Cloud Posted February 2, 2015 Share Posted February 2, 2015 Well guys, many players complain that in order to have a viable challenge in the game they are forced to reach absurd minutes as 120 -180, I wish to say only one thing to these dear colleagues ... YOU'RE @(*()$ RIGHT! From the depths of the nightmares of demons that are in your nightmares ... emerges t8 surv! How to start a t8 surv? EASY, you just need to craft it, man! to create a t8 surv you will need all previous keys, then: 1 x t1, 1xt2, 1xt3, 1xt4, 1xt5, 1xt6, 1xt7 (surv) But here come the first problems: Where the F*** are the t 5.6 and 7? Dear friend, to have these three keys you'll face three tremendous proves: 1) Turns back Miley Cyrus to Hanna Montana . XT5 2) Watch "Two girls, one cup" three times in a row. XT6 3) Come out safe from a goku vs superman discussion. XT7 Now my dear friend, you have all the keys you need, all you need is the bp! the t8 surv bp is dropped by lephantis, so an easy win, just take ur boltor and open ITS &#! (have it at least?) ... ah sorry, forgot to tell you that in this particular mission it uses a soft GOD MODE which consists in: 1) 100 BARS OF HP 2) 1 HIT KILL 3) FLAMING FARTS causing status: "farted" 4) While you are "farted" u lose 400 hp and shield for tick, for 100 secs duration. 5) CUTE heal which permits him to recover all its life every 10 seconds. Well boy, after this easy start now you also have the bp, you can craft your deserved t8 surv key to the modest sum of 100 million. W-What? Have u done it really? ..uhm uhm ... i mean ... NICE! Well done great space ninja! It's time for your incredible abilities to be tested out! U can now start the surv t8! Here's a guide that will explain exactly what you expect, I recommend you to read it only whn u just enter in the surv, or you will lose the element of surprise! 1) We all know the award system which takes place every five minutes ... that @(*()$ S#&$ system! Always giving us formas and stuff we do not want at all, WASTING OUR PRECIOUS TIME ! The t8 surv SOLVES your problem! Instead of winning something every 5 minutes, the opposite will happen, every 5 minutes YOU WILL LOSE A RANDOM ITEM from your inventory, including Warframe and weapons! SO @(*()$ COOL AND CHALLENGING! 2) Tired of those weak corrupted owned in few shots? No problem! Here they are programmed so that when you kill one, other 2 born from his dust WITH TRIPLE ARMOR! 3) Do not bear more useless kubrow that does nothing but die, forcing you to put two fingers in its &#! for ress? NO PROBLEM ! In this mode your kubrow become a @(*()$ EPIC GREAT Zanuka PRIME with ??? attack, health and defense! I bet you're already puffing cause in this way is too easy! DON'T WORRY ! Your puppy will turn against you, and with every attack will definitely destroy one of your three weapons! WOW, has this mode become just interesting, eh? But it's not over here! 4) Every 10 minutes there is a SPECIAL ENTRY! Infact all the most bloodthirsty murderers players in conclave with one shot build marelok and unlimitate energy will come to make a visit in the map heading for ur head ! Oh brother, I'm sorry, I was forgetting, you can not play with both hands at the same time, because while you will use one for mouse or keyboard ,with the other you will need to write the word "nightmare" on each sheet of a notebook the size of an encyclopedia. In Arabic, Chinese and ancient greek. With a compass. While singing Halleluja with navel. And u must be really carefull about this last one! Because if u go out of tune you will lose directly! THE HALL OF TOUGHS If you can overcome these difficulties completely accessible and these childish traps, reaching 800 minutes, you will enter the hall of toughs, where sit Schwarzenegger,Stallone, Al Pacino ,Chuck Norris,Dwayne Johnson and Sheldon Cooper who ,after have thoroughly washed his hands, will offer you "THE MOST USELESS AND SENSELESS SWORD EVER MADE". This shiny sword, forged by the nosense of a criminally insane while trying to detoxify himself, with its immense power and negative damage, does not kill enemies, but with every hit, it heals and strengthens them so that they become final bosses! This immense gift logically will be given to you only if you complete the challenge course ... BUT NOW there is the moment which is generally called "reading contraindications" So In the same way that an aspirin could cause an unusual growth of your boobs, this mode may have some small penalty ... Infact, if you leave or lose the game, your account is deleted entirely, and you will be able only to see the last message in it: "you're noob" BUT DON'T WORRY! If the absurd chance that you lose occurs , you will be able to spend the rest of your pl for customizing the last message "you're noob", maybe changing color or by adding some cute animal. Unfortunately this is not a possibility but you will be forced to do so to avoid problems of theft of money (real money-> pl) if you care about your computer and wants to avoid its explosion while performing in play "u spin round like a record". When your pl will be dried up, you will be ready to start another great adventure in Warframe! So WHAT ARE U WAITING? Make a nice charging with your paypall, and buy as many pl as you can and .. START TOGETHER WITH US THIS NEW EXCITING MODE ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OniDax Posted February 2, 2015 Share Posted February 2, 2015 Love it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rompido Posted February 2, 2015 Share Posted February 2, 2015 (edited) Lol one part of this reminded me of permanent death to your account in SWG online. Yes you really did die for good. Had to start a new account Edited February 2, 2015 by Rompido Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Awazx Posted February 2, 2015 Share Posted February 2, 2015 haahahahaha!! hahaha hahahahahahahahah!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stratego89 Posted February 2, 2015 Share Posted February 2, 2015 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(XBOX)Grihaly Posted February 2, 2015 Share Posted February 2, 2015 Psshhha I do T9 survivals! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WarOverlord Posted February 2, 2015 Share Posted February 2, 2015 2Easy4Me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cloud Posted February 2, 2015 Author Share Posted February 2, 2015 Lol one part of this reminded me of permanent death to your account in SWG online. Yes you really did die for good. Had to start a new account sad story Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
connorpistol Posted February 2, 2015 Share Posted February 2, 2015 +1 would play for a week nonstop. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)IMainTheMains Posted February 2, 2015 Share Posted February 2, 2015 (edited) Brilliant. What tactic do I use for the level 9999 nullifiers? Edited February 2, 2015 by (PS4)RyanRFC12345 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
connorpistol Posted February 2, 2015 Share Posted February 2, 2015 Brilliant. What tactic do I use for the level 9999 nullifiers? You ddon't use tactics against lvl.9999 Nullifiers. You just DIE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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