StellaPotato Posted December 25, 2014 Share Posted December 25, 2014 it was a beautiful starlit night, the citizens talked though no words were spoke. "they haven't been programmed to have sound yet" "maybe banshee silenced them hur hur" AHEM anyway, not a sound was heard, no words, and as the clock struck 12, vay hek came calling "we hate that guy, he blows hard" and well err this thing is for you the fomorian was so tall. so scary as hell, it was something of which to Dread, oh the Despair, it crept right into me, like it Punctured my flesh and made me bleed, these procs really suck and i don't know about you BUT DAMN I HATE WHEN VAY HEK COMES AROUND im trying get nova prime to bend over and get sweet photo but your trying make my night so bad right now this crushing ruin needs to stop now, please someone please, i need me an archwing and a few thousand brave souls with nukors to freeze this big meanie come on sing it with me, vay hek is a weenie and im not trying to be the new Frost, but im being forced to be as cold as Europa, where the the cryotic front happened hey bill , remember that? it was all over the space news man those tenno are so swell so tall and aww hell MESA WONT YOU COVER ME! AND EMBER YOU CAN BE MY WARM LIGHT AND ROAST THESE NUTS FOR ME please don't get heated and bring the Fury, i was talking about chestnuts not those, ouch please don't Burn My World To The Ground im really finding it hard to breath, dammit wheres my air support, Lotus why you so mean?!! i mean its only been 15 minutes and and im suffocating, like tenno bleeding out i need to be revived right now say oh wont you please, carry me on zephyrs backside today, no god please! i don't want you to dive-bomb while you carry me! oh my @(*()$ god! why , what could make you so cruel to me now! i don't have Iron Skin, no in fact my skin is quite thin. oh i wish someone could take me to where the Trinity's Frolic in the fields with flowers oh god no that's not a flower, oh S#&$ is this miasma all around me! oh god oh god oh please, this is like the worst thing to happen to me except for that one time when all those Kubrows died. and though they couldn't even speak they had such sad eyes and theirs tears cut me down oh dear lotus, this systems is truly hell i need to get out of here and oh im sorry i don't have enough plat to afford a new liset, you see it got destroyed by vay hek, man, why's he so mean to me! lotus please, if this is nightmare and im fast asleep NO DON'T TELL ME TO WAKE UP, THAT S#&$ DOESN'T WORK! please have someone , some brave soul, hit me with volt oh god why did you throw that poor tenno at me its suit of metal? that hurts like like laser from huge &#! spaceship hit me oh wait last thing i remember was that fomorian shooting its laser at the relay im in, oh god did i ever find my keys? i dont think i have the Vigor to carry on with this now. all my friends are dead, and Darvo wont stop trying to sell me this S#&$ DUDE COME ON, EVERYONE I KNOW JUST DIED! LIKE WHATS WRONG WITH YOU! YOUR A @(*()$ ODDBALL NUTCASE! oh some one, somewhere please, hunt me down and make this go away, im just so tired im not a tenno im just an npc and i cant even move from this spot im programmed to im stuck right here! perhaps you can juts set up ark traps around me and let me be oh wait whats that slowly creeping up on me if only i was programmed to turn and see man in hindsight, this wasn't good thing to ask for i regret this. please, reroll this patch now that i can turn around I see a Stalker following me oh dear lotus ple argrgbsag YOUR NPC POWERS ARE USELESS HERE HAPPY HOLIDAYS TENNO! AND TO YOU DE! <3 YOU ALL so yes, this is your gift, what is it you may ask? why did you do this senpai seriously senpai don't understand what this is! neither do i and im the guy who wrote it blame my whiskey eggnog and spiced rum. and on that note, i would like to wish every tenno, from pc to ps4 and xboxone... a happy holidays, have wonderful time and to the team who brings us this outstanding game happy holidays, please just keep bring this more and more alive you beautiful amazing people I love you! so err yeah im out of drinky so i need refill "maybe i should use fast hands or watever to refill my drinks faster, is that how it works? i can haz mastery rank now? yeah im out bye! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
011100110110000101101101 Posted December 25, 2014 Share Posted December 25, 2014 This belongs in Off Topic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GhostSwordsman Posted December 25, 2014 Share Posted December 25, 2014 Holy crap, that's long. I'll be honest, I read about half of it and then skipped to the bottom to see if there were any comments. Inb4 moved to off topic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StellaPotato Posted December 25, 2014 Author Share Posted December 25, 2014 This belongs in Off Topic. well im sure it will get moved there if that's big of deal. but frankly its not. the admins and dev cant watch every post and people post in the wrong area alot its not that big of deal for this one. plenty of general discussion topics could be put into off topic easily. Holy crap, that's long. I'll be honest, I read about half of it and then skipped to the bottom to see if there were any comments. Inb4 moved to off topic. how is that long? do people not like read in their lives, that would be maybe what 3 pages of book. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peemy Posted December 25, 2014 Share Posted December 25, 2014 Amaze Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xlraistlx Posted December 25, 2014 Share Posted December 25, 2014 how is that long? do people not like read in their lives, that would be maybe what 3 pages of book. Not to be rude but the format does not help. At all. [size=1]TL;DR[/size] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StellaPotato Posted December 25, 2014 Author Share Posted December 25, 2014 Amaze thanks. at least someone enjoyed it a bit, well besides me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StellaPotato Posted December 25, 2014 Author Share Posted December 25, 2014 Not to be rude but the format does not help. At all. i could have just made one giant paragraphTL;DR I could have just made one giant cluster of letters in an unsolvable mess. which i see alot on this forum all things considered, this is easily readable and it takes merely minutes, i can read it all in like 3 minutes this isnt a hard task and anyone who finds it hard or says it is ..well. i think your lazy then or you just dont like reading, but hey im not forcing you to read it. i mean you on a forum prepare to read this really isnt alot or time consuming at all or hard to read in anyway the font size is fine and not some dumb color or other crap i could have done. but hey, you dont have to read it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Himari- Posted December 25, 2014 Share Posted December 25, 2014 Moved to a proper section. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orbister Posted December 25, 2014 Share Posted December 25, 2014 well im sure it will get moved there if that's big of deal. but frankly its not. the admins and dev cant watch every post and people post in the wrong area alot its not that big of deal for this one. plenty of general discussion topics could be put into off topic easily. how is that long? do people not like read in their lives, that would be maybe what 3 pages of book. Yes people read, they read things they are interested in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GhostSwordsman Posted December 25, 2014 Share Posted December 25, 2014 how is that long? do people not like read in their lives, that would be maybe what 3 pages of book. Well, I was refering more to the format than the actual word count. I didn't read it all because poetry really isn't my thing. Nothing against you, but it just didn't really interest me so I skipped down to see if there were any comments. And then proceeded to comment on being here before it was moved to off topic, don't really recall why I put that first part there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Evanescent Posted December 25, 2014 Share Posted December 25, 2014 (edited) Well dayum that was funny Edited December 25, 2014 by Evanescent Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StellaPotato Posted December 25, 2014 Author Share Posted December 25, 2014 Yes people read, they read things they are interested in. and people should not talk about things they didnt read. i dont go on about books i read maybe page of thats just silly if you didnt read the whole thing you frankly have nothing to say about it. how could you. you bloody didnt read it. this is pretty simple. you get to speak or comment on something you actual read. thats like the people who comment on youtube video's after its been up for like 1 second and they have whole bloody paragraph about how bad this is or watever. they didnt even watch it. it just comes off as rude and silly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
--MZez-- Posted December 26, 2014 Share Posted December 26, 2014 i just lold Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StellaPotato Posted December 26, 2014 Author Share Posted December 26, 2014 i just lold i ve been drinking, rum eggnog so i stared at this for bit, and swore it said i just told so i kept staring trying to figure out what the hell you meant, then i realized it said lold i considered the fact i may have had enough to drink, but its xmas and my cousins have alot of rum eggnog and need help with it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orbister Posted December 27, 2014 Share Posted December 27, 2014 and people should not talk about things they didnt read. i dont go on about books i read maybe page of thats just silly if you didnt read the whole thing you frankly have nothing to say about it. how could you. you bloody didnt read it. this is pretty simple. you get to speak or comment on something you actual read. thats like the people who comment on youtube video's after its been up for like 1 second and they have whole bloody paragraph about how bad this is or watever. they didnt even watch it. it just comes off as rude and silly. Yes i agree completely, people should not have an opinion about things they don't know, but you can't start accusing people of "not reading nowadays" because they didn't read your work, you should have told the guy what you told me instead of accusing him of not having the habit of reading. Ultimately i think you are right, posting something "negative" without actually reading is not cool (nor intelligent) but dude... you had the tools to defend your work and decided to just say "what?! people don't even read in these illiterate times?!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mokkania Posted December 27, 2014 Share Posted December 27, 2014 (edited) and people should not talk about things they didnt read. dfh<ldhfsqj bro it's one of the internet rule that people can speak of even things they don't read, see or understand. Edited December 27, 2014 by Mokkania Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StellaPotato Posted December 27, 2014 Author Share Posted December 27, 2014 bro it's one of the internet rule that people can speak of even things they don't read, see or understand. lol, that's not a rule, that's just sadly how people chose to run it, and frankly, its moronic and stupid and hasn't been good thing even once. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StellaPotato Posted December 27, 2014 Author Share Posted December 27, 2014 Yes i agree completely, people should not have an opinion about things they don't know, but you can't start accusing people of "not reading nowadays" because they didn't read your work, you should have told the guy what you told me instead of accusing him of not having the habit of reading. Ultimately i think you are right, posting something "negative" without actually reading is not cool (nor intelligent) but dude... you had the tools to defend your work and decided to just say "what?! people don't even read in these illiterate times?!" i didnt accuse him of that at all. i stated what was simply true, he made comments about my work. and yet didnt read it. im sorry, do we live in crazy ville ? if you didn't read, you have nothing to say on it, you cant possibly have an opinion on it, same as song you never heard or movie you never saw or game you never played. this is simple fact you cant talk about it all you want, people tend to do that for some stupid reason but unless you experienced it, you have no opinion on it. perhaps i could have come off aggressive, ive reread it nine times now, i dont think i did at all. i simply stated the truth of the matter bluntly im not beat around the bush person i find that vague social form of talking the world adores a massive waste of time. and i dont take part. im very to the point, tell it like it is and thats all there is too. i dont bother to sugarcoat anything why would i? waste of time, it still stands. if you didn't read it, you cant really have any opinion on it at all. that's just doesn't make any sense and if you think it does well something is wrong with your brain, i recommend you get it looked at. i find it vexing that i wrote something funny, and its all about this pointless drama, im sorry im too blunt and straight forward for the forums Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mokkania Posted December 27, 2014 Share Posted December 27, 2014 im sorry im too blunt and straight forward for the forums I forgive you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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