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Guide To How To Become A Giraffe


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STEP 1:

 

Just Concentrate and Relax.

 

STEP 2:

 

Think Of Alien Camels And Think That You Are One Of Them.

 

STEP 3:

 

Now Think That Kayan People Tries To Put On Rings On Your Neck.

 

STEP 4:

 

Think That You Have The Tallest Neck Now.

 

STEP 5:

 

Open Your Third Eye And Think That The Eye Shapes Into A Four-Legged Butt With A Tail.

 

FINAL STEP:

 

Now Just Play Basketball and Punch People With Your Holy Neck. If You Can Do It, You From Now On Are A Damn Girrafe!

 

 

 

 

Motivation for those who couldn't do it:

Try to be a platypus:

https://forums.warframe.com/index.php?/topic/392541-guide-to-how-to-become-a-platypus-in-four-steps/

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