasma guns to blast the grineer away. Oh I wish i could trade with the Corpas everyday. Now lets go trade with the Corpas YAY Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RadioactiveCammel Posted December 10, 2014 Share Posted December 10, 2014 dashing through the snow, in a high tech powered frame, through the horde we go, slashing all the way blood on stained steel blades, widespread causing fear, what fun it is to hack and sing, a slaying song tonight, oh hack and slash hack and slash this AI is S#&$ oh what fun it is to chase a lancer's rolling head shoot and roll shoot and roll this boss fight is hard why did i use my last revive on that tiny mob? a day or two ago, update 14 came, flying men in space? this I've got to see! holy s**t this sword, is bigger than my dude, and this f***ing gun, my life is now complete! oh spray and pray spray and pray this is so easy oh what fun it is to fly on a trench run map, fap! jingle bells my kubrow smells DNA integrity 0% oh what fun it is to own a ball of misshapen hair (and teeth) thank you ladies and gentleman, you've been a wonderful audience Adieu Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jopos15 Posted December 10, 2014 Share Posted December 10, 2014 Wow you have alot hate's xD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Obliteratus Posted December 10, 2014 Share Posted December 10, 2014 Jingle Bells Warframe remixDashing through the voidIn a one Liset open sleighO'er derelicts we goLaughing all the wayPrimes on bob tails ringMaking Tenno brightWhat fun it is to laugh and singA Lotus song tonightOh, jingle Primes, jingle PrimesJingle all the wayOh, what fun it is to rideIn a one Liset open flightJingle Primes, jingle PrimesJingle all the wayOh, what fun it is to rideIn a one Liset open flight Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustWrite Posted December 10, 2014 Share Posted December 10, 2014 (edited) original song: On the 1st Day of Christmas my Lotus Gave to me: A Kill from My Mighty Galatine On the second day of christmas my Lotus gave to me: 2 Corpus seize and a Kill from My Mighty Galatine... On the 3rd day of christmas my Lotus gave to me 3 phorids, 2 Corpus seize and a Kill from my Mighty Galatine On the 4th day of christmas my lotus gave to me 4 Hyena Pack, 3 pho..rids, 2 Corpus seize and a Kill from My Mighty Galatine On the 5th Day of Christmas my christmas my lotus Gave to me 5 OS....PREYS...... 4 hyena pack, 3 pho..rids, 2 Corpus seize, And a Kill from My Mighty Galatine On the 6th day of christmas my lotus gave to me 6 Leapers leaping, 5 OS....PREYS...... 4 hyena pack, 3 Pho..rids , 2 Corpus seize, And a Kill from My Mighty Galatine On the 7th day of christmas my lotus gave to me 7 corpus shooting, 6 Leapers leaping, 5 OS....PREYS...... 4 hyena pack, 3 pho..rids , 2 Corpus seize, And a Kill from My Mighty Galatine On the 8th day of christmas my lotus gave to me 8 stalker huntings, 7 corpus shooting, 6 Leapers leaping, 5 OS....PREYS...... 4 hyena pack, 3 pho..rids , 2 Corpus seize, And a Kill from My Mighty Galatine... Ont the 9th day of Christmas My Lotus gave to me 9 Rhino Stomping, 8 stalker huntings, 7 Corpus Shooting, 6 Leapers leaping, 5 OS....PREYS...... 4 hyena pack, 3 pho..rids , 2 Corpus seize, And a Kill from My Mighty Galatine... On the 10th Day of christmas My Lotus Gave to me 10 Broods-A-Spawning, 9 Rhino Stomping, 8 stalker huntings, 7 Corpus Shooting, 6 Leapers leaping, 5 OS....PREYS...... 4 hyena pack, 3 pho..rids , 2 Corpus seize, And a Kill from My Mighty Galatine... On the 11th Day of Christmas My Lotus Gave to me 11 Kubrow dying, 10 Broods-A-Spawning, 9 Rhino Stomping, 8 stalker huntings, 7 Corpus Shooting, 6 Leapers leaping, 5 OS....PREYS...... 4 hyena pack, 3 pho..rids , 2 Corpus seize, And a Kill from My Mighty Galatine... On the 12th day of Christmas my Lotus gave to me 12 hundred platinum, 11 Kubrow dying, 10 Broods-A-Spawning, 9 Rhino Stomping, 8 stalker huntings, 7 Corpus Shooting, 6 Leapers leaping, 5 OS....PREYS...... 4 hyena pack, 3 pho..rids , 2 Corpus seize, And a Kill from My Mighty Galatine... Edited December 10, 2014 by JustWrite Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustWrite Posted December 10, 2014 Share Posted December 10, 2014 dashing through the snow, in a high tech powered frame, through the horde we go, slashing all the way blood on stained steel blades, widespread causing fear, what fun it is to hack and sing, a slaying song tonight, oh hack and slash hack and slash this AI is S#&$ oh what fun it is to chase a lancer's rolling head shoot and roll shoot and roll this boss fight is hard why did i use my last revive on that tiny mob? a day or two ago, update 14 came, flying men in space? this I've got to see! holy s**t this sword, is bigger than my dude, and this f***ing gun, my life is now complete! oh spray and pray spray and pray this is so easy oh what fun it is to fly on a trench run map, fap! jingle bells my kubrow smells DNA integrity 0% oh what fun it is to own a ball of misshapen hair (and teeth) thank you ladies and gentleman, you've been a wonderful audience Adieu Funny as S#&$...lmaoooo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hikuno Posted December 10, 2014 Share Posted December 10, 2014 This was a very fun thing to do, I don't usually do contests, but hey why not XD. I hope this one is good have some good holidays everyone. Oh! And happy hunting! =) Original Song: (Holly Jolly Christmas) Holly Jolly Warmas: Have a holly, jolly Warmas; It's the best time of the year I don't know if there'll be blood but have a cup of grineer Have a holly, jolly Warmas; And when you walk into the void Say goodbye to friends you know and everyone you meet Oh ho the general's head hung where all can see; Somebody waits for you; murder him once for me Have a holly jolly Warmas and in case you didn't hear Oh by golly have a holly jolly Warmas this year Have a holly, jolly Warmas; And when you walk into the void Say goodbye to friends you know and everyone you meet Oh ho the general's head hung where all can see; Somebody waits for you; murder him once for me Have a holly jolly warmas and in case you didn't hear Oh by golly have a holly jolly Warmas this year! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DotBeta Posted December 11, 2014 Share Posted December 11, 2014 Tenno Wonderland Lotus speaks, Are you listening In the hub, Primes a glistening That beautiful sound, Alerts all around Taxi in a Tenno’s wonderland Gone away, is the old frame Say hooray, to a new frame Prime Access is here, spreading it’s cheer Paycheck funded tenno wonderland In the foundry we can build a big gun Paying for another weapon slot. Going for some T4 in the void now Should have brought a higher level gun :( Alad V is a meanie Lefantis looks like a mantis Give em the boot, parts are their loot. Farming in a Tenno wonderland In the dojo we can build a snowman And we’ll leave him there all winter long We'll have lots of fun with Mr. Snowman Until Ember melts him all away. There is ice, ain't it crippling Check your shields, they’re half missin’ We'll frolic and play, the frost primey way Snow Globes in a tenno wonderland A beautiful sight From Liset Tonight Living in a tenno wonderland Taxis in a tenno wonderland Farming in a tenno wonderland Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pelcalft19 Posted December 11, 2014 Share Posted December 11, 2014 (edited) http://youtu.be/veiTdx8EELk Vamos cantemos Somos warframes Siete Sobre el mismo mar Siente al latir de pulso Solo Un Llego Navidad Fuerte pelea dunas de arena y la soledad Sobre loto descansa el amor futuro y paz de asta mercurio europa llego la navidad Por La colmena se tasara Que rumbo de la ONU pro tejera a los guerreros Que Luchen Por Nuestra buena paz agarra el syandana y ben ONU en brindar Esta Navidad Vamos cantemos Somos warframes Siete Sobre el mismo mar Siente al latir de pulso Solo Un Llego Navidad Javo las lavas de júpiter ay Un buen guerrero Parr llevarlo con su familia Una navidad en su latir canta mi voz guiándolo Un buen rumbo de la ONU de batalla Donde solo importa la amistad Con Los aliados se ara verdad la magia Que Soñe Vamos cantemos Somos warframes Siete Sobre el mismo mar Siente al latir de pulso Solo Un Llego Navidad Esperando a los aliados el alma guerrera buen y ponche ONU y Posada CALIDA les Espera pues llego la navidad descansar pecado asta Que mi Hermanos y hermanas Disfruten la navidad Vamos cantemos Somos warframes Siete Sobre el mismo mar Siente al latir de pulso Solo Un Llego Navidad Elige tu llave y se forjara el rumbo Que Nos Llevara un Parr Casa Nuestra Navidad Vamos cantemos Somos warframes Siete Sobre el mismo mar Siente al latir de pulso Solo Un llego navidaaaaadddd Edited December 11, 2014 by pelcalft19 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GoMaki Posted December 11, 2014 Share Posted December 11, 2014 http://www.jingle-bells-lyrics.com/ Sliding down the snow With my kubrow by my side, To the boss we go Making sure to hide There could be Grineer, Maybe some Corpus crews, Infested might be near, My abilities I must use, OH Tesla balls, Tesla balls, Sparking all the way Oh what fun it is to watch All my enemies go get shocked, hey! Tesla balls, Tesla balls, Sparking all the way Oh what fun it is to watch All my enemies go get shocked, yay! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)D_Win16 Posted December 11, 2014 Share Posted December 11, 2014 Dashing to extract. While life supports all out. I'm out of revives. My kubrow hurt her snout. My credits are real tight. And I'm about to trip. If nothing's inside the inbox it means you got no gift OOHH Jingle bells Vors breath smells All the way from the void. We do vault runs Cause they're lots of fun While I spaz out with my gun Vaaaay Hek Is mean A fighting machine The Tenno don't get along. I made this hymn to win platinum And I hope you sing along.. Jingle Bells- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jinkaza Posted December 11, 2014 Share Posted December 11, 2014 I hope they make an album of the top 20 songs. that would be funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PeaceKeeper405 Posted December 11, 2014 Share Posted December 11, 2014 As we huddle around the Dojo fireplace, sipping warm Greedy Milk, we start to feel a little festive spirit rising! This joyous month isn’t befitting without some tunes to wake up our Solar System in celebration. Dust off the old caroling books and swap it for a Warframe melody! How to enter: Rewrite a classic holiday carol/song and post it in this thread for judging. Need an example? Dashing through the snow In a one-Kubrow open sleigh O’er the Corpus Outpost we go Headshooting all the way http://www.jingle-bells-lyrics.com/ Rules: One submission per user. Original song must be related to the holiday season. The entire song doesn’t need to be rewritten. You can pick parts of the song (chorus, hook, intro, etc) to rewrite. Please also include a link to the original holiday song. Rewritten lyrics must be Warframe related and appropriate for the Forums. Rewritten lyrics can be in your native language. Do NOT reserve posts in this thread. Prizes: Winners will be selected based on creativity and ability to stay within the festive theme. Top 3 winners will win 1000 Platinum each, AND have their tune sung by your Prime Time hosts! This contest starts December 5th until December 11th at 1 PM EST! Let’s get in the festive mood, Tenno! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PeaceKeeper405 Posted December 11, 2014 Share Posted December 11, 2014 Dashing through the sky in a one passenger ship over the void we go flying all the way bells on kubrow ring making the universe bright what fun it is to fly,fight and play this song tonight oh orokin cells, orokin cells.orokin all the way oh what fun it is to fly and fight in a one passenger ship a ship or two ago I thought I take a flight and soon miss Trinity Light was flying by my side the ship went up,down and all round misfortune seized are ship we got into a draft bank and then we got in a fight oh orokin cells, orokin cells orokin all the way oh what fun it is to fly and fight in a one passenger ship orokin cells orokin cells orokin all the way oh what fun it is to fly and fight in a one passenger ship yeah orokin cells orokin cells orokin all the way oh what fun it is to fly and fight in a one passenger ship Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaotyke Posted December 11, 2014 Share Posted December 11, 2014 (edited) RNG, RNGWhy do you this to me?Oh, what fun it is to farm?In a rush to extractTennos and TennasI give you the scraficial catRNG DomainDashing through the voidIn a coptering flightO'er the farm we goCrying all the wayBells on Valkyr's tail ringMaking spirits try againWhat fun it is to farm?I give you the scraficial catRNG, RNGWhy do you this to me?Oh, what fun it is to farm?In a rush to extractRNG, RNGWhy do you this to me?Oh, what fun it is to farm?In a rush to extractLet me hear you sayHo Ho Ho Damnit!Dashing through the snowIn a one horse open sleighO'er the fields we goLaughing all the wayBells on Valkyr's tails ringMaking spirits try againWhat fun it is to farm?I give you the scraficial catEverybody's cursingDashing through the voidIn a coptering flightO'er the farm we goCrying all the wayDashing through the voidIn a coptering flightO'er the farm we goCrying all the wayLet me hear you sayHo Ho Ho Damnit!RNG Domain Edited December 11, 2014 by Kao-Snake Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)hulk4th Posted December 11, 2014 Share Posted December 11, 2014 Oh Lotus please Oh lotus please Give me some more tower keys Oh kubrow please Oh kubrow please Dont run away from grustag three Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ToolboxMotley Posted December 11, 2014 Share Posted December 11, 2014 (edited) Carol of the Hells (of Survival missions) Original song (Carol of the Bells): ---------- Start the alarmDon't come to harmFirst capsule placedNow starts the raceAdds in the hallIgnore them allDon't make a fussThey'll come to usTick tock tick tockWatching the clockRotation CThat's when we'll fleeNo baddies yetBut we'll be setWhen they all spawnAnd come alongThere, in the hallHold fire, allLet them come inNOW we beginLet loose your powerNekros will scourLife support packs'Til we're on trackVery very very very close nowVery very very very close nowLife support lowLotus, we knowNo packs will dropThis run's a flopWait, one appearsPlacate your fearsGet some more killsAnd the bar fillsKeep pressing onHope isn't goneNext room in lineThink we'll be fineTick tock tick tockWatching the clockFilling with gleeWe'll win, you'll seeWe're halfway thereDespite the scareHold out a bitDon't have a fitOne ally fellNot doing wellLet them bleed outStick to the routeWe all must striveTo stay aliveOne minute moreGet through the doorVery very very very close nowVery very very very close nowNow we extractWarframes intactGood going, menLet's go again ---------- The middle point ("this run's a flop") can serve as a suitable ending on its own, as well, but I wanted to fill the whole song anyway. XD Edited December 11, 2014 by ToolboxMotley Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PressXtoJaaason Posted December 11, 2014 Share Posted December 11, 2014 (edited) This is my ode to questing based on "the first noel" . I only got through the first 4. I honestly had a lot of fun with this thanks DEs On the first quest the lotus did say That captain vor was out to steal my warframe. She then awakened me as I dropped to the ground And I drew my new skana and slashed all around. Tenno! Tenno! the lotus would, call that I would be the one to save all In the second quest the lotus did say That I needed a Kubrow with whom I shall play. So I went to earth and I smashed their nests Praying for RnGesus to grant my request. Tenno! Tenno! the lotus would call, "you have finished this quest now go kill them all" In the third quest the lotus did say That vaults were keeping a new warfare away. I solved all the ciphers and they did tell me Of the part that would grant me the mischievous frame. Tenno! Tenno! "you've slain all the hives, now watch out for salad for nothing is right" On the fourth quest the lotus did say That I had to go down and dig all day So I dug up the parts to my brand new space plane. and I went up to space to give the Fomorians pain. "Tenno! Tenno!" Vay Hek tried to say such a shame that I killed him before we could play Edited December 11, 2014 by Aramiral Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I_ANT0125 Posted December 11, 2014 Share Posted December 11, 2014 (edited) It's Beginning to Look a Lot Like Christmas(Warframe Version) Original Lyrics: http://www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/celticthunder/itsbeginningtolookalotlikechristmas.html Original Tune: Lyrics: It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas Everywhere you go Take a look at the market, glistening once again With weapons skins and winter bundle aglow It's beginning to look a lot like Warframe Mods in every store But the prettiest sight to see is getting Loki Prime set On Orokin Void A pair of dual cleavers and a lato that shoots Is the wish of Zephyr and Volt Dogs(Kubrow) that will talk and go for a walk Is the hope of Nyx and Vauban And the Lotus can hardly wait for quests to start again It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas Everywhere you go There's a vault in the Delerict, it needs the Dragon Key The sturdy one doesn't mind to go It's beginning to look a lot like Warframe Soon Tenno grow strong, And the thing that make them strong is the mod you make Right within Warframe Edited December 11, 2014 by I_ANT0125 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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