TheErebus. Posted May 2, 2015 Share Posted May 2, 2015 BEARS ARE EVIL AND HERE'S WHY: 1. THEY ARE DRUG DEALERS OF THE HIGHEST ORDER: THE COPS GO AFTER US HOOMANS, BUT THEY IGNORE THE BEARS. I DEMAND JUSTICE!!! 2. BEAR CUBS ARE 2CUTE4HOOMANS 3. THEIR LEADER IS A PEDOPHILE SEX MACHINE FLEE CHILDREN FLEE, FOR IT SHALL RAVAGE YOU! ALL BEARS ARE EVIL. WE MUST EXTERMINATE THEM BEFORE THEY SPREAD ONTO TH- oh....my.....god.... https://forums.warframe.com/index.php?/user/857389-xb1a-frikn-grizzly/ A GRIZZLY BEAR HAS INVADED THE FORUMS!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(XBOX)Grihaly Posted May 2, 2015 Share Posted May 2, 2015 A GRIZZLY BEAR HAS INVADED THE FORUMS!!! You rang? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
011100110110000101101101 Posted May 2, 2015 Share Posted May 2, 2015 Yes! We MUST end this menace! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheErebus. Posted May 2, 2015 Author Share Posted May 2, 2015 You rang? HALP IT'S GOING TO MAUL ME TO DEATH AND THEN FORCE ME TO SNORT COCAINE. HAAAALP Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rorgal_Sina Posted May 2, 2015 Share Posted May 2, 2015 My...my only kubrow is named Bear_Fuzz.... Sssshould I exterminate him? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheErebus. Posted May 2, 2015 Author Share Posted May 2, 2015 My...my only kubrow is named Bear_Fuzz.... Sssshould I exterminate him? If you cherish your fellow hoomans...then yes. THROW IT OUT THE AIRLOCK. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OverlordMcGeek Posted May 2, 2015 Share Posted May 2, 2015 HALP IT'S GOING TO MAUL ME TO DEATH AND THEN FORCE ME TO SNORT COCAINE. HAAAALP Good, you need to relax. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(XBOX)Grihaly Posted May 2, 2015 Share Posted May 2, 2015 If you cherish your fellow hoomans...then yes. THROW IT OUT THE AIRLOCK. But wait... THE BEAR IS IN THE AIRLOCK! HALP IT'S GOING TO MAUL ME TO DEATH AND THEN FORCE ME TO SNORT COCAINE. HAAAALP I think you've got the order mixed up... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Imaru Posted May 2, 2015 Share Posted May 2, 2015 This thread makes BEAR-ly any sense. (Is this no time for puns?) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(XBOX)Grihaly Posted May 2, 2015 Share Posted May 2, 2015 My visitor count is exploding xD Also, the pedo bear is not a part of the bear hierarchy, he was cast out years ago. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheErebus. Posted May 2, 2015 Author Share Posted May 2, 2015 This thread makes BEAR-ly any sense. (Is this no time for puns?) But wait... THE BEAR IS IN THE AIRLOCK! I think you've got the order mixed up... GET OUT OF HERE FILTHY BEAR. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drunkenbagel Posted May 2, 2015 Share Posted May 2, 2015 (edited) Does this count as a bear? I mean, this is like that Xenomorph-Yautja Hybrid right? So which side is it on? Edited May 2, 2015 by Drunkenbagel Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheErebus. Posted May 2, 2015 Author Share Posted May 2, 2015 Does this count as a bear? I mean, this is like that Xenomorph-Yautja Hybrid right? So which side is it on? OH DEAR GOD IT'S ALL OVER WE'RE DOOMED RIP IN PEPPERONI HOOMANITY Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pattonsguy Posted May 2, 2015 Share Posted May 2, 2015 (edited) I can bearily take it! This is totally impawsible! (pun ninja'd, damn you ereboos!) Edited May 2, 2015 by pattonsguy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dawn11715 Posted May 2, 2015 Share Posted May 2, 2015 My thoughts: "who in the world wrote this nonsense?" looks at Author: ".......... him again......" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheErebus. Posted May 2, 2015 Author Share Posted May 2, 2015 My thoughts: "who in the world wrote this nonsense?" looks at Author: ".......... him again......" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snydrex Posted May 2, 2015 Share Posted May 2, 2015 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(XBOX)Grihaly Posted May 2, 2015 Share Posted May 2, 2015 Does this count as a bear? I mean, this is like that Xenomorph-Yautja Hybrid right? So which side is it on? Our attempts at mind-controlling it were... Unsuccessful. It currently rampages third-world countries, in the hunt for gold and diamonds, because the coke industry is getting more difficult every day Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Dawn11715 Posted May 2, 2015 Share Posted May 2, 2015 My thoughts: "who in the world wrote this nonsense?" looks at Author: ".......... him again......" Seriously, there wouldn't be half as much WTF-moments in this Forum without you around XD (meant as compliment...... sort of.....) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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TheErebus. Posted May 2, 2015 Author Share Posted May 2, 2015 Seriously, there wouldn't be half as much WTF-moments in this Forum without you around XD (meant as compliment...... sort of.....) WAIT SORT OF?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Dawn11715 Posted May 2, 2015 Share Posted May 2, 2015 WAIT SORT OF?! Don't take this to serious, we can still be friends <3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Djangofett Posted May 2, 2015 Share Posted May 2, 2015 How do we know you aren't one of them?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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