Vending Machine [Forum Game]

[Shafilp]

You get Satan Symbol on you hand.

 

I insert illuminati.

[Azimuth64]

You receive the Spanish Inquisition.

 

I insert holy water.

[RonanFrost]

You get tap water in a fancy bowl.

 

I insert 450 years worth of layers upon layers of weathered pigeon sh*t

[BirdOfSong]

You get -CM-Phobie.

 

I insert the left over Eclipse funds. 

[Azimuth64]

You get a brick of something.

 

I insert a Nokia phone.

[Shafilp]

You get all of my phones (3250, C6-01, Lumia 925) damn you ;-;

I insert The Not-A-Cat Cat.

Edited May 6, 2015 by Shafilp

[TheErebus.]

You get Charlie No-face

 

I insert Bloodborne

[Bizzaro21]

You get blood p0**

 

 

I insert a censor bar

[OverlordMcGeek]

you get charlie sheen

 

i insert another vending machine that spits out souls

[Aktriaz]

You get banned from Dark Souls for cheating.

I insert my hopes and dreams.

[Bizzaro21]

You get Nekros copyright contravention

You get REKT for ninja`ing me

 

 

I insert a troll@ss tenno that has an eternal radiation proc and a 6 forma`ed boltor and a vaykor marelok about to trigger the AoE justice thing and a scindo prime 7 forma`ed cuz it is fun... oh, and carrier with potatoed and forma`ed gun

Edited May 6, 2015 by Bizzaro21

[OverlordMcGeek]

You get a pic of me enjoying the love ones you will clearly leave behind.

 

I insert a Nazi trollframe

[Aktriaz]

You get a warning point.

I insert the warframe community moderators.

[Bizzaro21]

You get a warning point as well

 

 

I hop in the machine

Edited May 6, 2015 by Bizzaro21

[OverlordMcGeek]

You get a beat down from the devs

 

I insert meg in her home

[Azimuth64]

You receive the Digital Extremes steering committee.

 

I insert the Warframe Matchmaking server.

[OverlordMcGeek]

You get an invitation to my wedding with Meg. Ignore how she is tied up in the invitation pic...

 

I insert my wedding with meg

[Bizzaro21]

You get a guy asking dafuq is meg

 

 

 

I insert meg not knowing what it/he/she is

[Azimuth64]

You get five clones of Meg from Family Guy.

 

I insert Meg's hat (from Family Guy).

[OverlordMcGeek]

You get DEMeg punching you into oblivion

 

I reinsert my wedding with my redhead waifu.

[Azimuth64]

You get a gravestone and one of my missing teeth.

 

I insert a $5 bill that screams loudly when placed next to foreign currency.

[Ironlixivium]

You get a box full of tears hope and vomit rainbows.

 

I insert a shredded glove and scream "GIMME SOMETHING ELSE DAMMIT!!"

Edited May 6, 2015 by Ironlixivium

[Aktriaz]

You get your shredded glove back.

I insert communist Russia.

[Ironlixivium]

you get russia, communist.

 

I put on the shredded glove and insert 1 plat, 3$ and a bo prime handle

Edited May 6, 2015 by Ironlixivium

[Azimuth64]

Edit: Ninja'd. Dx

 

You get Ironlixivium's other shredded glove.
You get a 52 karat diamond.

 

I insert a blue sticky note with three sides, each of which says, "Hi!"

Edited May 6, 2015 by Azimuth64