Vending Machine [Forum Game]

[OverlordMcGeek]

You get what you missed out on:

a crazy spring break vacation

threesomes on 5 different occasions; 2 involving hookers

greet and meet with mma wrestlers

a role in the movie interstellar

a winning lottery ticket

and chance visit with the queen of jordan who would have taken an interest in you

I insert all of that^ since you clearly didn't want it.

[XTechnomancer]

You receive agreement from me because I do NOT want that as I am only 14. ._.

I insert my WTF face.

[Shafilp]

You get

 

I insert tons of cat.

[XTechnomancer]

You get raining cats AND dogs.

I insert the tons of dogs I found in the rain.

[Fat_Nom]

You get a complete collection of Overlord's dead dogs from a few pages back.

I insert Overlord McSwag's bottle of Mountain "Dew".

[OverlordMcGeek]

you get more cans filled with awesomeness than you can handle

I insert technomancers beat up computer

[Fat_Nom]

You get Intel HD.

I insert my own dead body, after exposure to the Intel HD.

[Kratos]

Out comes Intel SD.

 

I insert Google Chrome.

[OverlordMcGeek]

you get the embodiment of swag

 

i insert 98% of the internet(you know which part)

[Fat_Nom]

You get Cat_Nom.

I insert a bag of OverlordMcDonalds.

[Kirosamu]

You get a Chocoboat

 

 

I Insert $50 worth of platinum.

[OverlordMcGeek]

you get a swanky brand new RL kubrow.(that still requires the maintenance and mods)

 

I insert a real kubrow

[XTechnomancer]

You get a money eater (my dog ate $20 once)

I insert 20 dollars.

[WolfmanX9]

You get 10 dollars back as you heard the trololol song from the vending machine.

 

I insert animatronic parts.

[XTechnomancer]

You get Mangle from FNAF 2

I insert foxy.

[Fat_Nom]

You get an open door.

I insert an XTechnomancer candy bar.

[OverlordMcGeek]

You get a Fa_Nom

 

I insert a Czech hillbilly

[Kirosamu]

You get a Bunch of Waifus.

 

I insert $Your Waifu is crap.

[Fat_Nom]

You get OverlordMcGeek waifu.

I insert OverlordMcGeek waifu, whom I kidnapped from Kirosamu.

[Kirosamu]

You get an insta-kill Hit on Warframe.

 

I insert your feelings. Lots of them. about 1-Sad.

[Shafilp]

You get my tears about getting forma at 60mins T4S.

 

I insert DE LIE.

[Fat_Nom]

You get Warframe with less grinding.

I insert the prime part I stole from Shafilp's T4S right before the operative found it at 60 minutes.

[Catastropherz]

Surprise! That prime part turned into a forma.

 

I insert a pity kubrow.

[OverlordMcGeek]

you get valkyr enslaved once again to be our new pets, valkitties.

i insert a prime spork.

[Fat_Nom]

You get primed mashed potatoes.

I insert the leftovers from OverlordMcGeek's primed mashed potatoes (after fat-nomming my share, of course)