Ratagain Posted March 17, 2015 Share Posted March 17, 2015 (edited) Don't be afraid to make a joke,but keep it under 18 years and be nice. Also have fun and enjoy yourself. It's not a competition or a race,so don't worry and relax dudes. To show you that any joke works i'll start. So a volt and 3 more tenno walk into a mission. The volt suddenly disappears. Tenno 1 asks : Where did the volt go ? Tenno 2 answers : I don't know where the volt is,but i saw some golden rings flying around. How many lokis does it take to screw a light bulb? two lokis,one to screw the light bulb and the other one in realty is a decoy to distract grineer. How do you know which one of your teammates is a rhino ? You look for health bar that look the most laggy from the rest of the health bars. If new loka had a video game after them,what would be its name and theme song? Edited March 17, 2015 by Ratagain Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Husla Posted March 17, 2015 Share Posted March 17, 2015 This belongs more into off-topic than General Discussion. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)ToastyFairy01 Posted March 17, 2015 Share Posted March 17, 2015 You want a joke? Tellurium drop rate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The.Night.Wolf Posted March 17, 2015 Share Posted March 17, 2015 Tenno 1: Where does this belong Tenno 2: In off-topic HAAAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH I hate the slot system, whenever I earn it I spend SLOTS of plat on it. It makes a Tenno RUN OUT OF WEAPONS for fighting the grind of trade. I have no humour. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ratagain Posted March 17, 2015 Author Share Posted March 17, 2015 Look if this topic was for off-topic the mod would have moved it. And Secondly the Warframe complains topic is in a different places,go there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HarlequinD Posted March 17, 2015 Share Posted March 17, 2015 Not mine, but a couple that made me mildly chuckle a while ago: "What do Corpus use to mow the lawn? Lawn Moa." "Dude! What happened to my Argon Crystals?" "They argon" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tymerc Posted March 17, 2015 Share Posted March 17, 2015 Ember is hot. Frost is cool. Am I doing it right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Husla Posted March 17, 2015 Share Posted March 17, 2015 Look if this topic was for off-topic the mod would have moved it. And Secondly the Warframe complains topic is in a different places,go there. Mods are people not bots, they can't move something straight away because of your lazy actions. Please, read the rules to the General Discussion before you make sarky comments. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ToxicTroublermaker Posted March 17, 2015 Share Posted March 17, 2015 Yo dawg I heard you want Mesa. So we made her RNG behind RNG behind Time Lock RNG. ------------------------- Oh you want to get Vauban? Please tell me how youll wait for that one alert with the LAST part need before you give up and buy him Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Storchenbein Posted March 17, 2015 Share Posted March 17, 2015 Ember is hot. Frost is cool. Hydroid is wet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Strichpoppesmann Posted March 17, 2015 Share Posted March 17, 2015 Loki walks into a bar. There was no counter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rechot Posted March 17, 2015 Share Posted March 17, 2015 Tenno 1: weres frost Tenno 2: he went to go cool his head. After the heated argument with ember. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)Folkeye Posted March 17, 2015 Share Posted March 17, 2015 Not mine, but a couple that made me mildly chuckle a while ago: "What do Corpus use to mow the lawn? Lawn Moa." "Dude! What happened to my Argon Crystals?" "They argon" Now I'm going to have to share those with a friend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ratagain Posted March 17, 2015 Author Share Posted March 17, 2015 Not mine, but a couple that made me mildly chuckle a while ago: "What do Corpus use to mow the lawn? Lawn Moa." "Dude! What happened to my Argon Crystals?" "They argon" Lawn Moa.It's like someone with a chicago accent said it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prime Posted March 17, 2015 Share Posted March 17, 2015 "Dude! What happened to my Argon Crystals?" "They argon" Tenno 1: weres frost Tenno 2: he went to go cool his head. After the heated argument with ember. ^^ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Himari- Posted March 17, 2015 Share Posted March 17, 2015 Moved to a proper section. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nira Posted March 17, 2015 Share Posted March 17, 2015 The upcoming Warframe anniversary ball is coming up. I hope Nekros makes some of his signature cocktail, Soul Punch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ratagain Posted March 17, 2015 Author Share Posted March 17, 2015 (edited) Moved to a proper section. Thanks. Edited March 17, 2015 by Ratagain Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karmak13 Posted March 17, 2015 Share Posted March 17, 2015 The upcoming Warframe anniversary ball is coming up. I hope Nekros makes some of his signature cocktail, Soul Punch. I 100% snorted at this. Thank you. Perhaps afterwards we can play a game of Limbo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoboDoge Posted March 17, 2015 Share Posted March 17, 2015 Rhino. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hisophonic Posted March 17, 2015 Share Posted March 17, 2015 I say Zephyr's performance in the Olympics to a pretty big Dive due to Loki's speedy Essence. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nira Posted March 17, 2015 Share Posted March 17, 2015 I 100% snorted at this. Thank you. Perhaps afterwards we can play a game of Limbo. Glad you liked it :P Hehe, very good. What happens when you tickle Sargas Ruk? It makes him Grin-eer to ear. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Techtro Posted March 18, 2015 Share Posted March 18, 2015 Once again I encounter another forum where i just want to say: "Da Hek is This?" Instead of calling it a Rukus and face palming Tyl morning, I'm gonna try make a joke. One day, the Arbiters of Hexis decided to Telos a story, whilst the Perrin tried to Secura info tower. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fat_Nom Posted March 18, 2015 Share Posted March 18, 2015 Where is the best place to kick an elite lancer? Right in the Hind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stingray97 Posted March 18, 2015 Share Posted March 18, 2015 Volt made an offensive joke, it was shocking coming from him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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