ChaosMatrix Posted December 5, 2014 Share Posted December 5, 2014 If only I could make DE understand, I just wish for one thing in my arsenal. I dont see how a world that has such wonderful things, could lack... Look at warframe, isnt it neat? ♫Many weapons to kill the grineer! ♫Wouldn't you think that we have, enough to kill, anything! ♫ Look at these guns, shine under the sun! ♫How many wonders can one liset hold? ♫ Looking at this arsenal you'd think, Sure, he has everything! ♫ I've got rifles and pistols aplenty ♫I've got melee weapons to slice and to chop! ♫ Wanna know how many formas this've got? its got twenty! ♫But who cares? No big deal! I want a miniguuuuuuuuun! ♫ I wanna hold, it in my hands ♫I wanna see, the grineer dying! ♫Being grinded into chunks of, what'd you call it? Oh, Meat! ♫Using one gun, you wont get too far ♫Barrels are required for shooting, mowing ♫Laying wasted along, whats that word again? Streeeeeak! ♫With a minigun, its barrels hot! ♫being soothed by that spinning sound! ♫Bullets flying free, slaying grineer, with my minigun! ♫What would I give, if I could rain, bullets at the stalker! ♫What would I pay, to spend a day, with that gatling gal! ♫Betcha DE, they'll understand, and give us that rotating wonder! ♫Full of bullets, barrel's spinning, ready to staaaaaaaaaart! ♫Im ready to go, and kill some foes! ♫ Press the trigger and fire the barrels! ♫ As it fires watch everything, whats the word? Buuuuuurn! ♫ When's it my tuuuuurn? wouldn't I loooooove! ♫ Love to kill everything with a miniguuuuuuuuuun! ♫ DE, please..♫ >Sad Gasp< Wish I could keep.... ♫ A mini...guuuuuuuuuun ♫ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melos-mevim Posted December 5, 2014 Share Posted December 5, 2014 DE has to do it because of this song, no other reason just to reward this song Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arunafeltz Posted December 6, 2014 Share Posted December 6, 2014 tfw no twin gorgons + 3000 ammo backpack Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BestFarmerNA Posted December 6, 2014 Share Posted December 6, 2014 (edited) mix with actual music? Edited December 6, 2014 by BestFarmerNA Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elele Posted December 6, 2014 Share Posted December 6, 2014 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChaosMatrix Posted December 6, 2014 Author Share Posted December 6, 2014 (edited) Mi...ni..gun, minigun! How I love minigun! ♫Love to shoot and to main little grineer! ♫First I rip off their flesh and I purverize ze bones! ♫With ze bullets from ze rotating barrels! ♫Minigun, minigun, HEH HEH HEH HOH HOH HOH! ♫With ze bullets, I hacks zem in two! ♫I spill out whats inside to serve the Lotus' cause! ♫God, I love miniguns, dont you? ♫ If you have to kill all ze bastards! ♫Do it in ze classic technique! ♫First your tear through their armor with ze bullets! ♫Then you shoot through the skin, make them bleed out all nice! ♫Then you rub some salt in, cuz that makes them scream nice! ♫ Zut alors, I have missed one! Sacre bleu, what is this? How a grineer did I missed, with the bullets from my minigun? ♫ Quel dommage, what a loss! here we go! more minigun! ♫ Now some bullets to kill you dead! ♫ Now I stuff with lead, it dont hurt, cuz you're dead! ♫ And you're certanly lucky you are! ♫ Cuz its gonna be hot on the other end of my minigun! ♫ Toodle loo, mon Grinneer, Au revoir ♫ Edited December 6, 2014 by ChaosMatrix Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elele Posted December 6, 2014 Share Posted December 6, 2014 (edited) Let's bump this thread constantly (like the "Buff Braton Prime" thread) so that one day DE may realize that the world peace cannot be achieved unless they put a glorious rotating barrel, hip mounted, big @$$ minigun in the game. But I sometimes think DE really HATES miniguns. I mean, we have a rotating barrel gun (Cestra), we have three wind-up guns (Supra, Gorgon & Soma), we have a big @$$ hip-mounted gun (Archwing Imperator), but we still don't have a traditional, real minigun. I want to cry. Edited December 6, 2014 by elele Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elele Posted December 6, 2014 Share Posted December 6, 2014 Also, this gun fits the Tenno aesthetics quite well: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ONx38YfCheY Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChaosMatrix Posted December 6, 2014 Author Share Posted December 6, 2014 (edited) Let's bump this thread constantly (like the "Buff Braton Prime" thread) so that one day DE may realize that the world peace cannot be achieved unless they put a glorious rotating barrel, hip mounted, big @$$ minigun in the game. But I sometimes think DE really HATES miniguns. I mean, we have a rotating barrel gun (Cestra), we have three wind-up guns (Supra, Gorgon & Soma), we have a big @$$ hip-mounted gun (Archwing Imperator), but we still don't have a traditional, real minigun. I want to cry. Dont worry, I still have more little mermaid songs to use! Edited December 6, 2014 by ChaosMatrix Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChaosMatrix Posted December 8, 2014 Author Share Posted December 8, 2014 (edited) Gotta keep! ♫ One bump, ahead of the post line! ♫ One reply, to get eyes on my post! ♫ I wish, only for a minigun! ♫ That's everything! ♫ One bump, over the last one! ♫ That's all, and that's no joke! ♫ These guys, don't appreciate a good post! <<Riftrat! screw that! Down vote! Take that!>> Just a minigun guys! ♫ <<Take the post down, vote it out guys! ♫>> I can take a hint! Gotta fact the facts! ♫ Still a minigun would be pretty cool! ♫ <<Who? Oh its sad ChaosMatrix making a post now! ♫ He's become a one man rise in spam! ♫ I'd blame parents, except tenno haven't got'em! ♫>> Gotta post in here ♫ To catch the eye of DE ♫ Tell you all about it when I get the gun! ♫ One bump, ahead of the upvotes! ♫ One post, ahead of my doom! ♫ Next patch, hope the minigun goes through! ♫ One quote, ahead of the deadline! ♫ One hit, ahead of the folks! ♫ I think, I'll post more about the minigun! ♫ <<Stop him! Vandal! Ban Him! Scandal!>> Let's not be too hasty! ♫ The minigun will kill things easy! ♫ Gotta post in here ♫ To catch the eye of DE ♫ To get the miningun! ♫ <<Wrong!>> One bump, to get at DE! ♫ <<Vandal! >> One quote, ahead of the mods! ♫ <<Screw that!>> One trick, to get what Im after! ♫ <<Scoundrel!>> Guns are quick, but minigun's much faster! ♫ <<Down vote that!>> Here goes! To get the minigun in, Gotta get DE to note this! ♫ All I gotta do is pooooooooost! ♫ Edited December 8, 2014 by ChaosMatrix Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Imaru Posted December 8, 2014 Share Posted December 8, 2014 Needs more dakka. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EversorNinja Posted December 8, 2014 Share Posted December 8, 2014 Needs more dakka. All songs need more dakka. All guns need more dakka. All songs about guns need more dakka. But songs about the most dakkaful of all guns? Still need more dakka Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melos-mevim Posted December 8, 2014 Share Posted December 8, 2014 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChaosMatrix Posted December 8, 2014 Author Share Posted December 8, 2014 (edited) Lets get down to business, to get a minigun! ♫ All thats its needed now, its simply to upvote! ♫ This forum's got some tough game, but you can bet before we're through! ♫ DE, I'll, get this gun, out of you! Spinning multi barrels, shooting fire at grineer!♫ Once this is in warframe, the tenno are sure to win! ♫ DE, you've added quite a lot, But you havent got a clue! ♫ Somehow I'll, get this gun, out of yooooooouuuu! ♫ <<I'm never gonna use anything else! ♫ Say good bye to anything I'm shooting! ♫ Boy, the grineer are about to have it grim ♫ This gun's about to kill Alad dead! ♫ Its bullets will shoot right through him! ♫ Now I really wish that I had it to kill him with! ♫>> Minigun! ♫ It will be shift as it tears through livers! ♫ Minigun! ♫ Barrels spinning like a great typhoon! ♫ Minigun! ♫ Feeling great as the weapon fires! ♫ DE you need to add this in sooooooooon! ♫ Time is racing towards us, till the patch arrives! ♫ With a minigun in order, the tenno might, survive! ♫ This is undisputed for, the rage of war! ♫ So gear up and just shoot through! ♫ How could I, get this gun, out of yooouuuuuu? ♫ Minigun! ♫ It will be shift as it tears through livers! ♫ Minigun! ♫ Barrels spinning like a great typhoon! ♫ Minigun! ♫ Feeling great as the weapon fires! ♫ DE you need to add this in soooooooooon! ♫ Minigun! ♫ It will be shift as it tears through livers! ♫ Minigun! ♫ Barrels spinning like a great typhoon! ♫ Minigun! ♫ Feeling great as the weapon fires! ♫ DE you need to add this in sooooooon! ♫ Edited December 8, 2014 by ChaosMatrix Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
traybong111 Posted December 8, 2014 Share Posted December 8, 2014 I wish upvotes could bump threads up, I fear I will defile this thread with my post but what must be done, must be done. Oh great OP can I make a request? Any Hunchback scores with Latin to match? Or Colors of the Wind? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Issun135 Posted December 8, 2014 Share Posted December 8, 2014 Next song request. Mulan: Make a man out of you. Please do it. Also needs more Dakka. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChaosMatrix Posted December 8, 2014 Author Share Posted December 8, 2014 Next song request. Mulan: Make a man out of you. Please do it. Also needs more Dakka. That was the very last one I did.. so hey.. I delivered, through time! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChaosMatrix Posted December 8, 2014 Author Share Posted December 8, 2014 I wish upvotes could bump threads up, I fear I will defile this thread with my post but what must be done, must be done. Oh great OP can I make a request? Any Hunchback scores with Latin to match? Or Colors of the Wind? You think I'm a ignorant savage. ♫ That wants guns with barrels, I guess it must be so. ♫ But still I cannot see, if the savage one is me. ♫ How can you kill things without minigun? ♫ Without miniguuuuuuun. ♫ You think your gun's better cuz its a rifle ♫ A minigun its not really all that great ♫ But I know that rotating minigun barrels ♫ Without strife, can kill all thats there! ♫ You think the only tenno, who are tenno ♫ are the tenno who shoot with one barrel like you! ♫ But if you shoot a hundred bullets at Vay hek ♫ You'll learn fun, you never knew, you never knew! ♫ Have you ever heard the minigun shoot at speeds full? ♫ Or asked the dying grineer how it feels? ♫ Can you shoot with all the bullets of your barrels? ♫ Can you spill all the blood of the grineer? ♫ Can you spill all the blood of the grineeeeeer? ♫ Come run the crafting plans with ordis! ♫ Come put all the formas in your inventory there! ♫ Come roll in all the bullets that your gun spews ♫ And for once, never fear putting more mods! ♫ Serration and split chamber are my chosen! ♫ Shred and speed trigger are already there! ♫ And we are all killing the corrupted, in a barrel, whose rotation never ends! ♫ How high can your killing streak go? ♫ Without minigun, then you'll never know! ♫ And you'll never heard the minigun shoot at speeds full! ♫ Or whether you can mow down all the grineer! ♫ We need to shoot with all the bullets of our barrels! ♫ we need to spill all the blood of the grineer! ♫ You can own a gun and still, all you've got is gun until, you can shoot.....with multi barrels at grineeeeeeeeeeeer! ♫ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AsuraKyu Posted December 9, 2014 Share Posted December 9, 2014 I must say the thought of Mesa with that giant revolving destruction is pretty great. Someone get this man a minigun, just make sure it's not of grineer faction I would hate to see the new actual Heavy units running around with that kind of badass Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sanj66 Posted December 9, 2014 Share Posted December 9, 2014 rhino + minigun= nemesis? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arunafeltz Posted December 9, 2014 Share Posted December 9, 2014 I must say the thought of Mesa with that giant revolving destruction is pretty great. Someone get this man a minigun, just make sure it's not of grineer faction I would hate to see the new actual Heavy units running around with that kind of badass Grineer Commander Commander pls Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
traybong111 Posted December 9, 2014 Share Posted December 9, 2014 *weeps quietly* That was beautiful, thank you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gahrzerkire Posted December 9, 2014 Share Posted December 9, 2014 We need a minigun this S#&$ is so important. I mean minigun's are all "manly" and S#&$, and here we have a bunch of men singing disney to get one! WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT FROM US DE? How about this... if we get a minigun, as a thank you, i will post a video of me tap dancing to disney music? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrinityPrime Posted December 9, 2014 Share Posted December 9, 2014 Ah the childhood memories... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QLWrmlIWb_w&t=11s Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Issun135 Posted December 9, 2014 Share Posted December 9, 2014 Request: Festive theme of songs for next song (after you finish whatever one you are working on now) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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