BarbatosLR Posted December 15, 2014 Share Posted December 15, 2014 (edited) Hello and welcome fellow brothers and sisters of warframe, to the school of "Jigen Haoh Ryu!" Here you will learn the ways of combat without the use of weapons. Because your true weapons are your FEETS and FISTS!!! Here are a few commun known techniques here such as.... The JIGEN HAOH RYU: SEISO-GERI! The JIGEN HAOH RYU: SEIKEN-ZUKI! The JIGEN HAOH RYU: MAWASHI-GERI! And we have many other great techniques we can teach you here. We of the Jigen Haoh School has never laid down a challenge towards our opponents nor have we ever been defeated by others, for our we vowed to never let an opponent oppose or threaten us 'cause if they do, this is what the Stalker did that he should had never ever do again to pis* off our master. Flashback Me: *comes back from mission all beat up* Master N, i'm home... Master N: MY GOD!! What happen to you!? Me: The Stalker appear and was I defeated for he fought with no honor at all.... Master N: *goes and graps gears* NO SHAMFULL FAKE TENNO WILL TREAT MY PUPIL THIS WAY!!! Me: M-m-master! What are you going to do?! Master N: The same punishment I do to all my foes.... Me: *shivers in fear with teardrop on forehead* ....master Nora....not again --_-- (Ready or not Stalker, because master Nora the "Leg Breaker" is on her way!) So when you join our school, you will become a great fighter and learn many things of the art of close combat. And here are a few quotes from my master's teachings: "You should be rude to rude people." and "Don't bring a lie to a battle." So FIGHT ON, look forward and give it your all in one PUNCH! Look high to yuour dream and never give up! That is the way of the Jigen Haoh Ryu! Or OH! And remember folks, in a fight, fight with honor and respect or else you might lose a leg or two. :3 Yeah so this is what I felt like doing with my screenshots when I mostly have nothing else to do XD Edited December 15, 2014 by Archangel_Laurent Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morec0 Posted December 15, 2014 Share Posted December 15, 2014 You okay, buddy? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BarbatosLR Posted December 15, 2014 Author Share Posted December 15, 2014 Woops! Seems my screenshots didn't appeared! Did I do something wrong? I kinda never posted them before so im kinda new to it xP Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BarbatosLR Posted December 15, 2014 Author Share Posted December 15, 2014 Finally got my screenshots working XD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BarbatosLR Posted December 15, 2014 Author Share Posted December 15, 2014 You okay, buddy? MORE0! I almost didn't reconiged you there. I just saw your name and I remember Nekros Prime from last time XD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheErebus. Posted December 15, 2014 Share Posted December 15, 2014 You may be cool... But you'll never be Galo Sengen cool Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BarbatosLR Posted December 15, 2014 Author Share Posted December 15, 2014 You may be cool... But you'll never be Galo Sengen cool Please, I don't use Jigen Haoh Ryu to be cool but to fight wordy opponents who knows how to fight like a real fighter! That's the way we work! In battle you don't need to be cool. You're already cool just being yourself. That's what my master though me through teaching. XD I feel we need this kind of stance for the kogake and Obex :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheErebus. Posted December 15, 2014 Share Posted December 15, 2014 Please, I don't use Jigen Haoh Ryu to be cool but to fight wordy opponents who knows how to fight like a real fighter! That's the way we work! In battle you don't need to be cool. You're already cool just being yourself. That's what my master though me through teaching. XD Pfft, look at this loser. You're not cool! YOU'RE A LOOOOOSEEEERRRR! *Is now a stereotypical bully from all those karate kid movies in which the protagonist must beat to gain his respect and prove that is a good person* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BarbatosLR Posted December 15, 2014 Author Share Posted December 15, 2014 Pfft, look at this loser. You're not cool! YOU'RE A LOOOOOSEEEERRRR! *Ignores the talking bubble and simply goes and watch a movie in peace* Meh they all say that. u_u Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheErebus. Posted December 15, 2014 Share Posted December 15, 2014 *Ignores the talking bubble and simply goes and watch a movie in peace* Meh they all say that. u_u CHickeeeen *buk buuuuk Buk buk buk buk buuuuk* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BarbatosLR Posted December 15, 2014 Author Share Posted December 15, 2014 (edited) CHickeeeen *buk buuuuk Buk buk buk buk buuuuk* Wow this guy really wants attention...might as well ignore the stereotypical bully who simply wants some guy to pick on. U_U *walks away from the fool* Edited December 15, 2014 by Archangel_Laurent Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheErebus. Posted December 15, 2014 Share Posted December 15, 2014 Wow this guy really wants attention...might as well ignore the stereotypical bully who simply wants some guy to pick on. U_U *walks away from the fool* DON'T YOU WALK AWAY FROM ME! I'LL RIP YER HEAD OFF! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BarbatosLR Posted December 15, 2014 Author Share Posted December 15, 2014 DON'T YOU WALK AWAY FROM ME! I'LL RIP YER HEAD OFF! So? Is that it? Is that all? What a waste of time.... *keeps walking away* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morec0 Posted December 15, 2014 Share Posted December 15, 2014 MORE0! I almost didn't reconiged you there. I just saw your name and I remember Nekros Prime from last time XD I still have some organic lube from YandereSamantha's fanart thread. I'm ready for it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Agentcheese Posted December 15, 2014 Share Posted December 15, 2014 Eh no thanks. id rather not join up with the school of exploding punches or something. id rather train for the day john prodman starts to teach people... and then im going to blow Uranus up with my prova vandle!! >:D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BarbatosLR Posted December 15, 2014 Author Share Posted December 15, 2014 I still have some organic lube from YandereSamantha's fanart thread. I'm ready for it. Eh you're still sticking to that? And you're saying you're holding on to some "organic lube"? For some reason that doesn't sound right and I don't know what weird idea you got in your head bro ;D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morec0 Posted December 15, 2014 Share Posted December 15, 2014 (edited) Eh you're still sticking to that? And you're saying you're holding on to some "organic lube"? For some reason that doesn't sound right and I don't know what weird idea you got in your head bro ;D O_O; Edited December 15, 2014 by Morec0 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snydrex Posted December 15, 2014 Share Posted December 15, 2014 Look at you tragic, filthy, peasants. Hokuto Shinken will forever be above this garbage in terms of best beating the sh*t out of people martial arts. Not even a branch of edgy to their name. Behold the full glory of screaming like a girl and making your enemies explode somehow: The martial art. JK Jigen Haoh is my REKToning. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
satsujinki01 Posted December 15, 2014 Share Posted December 15, 2014 *slow clap* How indeed! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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