Renegade343 Posted April 26, 2015 Share Posted April 26, 2015 I decided to attend a church service on last Sunday, because I had not attended it for a long time. However, as I had jogged prior to attending the service, I was rather thirsty and tired. And so, when I entered the church, I saw a few bottles that contained water on a table. I took one of them, and drank it all before one of the pastors stormed up to me: Pastor: "What are you doing?". Me: "Just drinking water, since those bottles on the table seem to be free.". Pastor: "Yes, they are free, but they are holy water! You're not supposed to drink it!". But anyways, it tastes like normal tap water. Could do with a few drops of lemon juice to spice it up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheErebus. Posted April 26, 2015 Share Posted April 26, 2015 Well at least you can't say you're not filled with the holiness of church. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KlarVyvern Posted April 26, 2015 Share Posted April 26, 2015 (edited) If I did that I would probably combust. Edited April 26, 2015 by KlarVyvern Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Storchenbein Posted April 26, 2015 Share Posted April 26, 2015 Now go kill some demons. The fate of the world is in your hands. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheErebus. Posted April 26, 2015 Share Posted April 26, 2015 Now go kill some demons. The fate of the world is in your hands. While Demon Hunter music plays. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magicfingers Posted April 26, 2015 Share Posted April 26, 2015 wait until later, then Holy $hit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stratego89 Posted April 26, 2015 Share Posted April 26, 2015 So... why aren't you supposed to put something Holy into your body? Isn't that a good thing? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GinKenshin Posted April 26, 2015 Share Posted April 26, 2015 I suggest you make the most of it and go farm the hell out of warframe.....since you're 'blessed' from inside Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kostadin Posted April 26, 2015 Share Posted April 26, 2015 natural Blessing (trinity) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prime Posted April 26, 2015 Share Posted April 26, 2015 lol I would have corroded to death Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
satsujinki01 Posted April 26, 2015 Share Posted April 26, 2015 You are...blessed! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deidaku Posted April 26, 2015 Share Posted April 26, 2015 (edited) Plot twist.**The water gives you bible powers and you become.......;; BIBLEMAN it's a real thing btw Now go kill some demons Edited April 26, 2015 by Deidaku Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBrsrkr Posted April 26, 2015 Share Posted April 26, 2015 Keep your pee in a bottle in case of demon attack Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheDrunkenGungan Posted April 26, 2015 Share Posted April 26, 2015 Go do some farming in-game. NOW. I don't care. Just do it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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