New: Tenno Caroling Contest!

[Perral]

Deck the halls with bowels of 'fested, 
Gra ha ha ha ha, ha ha ha ha. 
Kill the Grineer for their folly, 
Gra ha ha ha ha, ha ha ha ha.  

Don we now our prime apparel, 
Gra ha ha ha ha, ha ha ha ha.  
Troll the Ancients, burn and sunder, 
Gra ha ha ha ha, ha ha ha ha.  

See the blazing pyre before us, 
Gra ha ha ha ha, ha ha ha ha.  
Strike the helm and murder Corpus. 
Gra ha ha ha ha, ha ha ha ha.  

Follow me in rushing pleasure, 
Gra ha ha ha ha, ha ha ha ha.  
While I tell of Void held treasure, 
Gra ha ha ha ha, ha ha ha ha.  

Fast away the Loki passes, 
Gra ha ha ha ha, ha ha ha ha. 
Hail the new, Mesa and Limbo, 
Gra ha ha ha ha, ha ha ha ha.  


Singe we Tenno, all together, 
Gra ha ha ha ha, ha ha ha ha.  
Headless are the Corpus and Grineer, 
Gra ha ha ha ha, ha ha ha ha. 

Edited December 5, 2014 by Perral

[zavienh5]

I wanna see DE sing every entry out

[BloodCarnival]

Stalker's Night

Jubilant night,  Tenno in light
Bathed in silk, Tenno of might
Royal salute to the honored Tenno
All wasn't right, it was just a false show
Ten beats for heavenly peace
But ninth beat of hektic grief

Silent night, all is in dread
All is calm, the Empire is dead
Blood loosen from the Tenno's blade
Tenno's sin they all will be weighed
Stalker I will become
Ghost of Retribution

Tenno run, you cannot hide
Your past can't be brushed aside
There is no salvation for your crime
For what you have done, your life is mine
I am your reckoning
My justice is a blessing

http://www.metrolyrics.com/silent-night-lyrics-christmas-carols.html

[dragonkingofthestars]

The Warframe Christmas Endless Defense.

 

Way out in Cold Xini, where the infested flesh grows

Where the Chargers are "a-Gnawen" and the Alad boilers Grow;

Where the Runners "come A-arglin" from beyond the Void Abyss;

And the crawlers are Squeezen' as they have quite a grip;

And the osprey are a-screeachen to the hateful "Phorid talk";

Where the Ancients are a-EMpen' and the tar moa's vomit---

It was there that I attended "the Warframe Christmas endless defense."
(Whoo!)

 

The boys had left the Lisits and come to the Node in piles

The ladies---"who loved Shatteren"-- had gathered in for miles

The tile was Gagged out horrendously- with meat moss and slimes,

And the Lights flickered creakily, around the arily halls.

The women folk looked Lethal - the boys waited for the trouble.

Till Mesa got to yelling': "Hey, fellers, let's start the Stampede!"

And the music started shrieking', an' awailin' through the ship.

As a kind of introduction to "The Warframe Christmas endless defense"

 

Our leader was a feller that came from Bad sAlad ranch,

They called her "Mesa," from the "Steel Meridian Branch"

Her frame was "kinda carless," Big guns and high-heeled boots;

She had the reputation that comes when "a feller shoots."

Her voice was like Lotus alart across navigation sight;

Her feet were animated an' a mighty, movin sight,

When she commenced to hollerin', "Now, Novices defend the Pod!"

 "Level all guns at them chargers, an russle 'em like a pro.

"Stomp yer vile critters; ta float em up and gun em down,

"Swing up the ripline 'round 'em --all free hands "rez-the-fallen"

"You Embers join the Round-up - just skip the Hydroid's Tidal surge,"

Huh! the mods were a dropen fast at ,"The Warframe Christmas endless defense."

 

Don't tell me 'bout Corpus, or Grineer, no Sir'ee!

That whirl at the gas citys just takes the cake with me.

I'm sick of lazy gun fights, of them I've had my fill,

Just Give me an Infested beat-up, backed up by Wild Ol' Mesa.

 

Limbtrolls ain't nowhere, when Mesa Leads the show,

I've seen 'em both in fraems, and so I Sorta know--

Oh, Mesa, I sha'n't forget ya, and I'll oftentimes recall,

That Lively gaited sortie -- "the Warframe Christmas Endless Defense."

 

Oh, Mesa, I sha'n't forget ya, And I'll often recall,

That Lively Gaited sortie ---- "the Warframe Christmas Endless Defense."

 

Ok, maybe not a "Classic" song, but hay, go big or go home, plus my little muse stuck me. the song is "The cowboy Christmas ball" and thanks to swaping my browswer to fire fox I can finally post a link.

Edited December 6, 2014 by dragonkingofthestars

[Katze127]

This is the "Hungarian Jingle  Bells". The most famous Santa Caroling. 

First, the youtube link whit the lyrics in the description. 

This is my Tenno version:

Hull a pelyhes nano spore, jöjj el kedves Captain Vor!
Minden Tenno várva vár, vidám dobnak hangja száll. 
Van ládádban minden jó, Argon crystal, Fusion core. 
Jöjj el hozzánk, várunk rád, kedves öreg Captain Vor.

Janus kulcsos Captain Vor jó Tenno barátja.
Orokin cellt, reactort rejteget a gatyája. 
Amerre jár reggelig feje nyíllal megtelik, 
megtölti őt a Tenno, ha épségben látja!

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This is the original:

Hull a pelyhes fehér hó, jöjj el kedves Télapó!
Minden gyermek várva vár, vidám ének hangja száll. 
Van zsákodban minden jó, piros alma, mogyoró, 
Jöjj el hozzánk, várunk rád, kedves öreg Télapó.

Nagy szakállú Télapó jó gyermek barátja.
Cukrot,diót, mogyorót rejteget a zsákja. 
Amerre jár reggelig kis cipőcske megtelik, 
megtölti a Télapó, ha üresen látja!

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ENGLISH TIME!!!!!!!!!
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I try translated the original... well... i dont have a too good english and im not a poet, but i try. :D
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Flake the white snow from the air, come here kindly Santa Claus!

Every children wait for you, happy singing fly on air.

Your sack contains everything , red apple and peanut. 

Come to us, we wait for you, lovely, old Santa Claus .

 

Big breaded Santa Claus good childrens friend.

Candy, nut, peanut hide in him bag . 

Where he went the little shoes get full, 

Fill up the Santa Claus, when it empty!

***************

Now the Tenno!!!

***************

 

Flake the nano spore in air. come here kindly Captain Vor!

Every Tenno wait for you, happy drum song fly on air.

Your chest contains everything , Argon Crystal, Fusion Core . 

Come to us, we wait for you, lovely, old Captain Vor.

 

Janus keyed Captain Vor good Tennos friend.

Orokin cell, Reactor hide in him panty . 

Where he went him head got arrows, 

Tenno fill up his head in, when he is okay!

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Well... i trying. :D Cheeeers! Happy Christmass! :D

[TheDarkNeolan]

I am not good at these things so forgive me,but hope you guys will like it and if it brings 1 smile to any of you,no plats could replace that,Happy holiday all.

"VOR"

COME TO THE VOID AND SEE

I WAS REBORN THROW THE JANUS KEY

THE TENNO COME HERE TO LOOT FREE

BUT I WILL PUT THEM DOWN ON THEIR KNEES

THE TENNO ARE LOST AND THEY WILL RESIST

THEY EVEN HAVE BUDDYS NOW LIKE THE HEXIS

INCOMING MESSAGE..... ITS FROM ORDIS????

GONNA PUT THIS GUY ON THE BLACK LIST

.

.

.

BUT

.

.

.

WHO IS THIS NOW,COULD HE BE A FAN?

THE MESSAGE READS "MERRY CHRISTMAS LONELY MAN"

I AM TOUCHED,A GROWN MAN

THE TENNO MAY COME AND LOOT WHAT THEY CAN

.

.

.

.

.

THE MESSAGE REACHED RIGHT INTO MY ESSENCE

I SHALL GIVE THE TENNO SOME CICERO PRESENTS.

And that's why Vor drops Cicero mods.

[OperativeZed]

Frost(y) The Tenno

 

Frost(y) the Tenno, was a jolly happy frame,

With a burston prime and a dual ichor, and two guns from the void.

 

Frost(y) the Tenno, is a low-tier frame, they say.

He was farmed from Kril, but the newbies know he came to life one day.

 

There must have been some magic in that arcane helm they found,

 

For when they placed it on his head, he began to globe around!

 

Oh, Frost(y), the Tenno, was as cold as he could be;

and the players say he could freeze and wave,

but, defense is his main role.

 

Thumpety thump, thump, thumpety thump, thump,

look at Frosty go.

 

Thumpety thump, thump, thumpety thump, thump,

the bullets hit his globe.

 

Frost(y) the Tenno, knew the lag was bad that day,

so he said, "Let's run, and have some fun, 

before I disconnect again."

 

Down through the void, with a boar prime in his hand,

Sliding here and there, coptering all around,

sayin', "let's find the extract point."

 

He led them down to the defense point, right to the cryopod;

 

and he only popped a globe, when he heard Vor holler, "Stop!"

 

Frost(y), the Tenno, had to hurry on his way,

But he waved goodbye, sayin' "Good game guys, maybe we can run again."

 

Thumpety thump, thump, thumpety thump, thump,

look at Frosty go.

 

Thumpety thump, thump, thumpety thump, thump,

the bullets hit his globe.

 

Source:

Edited December 5, 2014 by DoctahZed

[(XBOX)SylarTreatment]

Fairytale of New Loka

 

http://www.pogues.com/Releases/Lyrics/LPs/IfIShould/Fairytale.html
 

 

It was Orokinmas Eve babe

In the Dojo

An old Mag said to me, won't Crush another one

And then she sang a song

The Rare Old Mountain Clan

I turned my face away

And dreamed of Moon Clans.

 

Put on my lucky gun

Critical chance of eighteen to one

I've got a feeling

This Seer's for me and you

So happy Orokinmas

I love you Banshee

I can see a better Prime

When all your Screams come true.

 

They've got Kubrows big as boars

They've got Death Orbs of gold

But the North Wind goes right through you

It's no place for the Volt

When you first took my hand

On a cold Orokinmas Eve

You promised me

The Stalker was waiting for me.

 

Oberon's handsome

Locust is pretty

Queen of Corpus Gas City

When the Sand finished Shifting

The Kubrow howled out for more

Vauban was swinging,

The drunk Ordis were singing

We Linked on a corner

Then Bounced through the night,

 

The boys of the Steel Meridian choir

Were singing "Raoul Perinn was gay!"

The Eximus Rollers Rolled out

For Orokinmas day

 

You're a Lech

You're a Vor

You're like Vay Hek, a bore

Lying there almost dead without a nose on your head

You Scavenger, you Leech

You cheap lousy Alad V,

Happy Orokinmas your arse

I pray Hayden it's our last

 

The boys of the Steel Meridian choir

Were singing "Raoul Perinn was gay!"

The Eximus Rollers Rolled out

For Orokinmas day

 

I could have been someone

Well so could Oberon

You took my Streamlines from me

When I first Traded with you

I kept them with me babe

I Fused them with my own

Can't Max it all alone

I've Maxed my Streamlines around you.

 

http://www.pogues.com/Releases/Lyrics/LPs/IfIShould/Fairytale.html

Edited December 10, 2014 by (XB1)SylarTreatment

[(PSN)IMainTheMains]

Original Song: Jingle bells-http://www.lyricsmode.com/lyrics/c/christmas_songs/jingle_bells.html

Tenno song: Tenno Song Tonight

 

Slash-dashing through the snow,

In a one kubrow open sleigh.

Got warframe last christmas day,

used 1 credit for a candy cane scythe,

now I can take corpus life.

 

What fun it is to miasma everything in sight.

A tenno song tonight!

Jingle bells, Jingle bells.

I have over 2000 missions won, only a few fails.

 

Oh! what fun it is to ride,

with some killing on the side.

Jingle bells, jingle bells.

Jingle all the way;

Oh what fun it is to ride in a one kubrow open sleigh.

 

A day or two ago, I thought I'd take a ride.

Used my prism, gosh was it bright.

Had some headshotting grineer on the side.

The kubrow was lean and lank

Misfortune seemed his lot

He got into a drifted bank

and then we got upsot.

 

A day or two ago

What I must say

is how fun it is to ride in a one kubrow open sleigh.

A corpus was riding by on his fusion MOA

, That's when I decided to use my miasma.

He died on the spot

and the rest of the corpus got upsot.

 

Now the snow is red With Corpus blood.

Take the acrid tonight and sing this Tenno song;

Just get a bobtailed bay.

Two forty as his speed.

Hitch him to a kubrow sleigh

And crack! You'll take the lead.

Edited December 5, 2014 by (PS4)RyanRFC12345

[Nightmare]

Stalker Is Coming For You

 

You better watch out

Your'e going to cry

Lights are blacking out

I'm telling you why

Stalker is coming for you

 

Hes making a list

And checking it twice

Hes gonna find out who put Vor on ice

Stalker is coming for you

 

He invades you when you are farming

He knows when you are weak

He knows if you've been bad or good

So don't be alone for your own sake!

 

You better watch out

Your'e going to cry

Lights are blacking out

I'm telling you why

Stalker is coming for you

Stalker is coming for you

 

original http://www.41051.com/xmaslyrics/santatown.html

[RadiatedPlatypus]

The Twelve Days of Christmas original: http://www.metrolyrics.com/12-days-of-christmas-lyrics-christmas-song.html

 

*clears throat*

 

On the first day of Christmas my Lotus gave to me; a Rhino Prime BP.

 

On the second day of Christmas my Lotus gave to me; Two Kubrow Eggs and a Rhino Prime BP.

 

On the third day of Christmas my Lotus gave to me; three Neurodes, Two Kubrow Eggs and a Rhino Prime BP.

 

On the forth day of Christmas my Lotus gave to me; four Vicious Spreads, three Neurodes, Two Kubrow Eggs and a Rhino Prime BP.

 

On the fifth day of Christmas my Lotus gave to me; FIVVVE TEEEIRR FOOUURR KEEEYYYYYYS, four Vicious Spreads, three Neurodes, two Kubrow Eggs and a Rhino Prime BP.

 

On the sixth day of Christmas my Lotus gave to me; six Boltor Prime Stocks, FIVVVE TEEEIRR FOOUURR KEEEYYYYYYS, four Vicious Spreads, three Neurodes, two Kubrow Eggs and a Rhino Prime BP.

 

On the seventh day of Christmas my Lotus gave to me; seven Argon Crystals, six Boltor Prime Stocks, FIVVVE TEEEIRR FOOUURR KEEEYYYYYYS, four Vicious Spreads, three Neurodes, two Kubrow Eggs and a Rhino Prime BP.

 

On the eighth day of Christmas my Lotus gave to me; eight Stalker Death Marks, seven Argon Crystals, six Boltor Prime Stocks, FIVVVE TEEEIRR FOOUURR KEEEYYYYYYS, four Vicious Spreads, three Neurodes, two Kubrow Eggs and a Rhino Prime BP.

 

On the ninth day of Christmas my Lotus gave to me; nine Platinum discounts, eight Stalker Death Marks, seven Argon Crystals, six Boltor Prime Stocks, FIIVVVVE TEEEEIIIIRR FOOOUUURR KEEEEYYYYYYYS, four Vicious Spreads, three Neurodes, two Kubrow Eggs and a RHINO PRIME BEEEPEEEEEEEE.

 

On the tenth day of Christmas my Lotus gave to me; ten blue potatoes, nine Platinum discounts, eight Stalker Death Marks, seven Argon Crystals, six Boltor Prime Stocks, FIIIVVVVVE TEEEEEIIIIIRRR FOOOOUUUURR KEEEEEYYYYYYYYS, four Vicious Spreads, three Neurodes, two Kubrow Eggs and a RHINO PRIME BEEEEPEEEEEEEE.

 

On the eleventh day of Christmas my Lotus gave to me; eleven Happy Zephyrs, ten blue potatoes, nine Platinum discounts, eight Stalker Death Marks, seven Argon Crystals, six Boltor Prime Stocks, FIIIIVVVVE TEEEEEIIIIIIRRR FOOOOOUUUUURR KEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYYS, four Vicious Spreads, three Neurodes, two Kubrow Eggs and a RHINO PRIME BEEEEPEEEEEEEE.

 

On the twelfth day of Christmas my Lotus gave to me; twelve Rare Containers, eleven Happy Zephyrs, ten blue potatoes, nine Platinum discounts, eight Stalker Death Marks, seven Argon Crystals, six Boltor Prime Stocks, FIIIIIIVVVVVVVE TEEEEEEIIIIIIIRRRRR FOOOOOOUUUUUURRRR KEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYS, four Vicious Spreads, three Neurodes, two Kubrow Eggs and a RHIIIIINOOOO PRIIIIIMME BEEEEEEPEEEEEEEEEEEEE.

 

*lights flicker*

 

"There is no salvation for your greed of Rare Containers..."

 

*Mission Failed*

 

 

 

"..."

[Kruglov]

Mr.Stalker to the tune of

 

You're a mean one, Mr.Stalker

Our lives you've come to steal.

You're as cuddly as an osprey.

You're charming as a Darvo's deal,

Mr.Stalker.

You're a corrupt Tenno with a latex black peal.

 

You're a monster, Mr.Stalker

Your eyes are empty holes.

Your brain is full of old mods.

You've got vengeance in your quota,

Mr.Stalker.

I wouldn't touch you with a....

39 and a half foot prova.

 

You're a vile one, Mr.Stalker

You have fog machines in your skin.

You have all the tender sweetness of Leekter and his kin,

Mr.Stalker.

Given the choice between the two of you,

I'd take the Grustag due to Brakk.

 

You're a foul one, Mr.Stalker

You use a nasty wasty Dread.

Despite running oh so very fast,

One hit with melee and you're dead,

Mr.Stalker

 

The best four words that describe you,

Are as follows and I quote:

DID

HE

DROP

DESPAIR

 

You're a rotter, Mr.Stalker

You're the king of flashing screens.

Your heart's probably digital and desecrate cant wash it clean,

Mr.Stalker

 

Your soul is an edgy heap of revenge,

Overflowing with the most angry

Assortment of weapons imaginable.

Mangled up,

In tangled up drops.

 

You nauseate me, Mr.Stalker

With your weird and deformed mask.

I wrote "Help Stalker on me!"

And my squadmates kicked your !,

Mr.Stalker

 

You're a three-decker neurode,

And fusion core sandwich.

With vengeance sauce.

Edited December 6, 2014 by Kruglov

[AlphaDNA]

Where do we write it though?

[TheOneMop]

Oh, the grineer out there are frightful,
But the sound of them dead is so delightful,
And since we've no place to go,
i'm using flow, let it show, i'm a pro.

It doesn't show signs of stopping,
And I brought some blades for chopping;
The lights are turned way down low,
i'm using flow, let it show, i'm a pro.

When we finally say good night,
How i'm quite going out in the norm;
But if you really let me fight,
All the way home I'll be the storm.

The grineer are slowly dying,
And, my dear, we're still un-die-ing,
But as long as ive got my flow.
i'm using flow, let it show, i'm a pro.


http://www.christmascarols.net.au/Let_it_Snow.html

Edited December 5, 2014 by TheReaper642

[Sebastianx]

Farming in a Tenno Wonderland (

) 0:00-1:10

 

Vey Hek rings, are you listening?

In Liset, snow is glistening,

A beautiful sight,

We're farming tonight.

Farming in a Tenno wonderland.

 

Gone away is the old frame,

Here to stay is a new frame,

To sing a lag song,

While we farm along,

Farming in a Tenno wonderland.

 

In the dojo we can build a snowman,

We'll pretend that he is Darvo now 

He'll say: MR18? ಠ_ಠ

We'll say: Sure man!

But you should give us quests when you're around.

 

Later on, we'll conspire,

If DE, buffs the Mire.

To face unafraid

The foes that we made,

Farming in a Tenno wonderland.

Edited December 6, 2014 by Sebastianx

[THEdarkexorcist12]

 Deck the weapons with lots of mods

Fa lalalalal lala

  Tis the season for boss farming

Fa lalalalal lala

  Don we now our warframe sweaters

Fa lalalala lala 

    Trolling with only Lokis

Fa lalalala lala 

[DrMeowmix]

To the tune of Stephen Colbert's Another Christmas Song:

Lyrics here

 

Another Warframe Song

 

Ho! It's another Warframe song!

Whoa! Get ready Tenno for another Warframe song

They play all month long, ad infinitum

One day it struck me, someone must write 'em!

So! It's another Warframe song

 

Sargas Ruk drinking all the Greedy milk

Kubrows slaying evildoers and their ilk

Lech Kril's on fire

The Corpus conspire

Hear your Unkle Hek shouting "ha ha haaaaaaa"

(DID YOU REALLY BELIEVE IT WOULD BE THIS EASY?!)

 

Hey! It's another Warframe song!

Yay! Another oft' returning

Platinum earning Warframe Song!

I've got plenty more, so go buy a modem

Log onto SpaceTunes and pay to download 'em

Pay! For another Warframe song

 

Threshcones glisten on a silent night

Tesla balls linking by Ember's light

The outpost is frozen, our shields are so slight

Who'd have thought the Embolist works with Blight!

 

You! Don't you wanna sing along?

To! My humble contrived

Dreamed up Dojo-side

Warframe Song

Make it a part of your Sol-System Canon

Make it the heart of my retirement plannin'

Do! Sing another Warframe song!

 

Beat it into 'em, Tenno!

Watch my Frame fly!

 

But wait, who's this?

 

Little Kubrows starving on a dead end street

Torn up syandanas on their frost-bit feet

Hear what they howl as they huddle for heat

 

Kubrows: Please help Meowmix's Kubrows eat...

....

....

....

Whoa! Just another Warframe Song

No! This is like no other mother-loving-Warframe-Song!

Tenno to who I'm so proud to have pandered

Please save my Kubrows and make this a standard

Go! Join the ever growing throng

Who are singing

And swingin'

While my Kubrow's are clinging to the hope

My inbox is ching-ching-chinging from the plat I'm bringing

From another

Warframe So-ong!

Copyright DrMeowmix

Edited December 5, 2014 by DrMeowmix

[Vesper_Vigile]

In the Empty Dojo (In the Bleak Midwinter)

 

In the empty Dojo,

A lonely Tenno stands,

New mission from the Lotus,

The Tenno must go

 

Bodies fallen,

Droves on droves,

droves on droves,

Back into the Dojo,

The lonely Tenno goes

 

The Lotus Hek can't destroy,

Nor Alad V dissect,

For in the empty Dojo,

Is the Tenno she protects

 

Without mercy,

It defends,

A shield against danger,

Aim is sharp and blade is swift,

Made to protect Her

[JackDeVight]

 

(Tyl) Regor the No-Nosed Grineer

 

 

 

You know Butcher and Roller and Lancer and Shik Tal,
you know Napalm and Vay Hek and Leekter and Bombard,
But do you recall?
The most famous Grineer of all?

 

Regor the No-Nosed Grineer
Had some very shiny clones
And if you ever saw them
You would even say they pwn
All of the other Grineer
Used to laugh and call him names
They never let poor Regor
Join in any Grineer games

Then one foggy Christmas Eve,
Sargus came to say,
Regor with your virulence
Won't you conquer Uranus?

Then all the Grineer loved him,
As they shouted out in frustration 

"Regor the No-Nosed Grineer

Save us from genetic deterioration!"

 

[Elias14]

 

 

As we huddle around the Dojo fireplace, sipping warm Greedy Milk, we start to feel a little festive spirit rising! This joyous month isn’t befitting without some tunes to wake up our Solar System in celebration. Dust off the old caroling books and swap it for a Warframe melody!

 

How to enter:

Rewrite a classic holiday carol/song and post it in this thread for judging. 

 

Need an example?

Dashing through the snow

In a one-Kubrow open sleigh

O’er the Corpus Outpost we go

Headshooting all the way

http://www.jingle-bells-lyrics.com/

 

Rules:

One submission per user.

Original song must be related to the holiday season. 

The entire song doesn’t need to be rewritten. You can pick parts of the song (chorus, hook, intro, etc) to rewrite.

Please also include a link to the original holiday song.

Rewritten lyrics must be Warframe related and appropriate for the Forums.

Rewritten lyrics can be in your native language. 

Do NOT reserve posts in this thread.

 

Prizes:

Winners will be selected based on creativity and ability to stay within the festive theme.

Top 3 winners will win 1000 Platinum each, AND have their tune sung by your Prime Time hosts!

 

This contest starts December 5th until December 11th at 1 PM EST!

 

Let’s get in the festive mood, Tenno!

 

the night before Christmas it twas all through the hull not a

creature was sturing not even a koubrow

the ammo drums were hung with care that saint

stalker would soon be there

 

the grieener were nestled all snug in their barracks while vision of all tenno dead as

they saw there queens in there kerchief

and them in putting on there masks they were ready for a long spac nap 

 

when at night on there roof there was such a clatter the grienner woke to see what was the matter

then out of no were the tenno killed them all and they died the end merry xmas

[AlphaDNA]

Let it Snow (Warframe Version) by AlphaDNA

 

 

Oh the corpus outside is frightful

But the weapons are so delightful

And since we the best ya know

Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow!

 

Man it doesn't show signs on stopping

And I brought me some frames when shopping

The ammo is now down low

Let it snowwwww, let it snow!

 

When we finally kill the boss

How i'll hate doin' it again

But if you give me a glaive to toss

All the way back it won't be a pain

 

And Vay Hek is slowly dying

And my dear we just started

But as long as we kill him so

Let it snow, let it snow, and snow!

 

When we finally kill the boss

How i'll hate doin' it again

But if you give me a glaive to toss

All the way back it won't be a pain

 

And Vay Hek is slowly dying

And my dear we just started

But as long as we kill him so

Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow!

[MetalGear.Kaiser]

Name of the song: All i want for christmas this year, Warframe Style

Original Song: 

 

Rhino: Lotus and Saryn wearing nothing but socks is all i really want christmas this year!

 

Frost: well thats not even practical

 

Valkyr: Spending a week in the void, with some rhino and some keys, is all really want for christmas this year!

 

Rhino: That sounds terrific, what about you guys!

 

Oberon: I would like a pair of skates, then i'd go out skating, but i realised I can't even skate!

 

Ember: I want an Archwing coated in red, and a rhino that doesn't drink

 

Rhino: Oh and that reminds me, six kegs of beer

 

All: All these happy wishes and lots of christmas cheer, is all i really want this year!

 

Frost: Santa's got his work cut out for him

 

Rhino: Oh we even had gotten started yet

 

Valkyr: I wanna tour the Coast of earth

 

Rhino: and a lunch with Alad V's Ghost

 

Valkyr and Rhino: Is all i really want for christmas this year!

 

Valkyr: Wait, what?

 

Rhino: Forget it, keep going

 

Oberon: Rebecca and Megan in my bed

 

Valkyr: Softer voices in my head

 

Oberon and Valkyr: Is all i really want for christmas this year!

 

Loki: Yellow cake and Uranium, nevermind the reason, also Kubrow Chew Toys and a Ball!

 

Frost: Doesn't this seem to be too much stuff?

 

Rhino: Poo on you its not enough!

 

Loki: I got a christmas gift for all of you!

 

All: All these happy wishes and lots of christmas cheer, is all i really want this year!

 

Frost: I'm just saying it seems to excessive

 

Valkyr: Oh just relax Frost, its christmas!

 

Rhino: And christmas is about getting, everybody on warframe knows that

 

Ash: Japanese Manga with some stuff, just to do my private time, is all i really want for christmas this year! Giggity!

 

Banshee: Platinum Plated Silverware

 

Nekros: Just a day with kids don't stare, is all i really want for christmas this year!

 

Vay Hek: If you put a christmas tree, in my own ship, I will go to court and shoot you in the face!

 

Limbo: Wouldn't I love a tinker toy!

 

Alad V: And a little kubrow, I can change it into a zanuka

 

All: All these happy wishes and lots of christmas cheer, is all i really want this year!

 

Adam: I want a golden mustache comb

 

Rebecca: and some weapon replicas, is all i really want for christmas this year!

 

Hydroid: I want a brand new Pitching wedge!

 

Tyl Regor: I would want that redesign, thats all i really want for christmas this year!

 

Loki: I just want to prank at someone: someone named Vor

 

Mag: I just want some colored Kubrow Dyes

 

Excalibur: I want a blu-ray of Star Wars

 

Gustrag Three: We Don't know what christmas is! We have something similar called Happy new year!

 

All: All these happy wishes and lots of christmas cheer, is all i really want this year!

[TheRemcus]

We the Frames of Lotus are
Grinding gifts we've travelled afar
Guns and melee, goods come so rarely,
Building ourselves some stars.

O Stars of wonder, stars of night
Stars with royal beauty bright
Head left bleeding, still proceeding
Guide us through thy Perfect Flight

Born again, Vor's crusades slain
Keys we bring to slay Him again
General ever, hoping forever
Over us all to reign

O Stars of wonder, stars of night
Stars that bring us such delight
Leave Vor bleeding, still proceeding
Guide us through thy perfect flight.

Catalysts to offer have I
Mods abound give deity nigh
Component gaining, kill count raising
Worship them for Primes on supply

O Primes of wonder, glints in the night
Please us all with gold beauty bright
Lotus leading, still proceeding
Frames abound, for balance they fight

Forma is mine, it's rare and valued
Polarizes mod slots so few
Protecting, fighting, bleeding, dying
Sealed in the stasis tomb

O Frame of wonder, warrior might
Protect us all with energy bright
System leading, still proceeding
Lotus leads with great foresight

Glorious now behold them arise
Gods of War and Sacrifice
Alleluia, Alleluia
Earth to the heav'ns reply

O Stalker dark, the hunter of night
Stalker bound with enigma and plight
Heed my pleading, no more bleeding
Protect my Linet borne stash this night.

Original lyrics:
http://www.carols.org.uk/we_three_kings_of_orient_are.htm

[NightFury30]

A Parody of jingle bells, "Carrier"  :) http://www.jingle-bells-lyrics.com/

(You have to drag out the last line.)

 

 

Dashing through the void,

with my Carrier by my side,

over the villains we go,

we're fighting side-by-side,

 

The floor is turning red,

I think I'm almost dead,

but Carrier boosts my shields

and now were off killing again.

 

Oh, Carrier, Carrier,

your shotgun totally rocks

you can blast all the enemies

and knock them up with procs,

 

Oh, Carrier, Carrier,

oh man you are so cool,

You pick up all the drops,

that I don't have time to get to.

 

A day or two ago,

I was leveling up Limbo

but the stalker showed up,

and chased me round the ice flow.

 

I thought for sure I was dead

but as the stalker leveled his Dread

My Carrier up and shot him in the butt,

and now he's super dead.

 

O Carrier, Carrier,

you are my best friend,

You killed the Stalker for me

And now I have his Dread,

 

O Carrier, Carrier,

you double all my loot,

I feel that without you,

Farming becomes moot,

Edited December 6, 2014 by NightFury30

[Puls3wave]

Okay, this is based off an alternate take on Jingle Bells, Batman Smells. If this doesn't make the cut, you can remove it:

 

Oh, Jingle Bells

 

Saryn smells,

 

I found a Kubrow egg,

 

The Liset lost an Operator,

 

and Stalker got away!

 

Here's the original lyrics. This was the only site I could find with the lyrics to link: http://www.playgroundjungle.com/2009/12/jingle-bells-batman-smells.html